On that bus to AZ:
Guadalupe Huerta was her name
She sat next to me...
by And I almost lost it she was so gorgeous
Old Lofan . . . alone.
Contemplating Aztec boobs
from wise mountain-view.
by Imaginary Painting of Han Dynasty with Enchiladas
French fried monkey meat
Compliments of the house, sir
World's Oldest Virgin
by Honored guest at funny table of Under table shaking hands with your member
Lofan tell tall tales
Penis never been unwrapped
Now past Best Buy Date
by U know who of Peeking
Young Lofan- happy!
Many fine Chicas like Wong!
to bad Lofan- old...
In past days of yore
Lofan roamed the whole wide world
Chase girls and drink beer!
Now those days are gone
Wong Lofan sad oldster
Living in a hut.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Poet got horny
That's not tits. Those are his balls
You need an eye test
Understandable
Lay off the masturbation
You're losing your sight
by Huge right hand of Why?
That Mexican girl
is MY angel and goddess.
Smile now, cry later...
by Virgin of Guadalupe's Hot Cousin
Haiku dissipates
the one thousand things of beer.
Until they return.
by Fong Lowan of Tsing Tao
Boob-gazing Lofan:
You have evoked the wrath of
Chalchiuhtlicue
by Coffee-tits of Azteca Abundance
Mictēcacihuātl
by Anonymous Poet
She served me coffee
And leaned down low on the bar
Her boobs! Outstanding!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That Mexican girl
Has the Azz of a Goddess
And the soul of a Angel
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Curtain of thick fog
Won't be caught wanking today
Blow jizz all over
by Mayor Mcjizz
Cool beans amazeballs
Gwynneth Paltrow's steamed scrod cunt
Indescribable
by Bro
So lovely her face
Just one look can break your heart
Do not lose your mind.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Drank all of the beer
In Japan and Korea
Now its black coffee
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Used to roam the world
Now a beat up old bastard
Never leave the yard
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Used to roam the world
Now a best up old bastard
Never leave the yard
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Haunted damn condo
Every thing broken
Every fooking day
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I hear it a lot
but what does it really mean:
Weaponized Autism?
by Anonymous Poet
The same old same old...
Same farts in elevators.
Dude--get over it.
by Your Eminence of Flatulence
I can see it now
Dinosaurs of the old world
Having relations
by Starkitten of Pacific Northmoist
As rare as hens' teeth
Good old fashioned poetry
Every poet stinks
by Grandma Poet of Dildo Aisle
Who runs this web site
Probably old Juggaloes
Ringing Sevice Bell
by Customer of Customer service
I'm so excited
I won first place this weekend
Smelly Ass Award
by Win Win Situation of Elevator
Packed in like sardines
Stench in the elevator
I farted HA HA!
by Anonymous Poet
Yanking it so hard
Can
by Chin hair puller
Hansel and Gretel
Left a Diarrhea Trail
Wiped their bums with bread
by Story time of Library
Follow the doot trail
Stinky long and winding road
Leads me to your door
by Walker of Trail Head
Your mind. Only that
would I consider as a
primitive toilet.
by Excretory Satori of Midori
Primitive toilet
Trusty, well-used guff bucket
My prized possession
by Guff bucket owner of Antiques Roadshow
Took a flying fuck
There goes that rolling doughnut
You missed it again
by Observer of Hill
My Calvin Klein jeans
How many doughnuts ago?
Think I'll have one more
by Nom Nom of Nom
Hegelian lies:
Education will save us.
We are all born good.
by Inherent Truths of Calvinism
The street was closed off
Running off the Syllables
Like they do in Spain
by Tori A. Dorr
What's that they all say
Catching more flies with honey?
How 'bout close your legs
by Fly B'Gone of Pop Fly
Haiku-less weekend?
Get your poetry ON, people.
Verse won't wait for you.
by Dumbass drinking ale and staring into the fire
That Rita Hayworth . . .
I am watching her right now:
nineteen forty-six.
by Lover of 1940's femininity
The sunlight beam shone.
Window panes allowed it in.
Only dust mites ride.
by Jim again
She swatted the flies,
smashing them between her palms,
admiring death.
by Jim Kerns
Whatever you do
Don't share your big problem here.
We'll just make it verse.
by Seek the Lord while He may be found
Got a bad problem
Googled it. Nothing came up.
That's how fucked it is
by Person who has a huge problem
O Lucky Man. If
you've never seen it, find it
on YouTube. Great film.
by Alan Price of The Animals did the soundtrack
Crocodile dung
Substitute for Nutella
Here
by Lady with the Alligator purse
Shut down the toilets
Find the most foul chunk of poo
Make it President
by Stillwood B. of An improvement
Your unique grimace
What life has turned you into
A friendly monster
by For Cripes sake of Don't look
Tom Selleck's bathtub
The pubic hair collection
For your perusal
by Or arousal
Never had a clog
Looks like it's never been used
The Grimace, Explained.
by Bruce Springsteen's plumber of Tales of Constipation
Organic Pleasure
New! Banana Peel Condom!
Slippery when wet
by Mother Nature
