Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 212 Days and 70746 Haikus later...

You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku # 61739, January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET
by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku # 61738, January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET
by Smiley
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku # 61737, January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by Person not answering door of Other side of door
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku # 61736, January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET
by Grossed Out of Far Out
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku # 61735, January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Running out
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku # 61734, January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
by Breezy of Chair
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku # 61733, January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET
by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku # 61732, January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET
by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku # 61731, January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET
by National Poopyographic
Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Haiku # 61730, January 18, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Freudian Regressions of Darth
Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...

https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
Haiku # 61729, January 18, 2019 7:50 am ET
by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Haiku # 61728, January 18, 2019 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet

Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
Haiku # 61727, January 18, 2019 2:18 am ET
by Bucket washer
Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Haiku # 61726, January 18, 2019 1:34 am ET
by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
Haiku # 61725, January 18, 2019 12:28 am ET
by Oneeye
Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Haiku # 61724, January 18, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Meatbeaterologist of Live
Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Haiku # 61723, January 18, 2019 12:23 am ET
by Leila of Beach
Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
Haiku # 61722, January 18, 2019 12:21 am ET
by Poopy
Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
Haiku # 61721, January 18, 2019 12:19 am ET
by Made u look
Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
Haiku # 61720, January 18, 2019 12:16 am ET
by Sore Loser
Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
Haiku # 61719, January 17, 2019 8:50 pm ET
by Avoidance of Empty Space
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Haiku # 61701, January 17, 2019 8:14 pm ET
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I am VHS
You also are VHS
We are VHS!
Haiku # 61700, January 17, 2019 4:06 pm ET
by Vertical Helical Scan of Video Home System
I foretell future !
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .
Haiku # 61699, January 17, 2019 4:01 pm ET
by Steaming mound of Darth's haiku
Gillette self-destruct:
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.
Haiku # 61698, January 17, 2019 3:58 pm ET
by Good luck selling it to anyone but dumb Amerikrats
Toxic masculine!
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.
Haiku # 61697, January 17, 2019 3:05 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Burning Tiger Hao!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.

Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!
Haiku # 61696, January 17, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Democrat commies
Useless idiots and tools
Destroy our country

Like in Caracas.
In Cuba- Cambodia
You work to destroy

Then you live in it
Eat your pets, zoo animals
How you like Mao now?
Haiku # 61695, January 17, 2019 2:43 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Wong, you might like this...
It's something I wrote myself
Concerning Commies:

https://tinyurl.com/y9pzvobb
Haiku # 61694, January 17, 2019 2:18 pm ET
by Chairman Orange of Orange Carrot
Wong is so stupid
Thinks all dems are communists
Really vhs?
Haiku # 61693, January 17, 2019 1:49 pm ET
by Still at it dumb ass?
Che wuz awesome, man...
He played the drums, didn't he?
No, wait -- he played bass.

Fidel: architect
of true island liberty;
Cuban paradise

Lenin. Great singer.
Wrote most of the Beatle's songs.
Pop revolution.

Pol Pot? Not too sure.
If it's pot . . . u can smoke it.
Cambodian herb !
Haiku # 61692, January 17, 2019 8:52 am ET
by Maduro Frito of Caracas
Larry Moe Curly
They had sizeable ding dongs
Shemp blew huge spooge
Haiku # 61691, January 17, 2019 1:43 am ET
by Stoonad
Mao was a poet
And a murdering sumvitch
Burned the ancient books

Now he smokes in hell
with Lenin and old Stalin
and dead Commie Che

All of them killers
Worshiped by brain dead leftists
Who don't have a clue
Haiku # 61690, January 17, 2019 12:00 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
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