I foretell future !
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .
by Steaming mound of Darth's haiku
Gillette self-destruct:
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.
by Good luck selling it to anyone but dumb Amerikrats
Toxic masculine!
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Burning Tiger Hao!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.
Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Democrat commies
Useless idiots and tools
Destroy our country
Like in Caracas.
In Cuba- Cambodia
You work to destroy
Then you live in it
Eat your pets, zoo animals
How you like Mao now?
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Wong, you might like this...
It's something I wrote myself
Concerning Commies:
https://tinyurl.com/y9pzvobb
by Chairman Orange of Orange Carrot
Wong is so stupid
Thinks all dems are communists
Really vhs?
by Still at it dumb ass?
Che wuz awesome, man...
He played the drums, didn't he?
No, wait -- he played bass.
Fidel: architect
of true island liberty;
Cuban paradise
Lenin. Great singer.
Wrote most of the Beatle's songs.
Pop revolution.
Pol Pot? Not too sure.
If it's pot . . . u can smoke it.
Cambodian herb !
by Maduro Frito of Caracas
Larry Moe Curly
They had sizeable ding dongs
Shemp blew huge spooge
by Stoonad
Mao was a poet
And a murdering sumvitch
Burned the ancient books
Now he smokes in hell
with Lenin and old Stalin
and dead Commie Che
All of them killers
Worshiped by brain dead leftists
Who don't have a clue
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Wong, haiku brother:
Let us quell the rising tide
With five-seven-five
by Vladimir Illyich Haiku
Off to get coffee
Hot as hell and black as sin!
Girl-bring it to me!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Don't go Bolshevik!
Or useless new Democrat-
Communist bastards!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Don't go Bolshevik
Or new Democrat
Communist bastards..
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Crystal coffee girl
Has a magnificent rear
Sad.. so far from here.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Many many fries
All our favorite foods are here
Come on, admit it
by If you voted for that of You heed help
Clueless leftist youth
trade their birthright for pottage smoking Marxist pot
by Dumbed-Down Remnants of U.S. Society
Lo-fi wi-fi ku
Hit the road take a hike ku
Left-wing right-wing ku
by Ku ku for Haiku
Bureaucratic bloat
Calls for drastic dieting;
Extend the shutdown!
by Crushin' the Illusion of Russian Collusion
Poem residue
The clue led to your arrest
Bad Haiku Killer
by Matlock of Golden Girlz orgy
I so love my ku
be it hi or goodbye ku
Go on and try ku
by Put it in neutral
Just got pulled over
There goes my Ubereats pay
Many, many cold fries
by Anonymous Poet
Stop fighting about G O D
That dude hates all of us
No argument there
by Smote Avoider of Running the other direction
Wedding day blues
Walking down the aisle, farting
Till death, you'll share farts
by Single of Not Looking
Cafeteria
This time drink milk up your nose
You crave attention
by Pop your lunchbag
Fetal alcohol
Feral children of two drunks
They all had pin heads
by Neighbour of Hood
Lofan, nude, at door
Bearing coffee and doughnuts
Phallus of Ring Toss
by Busty Barb
Barnyard behemoth
Birdbrain challenge to screw it
Snorting, Raging Bull
by Aging Bull Robbed of my dinero of TriBeCa
By day I hoist hay
Finger fuck farmer's daughter
Until the cock's crow
by Hired hand
Stopped for sustenance
Rotten crane eggs guzzled raw
Flexing my muscle
by Hired hand
I alone, a god
raise high the bleeding trophy:
Haiku's severed head.
by Where did y'all go?
If could crank out
Six bad haikus per second
I sure would do it.
by Belt-Fed Automatic Onslaught of Military-Grade Haiku
If Lofan turns out
to be Figpucker again
I will have a cow
by Darth F of the Lyrical Water Closet
Can't stop just can't stop
I need more and more RIGHT NOW
Oh God, bring it on
by Having Haiku Relapse of Please Call Poetic Intervention 4 Me
Busty Bus, ye are
nuthin' more than a HARLOT,
you foul Jezebel
by Tempt not the Master of Haiku
Now PREACH IT, sister.
Haiku goin' to bring them down
to the pit of HAIL !
by Snake-handlin' Church of Haiku
Haiku done bit me!
Oh Lordy I jess caint stop.
Clem, pass that bottle . . .
by Old-timer hidin' frum the Haiku fedral agints of Appalachian Moonshine
I remember you
I was hoping you
by Busty Bus Passenger
It was proof of God.
(Just like that Norwegian girl
With the grape lip-gloss)
by Nostalgia of Melancholic Memory of of Distant Past is Better
On that bus to AZ:
Guadalupe Huerta was her name
She sat next to me...
by And I almost lost it she was so gorgeous
Old Lofan . . . alone.
Contemplating Aztec boobs
from wise mountain-view.
by Imaginary Painting of Han Dynasty with Enchiladas
French fried monkey meat
Compliments of the house, sir
World's Oldest Virgin
by Honored guest at funny table of Under table shaking hands with your member
Lofan tell tall tales
Penis never been unwrapped
Now past Best Buy Date
by U know who of Peeking
Young Lofan- happy!
Many fine Chicas like Wong!
to bad Lofan- old...
In past days of yore
Lofan roamed the whole wide world
Chase girls and drink beer!
Now those days are gone
Wong Lofan sad oldster
Living in a hut.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Poet got horny
That's not tits. Those are his balls
You need an eye test
Understandable
Lay off the masturbation
You're losing your sight
by Huge right hand of Why?
That Mexican girl
is MY angel and goddess.
Smile now, cry later...
by Virgin of Guadalupe's Hot Cousin
Haiku dissipates
the one thousand things of beer.
Until they return.
by Fong Lowan of Tsing Tao
Boob-gazing Lofan:
You have evoked the wrath of
Chalchiuhtlicue
by Coffee-tits of Azteca Abundance
Mictēcacihuātl
by Anonymous Poet
