Used to roam the world
Now a best up old bastard
Never leave the yard
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Haunted damn condo
Every thing broken
Every fooking day
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I hear it a lot
but what does it really mean:
Weaponized Autism?
by Anonymous Poet
The same old same old...
Same farts in elevators.
Dude--get over it.
by Your Eminence of Flatulence
I can see it now
Dinosaurs of the old world
Having relations
by Starkitten of Pacific Northmoist
As rare as hens' teeth
Good old fashioned poetry
Every poet stinks
by Grandma Poet of Dildo Aisle
Who runs this web site
Probably old Juggaloes
Ringing Sevice Bell
by Customer of Customer service
I'm so excited
I won first place this weekend
Smelly Ass Award
by Win Win Situation of Elevator
Packed in like sardines
Stench in the elevator
I farted HA HA!
by Anonymous Poet
Yanking it so hard
Can
by Chin hair puller
Hansel and Gretel
Left a Diarrhea Trail
Wiped their bums with bread
by Story time of Library
Follow the doot trail
Stinky long and winding road
Leads me to your door
by Walker of Trail Head
Your mind. Only that
would I consider as a
primitive toilet.
by Excretory Satori of Midori
Primitive toilet
Trusty, well-used guff bucket
My prized possession
by Guff bucket owner of Antiques Roadshow
Took a flying fuck
There goes that rolling doughnut
You missed it again
by Observer of Hill
My Calvin Klein jeans
How many doughnuts ago?
Think I'll have one more
by Nom Nom of Nom
Hegelian lies:
Education will save us.
We are all born good.
by Inherent Truths of Calvinism
The street was closed off
Running off the Syllables
Like they do in Spain
by Tori A. Dorr
What's that they all say
Catching more flies with honey?
How 'bout close your legs
by Fly B'Gone of Pop Fly
Haiku-less weekend?
Get your poetry ON, people.
Verse won't wait for you.
by Dumbass drinking ale and staring into the fire
That Rita Hayworth . . .
I am watching her right now:
nineteen forty-six.
by Lover of 1940's femininity
The sunlight beam shone.
Window panes allowed it in.
Only dust mites ride.
by Jim again
She swatted the flies,
smashing them between her palms,
admiring death.
by Jim Kerns
Whatever you do
Don't share your big problem here.
We'll just make it verse.
by Seek the Lord while He may be found
Got a bad problem
Googled it. Nothing came up.
That's how fucked it is
by Person who has a huge problem
O Lucky Man. If
you've never seen it, find it
on YouTube. Great film.
by Alan Price of The Animals did the soundtrack
Crocodile dung
Substitute for Nutella
Here
by Lady with the Alligator purse
Shut down the toilets
Find the most foul chunk of poo
Make it President
by Stillwood B. of An improvement
Your unique grimace
What life has turned you into
A friendly monster
by For Cripes sake of Don't look
Tom Selleck's bathtub
The pubic hair collection
For your perusal
by Or arousal
Never had a clog
Looks like it's never been used
The Grimace, Explained.
by Bruce Springsteen's plumber of Tales of Constipation
Organic Pleasure
New! Banana Peel Condom!
Slippery when wet
by Mother Nature
The shitter is full
Whining and gnashing of teeth
A yunky surprise
by Grimace of New Paltz
toyota honda
mitsubishi yamaha
subaru sushi
by Anonymous Poet
I have an idea:
ask our president for a
Government shut-down!
by Admit it, he is the greatest statesman and philosopher since Jefferson, Lincoln and JFK
The one with nice tits?
I remember that lab well.
She liked me better.
by Anonymous Poet
Biological
Remember my lab partner
A nice set of tits
by Alumnus
Sanitized haiku
But you left out the best part
Crocodile Dong
by Anonymous Poet
Fetch my walking stick
The ornately carved handle
Crocodile
by Crikey of Down Under
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,
a Haiku in the style of DF:
five syllables shit
seven syllables more shit
and finally, the stench...
by Faithful follower of Farth Digpucker
Oh fervent poets!
Oh Haiku visionaries!
Don't you just LOVE Trump?
by Reactions of Reactionaries
Keep slapping that ham,
oh grand Sensei of Haiku.
May it help your verse.
by Syllababically Challenged of Sillabobbles
Free cassettes? Right on.
ABBA, Pink Floyd... forget Bjork.
I'll use my Walkman.
by Syd Faltskog of That wicked syncopated ragtime
Turning to butter
Penis slapping. Running top speed
You'll never catch me
by Anonymous Poet
Human Pyramid
Bulimic Cheerleader Blows
Laxative Lava
by Hawaiian Rainbows of HeyIwannaleiya
The drunken in laws
I pissed in their lemonade
I watch them drink it
by Urine Goodhands
Sometimes when I run
My penis slaps my legs hard
Then I run faster
by Insane Bolt of Ahead of You
Seeking employment
Acceptance in the workplace
Got a smelly bum
by It won't come clean
Fill out all the forms
Magazine subscriptions come
Never pay for them
by I take issue with this of Periodically
