BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
248 Days
65352 Haikus
Busty Bus, ye are
nuthin' more than a HARLOT,
you foul Jezebel
Haiku #61663, by Tempt not the Master of Haiku
January 14, 2019 6:55 pm ET

Now PREACH IT, sister.
Haiku goin' to bring them down
to the pit of HAIL !
Haiku #61662, by Snake-handlin' Church of Haiku
January 14, 2019 6:53 pm ET

Haiku done bit me!
Oh Lordy I jess caint stop.
Clem, pass that bottle . . .
Haiku #61661, by Old-timer hidin' frum the Haiku fedral agints of Appalachian Moonshine
January 14, 2019 6:48 pm ET

I remember you
I was hoping you
Haiku #61660, by Busty Bus Passenger
January 14, 2019 6:46 pm ET

It was proof of God.
(Just like that Norwegian girl
With the grape lip-gloss)
Haiku #61659, by Nostalgia of Melancholic Memory of of Distant Past is Better
January 14, 2019 6:42 pm ET

On that bus to AZ:
Guadalupe Huerta was her name
She sat next to me...
Haiku #61658, by And I almost lost it she was so gorgeous
January 14, 2019 6:38 pm ET

Old Lofan . . . alone.
Contemplating Aztec boobs
from wise mountain-view.
Haiku #61657, by Imaginary Painting of Han Dynasty with Enchiladas
January 14, 2019 6:36 pm ET

French fried monkey meat
Compliments of the house, sir
World's Oldest Virgin
Haiku #61656, by Honored guest at funny table of Under table shaking hands with your member
January 14, 2019 5:34 pm ET

Lofan tell tall tales
Penis never been unwrapped
Now past Best Buy Date
Haiku #61655, by U know who of Peeking
January 14, 2019 5:32 pm ET

Young Lofan- happy!
Many fine Chicas like Wong!
to bad Lofan- old...

In past days of yore
Lofan roamed the whole wide world
Chase girls and drink beer!

Now those days are gone
Wong Lofan sad oldster
Living in a hut.
Haiku #61654, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 5:27 pm ET

Poet got horny
That's not tits. Those are his balls
You need an eye test

Lay off the masturbation
You're losing your sight
Haiku #61653, by Huge right hand of Why?
January 14, 2019 5:24 pm ET

That Mexican girl
is MY angel and goddess.
Smile now, cry later...
Haiku #61652, by Virgin of Guadalupe's Hot Cousin
January 14, 2019 5:05 pm ET

Haiku dissipates
the one thousand things of beer.
Until they return.
Haiku #61651, by Fong Lowan of Tsing Tao
January 14, 2019 5:03 pm ET

Boob-gazing Lofan:
You have evoked the wrath of
Haiku #61650, by Coffee-tits of Azteca Abundance
January 14, 2019 4:56 pm ET

Haiku #61649, by Anonymous Poet
January 14, 2019 4:51 pm ET

She served me coffee
And leaned down low on the bar
Her boobs! Outstanding!
Haiku #61648, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 4:28 pm ET

That Mexican girl
Has the Azz of a Goddess
And the soul of a Angel
Haiku #61647, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 4:04 pm ET

Curtain of thick fog
Won't be caught wanking today
Blow jizz all over
Haiku #61646, by Mayor Mcjizz
January 14, 2019 3:58 pm ET

Cool beans amazeballs
Gwynneth Paltrow's steamed scrod cunt
Haiku #61645, by Bro
January 14, 2019 3:54 pm ET

So lovely her face
Just one look can break your heart
Do not lose your mind.
Haiku #61644, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:54 pm ET

Drank all of the beer
In Japan and Korea
Now its black coffee
Haiku #61643, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:45 pm ET

Used to roam the world
Now a beat up old bastard
Never leave the yard
Haiku #61642, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:34 pm ET

Used to roam the world
Now a best up old bastard
Never leave the yard
Haiku #61641, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:22 pm ET

Haunted damn condo
Every thing broken
Every fooking day
Haiku #61640, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 14, 2019 3:17 pm ET

I hear it a lot
but what does it really mean:
Weaponized Autism?
Haiku #61639, by Anonymous Poet
January 14, 2019 11:53 am ET

The same old same old...
Same farts in elevators.
Dude--get over it.
Haiku #61638, by Your Eminence of Flatulence
January 14, 2019 8:45 am ET

I can see it now
Dinosaurs of the old world
Having relations
Haiku #61637, by Starkitten of Pacific Northmoist
January 14, 2019 7:54 am ET

Woot woot!
Haiku #61636, by Admin
January 14, 2019 5:24 am ET

As rare as hens' teeth
Good old fashioned poetry
Every poet stinks
Haiku #61635, by Grandma Poet of Dildo Aisle
January 14, 2019 3:20 am ET

Who runs this web site
Probably old Juggaloes
Ringing Sevice Bell
Haiku #61634, by Customer of Customer service
January 14, 2019 1:00 am ET

I'm so excited
I won first place this weekend
Smelly Ass Award
Haiku #61633, by Win Win Situation of Elevator
January 14, 2019 12:57 am ET

Packed in like sardines
Stench in the elevator
I farted HA HA!
Haiku #61632, by Anonymous Poet
January 13, 2019 11:21 pm ET

Yanking it so hard
Haiku #61631, by Chin hair puller
January 13, 2019 10:24 pm ET

Hansel and Gretel
Left a Diarrhea Trail
Wiped their bums with bread
Haiku #61630, by Story time of Library
January 13, 2019 9:37 pm ET

Follow the doot trail
Stinky long and winding road
Leads me to your door
Haiku #61629, by Walker of Trail Head
January 13, 2019 3:38 pm ET

Your mind. Only that
would I consider as a
primitive toilet.
Haiku #61628, by Excretory Satori of Midori
January 13, 2019 1:44 pm ET

Primitive toilet
Trusty, well-used guff bucket
My prized possession
Haiku #61627, by Guff bucket owner of Antiques Roadshow
January 13, 2019 1:07 pm ET

Took a flying fuck
There goes that rolling doughnut
You missed it again
Haiku #61626, by Observer of Hill
January 13, 2019 7:41 am ET

My Calvin Klein jeans
How many doughnuts ago?
Think I'll have one more
Haiku #61625, by Nom Nom of Nom
January 13, 2019 7:39 am ET

Hegelian lies:
Education will save us.
We are all born good.
Haiku #61624, by Inherent Truths of Calvinism
January 13, 2019 6:04 am ET

The street was closed off
Running off the Syllables
Like they do in Spain
Haiku #61623, by Tori A. Dorr
January 12, 2019 11:33 pm ET

What's that they all say
Catching more flies with honey?
How 'bout close your legs
Haiku #61622, by Fly B'Gone of Pop Fly
January 12, 2019 11:29 pm ET

Haiku-less weekend?
Get your poetry ON, people.
Verse won't wait for you.
Haiku #61621, by Dumbass drinking ale and staring into the fire
January 12, 2019 12:42 pm ET

That Rita Hayworth . . .
I am watching her right now:
nineteen forty-six.
Haiku #61620, by Lover of 1940's femininity
January 11, 2019 9:35 pm ET

The sunlight beam shone.
Window panes allowed it in.
Only dust mites ride.
Haiku #61619, by Jim again
January 11, 2019 8:55 pm ET

She swatted the flies,
smashing them between her palms,
admiring death.
Haiku #61618, by Jim Kerns
January 11, 2019 8:49 pm ET

Whatever you do
Don't share your big problem here.
We'll just make it verse.
Haiku #61617, by Seek the Lord while He may be found
January 11, 2019 3:04 pm ET

Got a bad problem
Googled it. Nothing came up.
That's how fucked it is
Haiku #61616, by Person who has a huge problem
January 11, 2019 7:37 am ET

O Lucky Man. If
you've never seen it, find it
on YouTube. Great film.
Haiku #61615, by Alan Price of The Animals did the soundtrack
January 10, 2019 9:04 pm ET

Crocodile dung
Substitute for Nutella
Haiku #61614, by Lady with the Alligator purse
January 10, 2019 8:13 pm ET