Shut down the toilets
Find the most foul chunk of poo
Make it President
by Stillwood B. of An improvement
Your unique grimace
What life has turned you into
A friendly monster
by For Cripes sake of Don't look
Tom Selleck's bathtub
The pubic hair collection
For your perusal
by Or arousal
Never had a clog
Looks like it's never been used
The Grimace, Explained.
by Bruce Springsteen's plumber of Tales of Constipation
Organic Pleasure
New! Banana Peel Condom!
Slippery when wet
by Mother Nature
The shitter is full
Whining and gnashing of teeth
A yunky surprise
by Grimace of New Paltz
toyota honda
mitsubishi yamaha
subaru sushi
by Anonymous Poet
I have an idea:
ask our president for a
Government shut-down!
by Admit it, he is the greatest statesman and philosopher since Jefferson, Lincoln and JFK
The one with nice tits?
I remember that lab well.
She liked me better.
by Anonymous Poet
Biological
Remember my lab partner
A nice set of tits
by Alumnus
Sanitized haiku
But you left out the best part
Crocodile Dong
by Anonymous Poet
Fetch my walking stick
The ornately carved handle
Crocodile
by Crikey of Down Under
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,
a Haiku in the style of DF:
five syllables shit
seven syllables more shit
and finally, the stench...
by Faithful follower of Farth Digpucker
Oh fervent poets!
Oh Haiku visionaries!
Don't you just LOVE Trump?
by Reactions of Reactionaries
Keep slapping that ham,
oh grand Sensei of Haiku.
May it help your verse.
by Syllababically Challenged of Sillabobbles
Free cassettes? Right on.
ABBA, Pink Floyd... forget Bjork.
I'll use my Walkman.
by Syd Faltskog of That wicked syncopated ragtime
Turning to butter
Penis slapping. Running top speed
You'll never catch me
by Anonymous Poet
Human Pyramid
Bulimic Cheerleader Blows
Laxative Lava
by Hawaiian Rainbows of HeyIwannaleiya
The drunken in laws
I pissed in their lemonade
I watch them drink it
by Urine Goodhands
Sometimes when I run
My penis slaps my legs hard
Then I run faster
by Insane Bolt of Ahead of You
Seeking employment
Acceptance in the workplace
Got a smelly bum
by It won't come clean
Fill out all the forms
Magazine subscriptions come
Never pay for them
by I take issue with this of Periodically
Lonely at the top
Haiku misers! Hoarders, all!
Just what will it take
by Mooning You All of Barstool
The Real Starkitten
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I am Starkitten
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Ten Penny Henry
Extra penny for your thoughts
They verge on dirty
by Come On Eileen of Ta loo rye ay
There is soup in my fly
Creme d Trousertrout
by Frenchy
Wardrobe Malfunction
Waiter, there
by Frenchy of Oooo lala
Columbia House
Free cassettes for VHS
ABBA, Pink Floyd, Bjork
by 12 for a penny
Escargot leaves trail
Are we there yet? No, not yet.
Are we there yet? Soon
by Almost there of Snail trail
Enjoyable when you are hella baked
Like Funyuns and basically all food
by Anonymous Poet
I would imagine
This website
by Puffgiggles of Gigglepuffs
I hope v.h.s.
is still alive and typing.
he seemed so depressed.
by Downeast of Southwest
How much puck would a
Figpucker puck if a Fig
pucker could puck fig?
Kitten versus star:
Feline musings wander far
Bookish avatar
by Haiku Disinformation of Front Operation
More verse about Trump...
greatest statesman and leader
since old Abe Lincoln!
by Donaldian Sources of Poetic Inspiration
A morning quickie:
getting it on with my muse
Thanks love, that was fun.
by Wham Bam of Thank You Haiku
Under surveillance
No ordinary pervert
Dad's got a hard on
by Ivanka Trump of Toadstool polisher
Books were overdue
LIBRARIAN STABS BOOKWORM!
Throw the book at him
by Fitting Punishment
Quiet Library
Clicking of high heels. A scream.
Murder Mystery
by Reading Rainbow
I'm gonna catch heck
Leaving this tremendous poop
In your toilet bowl
by Don't Mind Me of Collision Course with Colitis
Origami Fold
Defecate Japanese style
Delicate brown bird
by One ply
A wall made of bricks
Each one gold. Each one I shit.
Tremendous, my bricks.
by Toadstool dick
Nasal Spelunking
Bring home a green souvenir
On your fingertip
by Pokey of Poconos ( Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge)
Where is Figpucker?
Joined the priesthood?Arrested?
Need some of his sass
by Anonymous Poet
Neurotic liberals
As far as the eye can see
Projecting their peeve
by Anonymous Poet
Get well soon, poet
Prescription Refillable
Healing Syllables
by Doc sk of Bad Haiku
Crud won't go away
I'll stay home again today
Call or text, okay
by pudding tame of Earth
Admit your mistake
Voting for Angry Orange
What were you thinking?
by Anonymous Poet
Racists hate Cheetos.
Haters hate our president.
(We know he's a saint.)
by Neurotic Projections of The Left
Spiritual gas
Rising sky high from my ass
This poop soon shall pass
by Passwinder of Holditinder
Survival Food Kit
One fat mama cass sandwich
With a moistmaker
by Prepared
