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by
I am VHS
You also are VHS
We are VHS!
by Vertical Helical Scan of Video Home System
I foretell future !
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .
by Steaming mound of Darth's haiku
Gillette self-destruct:
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.
by Good luck selling it to anyone but dumb Amerikrats
Toxic masculine!
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Burning Tiger Hao!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.
Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Democrat commies
Useless idiots and tools
Destroy our country
Like in Caracas.
In Cuba- Cambodia
You work to destroy
Then you live in it
Eat your pets, zoo animals
How you like Mao now?
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Wong, you might like this...
It's something I wrote myself
Concerning Commies:
https://tinyurl.com/y9pzvobb
by Chairman Orange of Orange Carrot
Wong is so stupid
Thinks all dems are communists
Really vhs?
by Still at it dumb ass?
Che wuz awesome, man...
He played the drums, didn't he?
No, wait -- he played bass.
Fidel: architect
of true island liberty;
Cuban paradise
Lenin. Great singer.
Wrote most of the Beatle's songs.
Pop revolution.
Pol Pot? Not too sure.
If it's pot . . . u can smoke it.
Cambodian herb !
by Maduro Frito of Caracas
Larry Moe Curly
They had sizeable ding dongs
Shemp blew huge spooge
by Stoonad
Mao was a poet
And a murdering sumvitch
Burned the ancient books
Now he smokes in hell
with Lenin and old Stalin
and dead Commie Che
All of them killers
Worshiped by brain dead leftists
Who don't have a clue
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Wong, haiku brother:
Let us quell the rising tide
With five-seven-five
by Vladimir Illyich Haiku
Off to get coffee
Hot as hell and black as sin!
Girl-bring it to me!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Don't go Bolshevik!
Or useless new Democrat-
Communist bastards!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Don't go Bolshevik
Or new Democrat
Communist bastards..
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Crystal coffee girl
Has a magnificent rear
Sad.. so far from here.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Many many fries
All our favorite foods are here
Come on, admit it
by If you voted for that of You heed help
Clueless leftist youth
trade their birthright for pottage smoking Marxist pot
by Dumbed-Down Remnants of U.S. Society
Lo-fi wi-fi ku
Hit the road take a hike ku
Left-wing right-wing ku
by Ku ku for Haiku
Bureaucratic bloat
Calls for drastic dieting;
Extend the shutdown!
by Crushin' the Illusion of Russian Collusion
Poem residue
The clue led to your arrest
Bad Haiku Killer
by Matlock of Golden Girlz orgy
I so love my ku
be it hi or goodbye ku
Go on and try ku
by Put it in neutral
Just got pulled over
There goes my Ubereats pay
Many, many cold fries
by Anonymous Poet
Stop fighting about G O D
That dude hates all of us
No argument there
by Smote Avoider of Running the other direction
Wedding day blues
Walking down the aisle, farting
Till death, you'll share farts
by Single of Not Looking
Cafeteria
This time drink milk up your nose
You crave attention
by Pop your lunchbag
Fetal alcohol
Feral children of two drunks
They all had pin heads
by Neighbour of Hood
Lofan, nude, at door
Bearing coffee and doughnuts
Phallus of Ring Toss
by Busty Barb
Barnyard behemoth
Birdbrain challenge to screw it
Snorting, Raging Bull
by Aging Bull Robbed of my dinero of TriBeCa
By day I hoist hay
Finger fuck farmer's daughter
Until the cock's crow
by Hired hand
Stopped for sustenance
Rotten crane eggs guzzled raw
Flexing my muscle
by Hired hand
I alone, a god
raise high the bleeding trophy:
Haiku's severed head.
by Where did y'all go?
