You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
by Smiley
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
by Person not answering door of Other side of door
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
by Grossed Out of Far Out
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
by Running out
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
by Breezy of Chair
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
by National Poopyographic
Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
by Freudian Regressions of Darth
Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...
https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
by Anonymous Poet
Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet
Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
by Bucket washer
Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
by Oneeye
Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
by Meatbeaterologist of Live
Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
by Leila of Beach
Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
by Poopy
Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
by Made u look
Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
by Sore Loser
Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
by Avoidance of Empty Space
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I am VHS
You also are VHS
We are VHS!
by Vertical Helical Scan of Video Home System
I foretell future !
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .
by Steaming mound of Darth's haiku
Gillette self-destruct:
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.
by Good luck selling it to anyone but dumb Amerikrats
Toxic masculine!
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Burning Tiger Hao!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.
Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Democrat commies
Useless idiots and tools
Destroy our country
Like in Caracas.
In Cuba- Cambodia
You work to destroy
Then you live in it
Eat your pets, zoo animals
How you like Mao now?
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Wong, you might like this...
It's something I wrote myself
Concerning Commies:
https://tinyurl.com/y9pzvobb
by Chairman Orange of Orange Carrot
Wong is so stupid
Thinks all dems are communists
Really vhs?
by Still at it dumb ass?
Che wuz awesome, man...
He played the drums, didn't he?
No, wait -- he played bass.
Fidel: architect
of true island liberty;
Cuban paradise
Lenin. Great singer.
Wrote most of the Beatle's songs.
Pop revolution.
Pol Pot? Not too sure.
If it's pot . . . u can smoke it.
Cambodian herb !
by Maduro Frito of Caracas
Larry Moe Curly
They had sizeable ding dongs
Shemp blew huge spooge
by Stoonad
Mao was a poet
And a murdering sumvitch
Burned the ancient books
Now he smokes in hell
with Lenin and old Stalin
and dead Commie Che
All of them killers
Worshiped by brain dead leftists
Who don't have a clue
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
