Primitive toilet
Trusty, well-used guff bucket
My prized possession
by Guff bucket owner of Antiques Roadshow
Took a flying fuck
There goes that rolling doughnut
You missed it again
by Observer of Hill
My Calvin Klein jeans
How many doughnuts ago?
Think I'll have one more
by Nom Nom of Nom
Hegelian lies:
Education will save us.
We are all born good.
by Inherent Truths of Calvinism
The street was closed off
Running off the Syllables
Like they do in Spain
by Tori A. Dorr
What's that they all say
Catching more flies with honey?
How 'bout close your legs
by Fly B'Gone of Pop Fly
Haiku-less weekend?
Get your poetry ON, people.
Verse won't wait for you.
by Dumbass drinking ale and staring into the fire
That Rita Hayworth . . .
I am watching her right now:
nineteen forty-six.
by Lover of 1940's femininity
The sunlight beam shone.
Window panes allowed it in.
Only dust mites ride.
by Jim again
She swatted the flies,
smashing them between her palms,
admiring death.
by Jim Kerns
Whatever you do
Don't share your big problem here.
We'll just make it verse.
by Seek the Lord while He may be found
Got a bad problem
Googled it. Nothing came up.
That's how fucked it is
by Person who has a huge problem
O Lucky Man. If
you've never seen it, find it
on YouTube. Great film.
by Alan Price of The Animals did the soundtrack
Crocodile dung
Substitute for Nutella
Here
by Lady with the Alligator purse
Shut down the toilets
Find the most foul chunk of poo
Make it President
by Stillwood B. of An improvement
Your unique grimace
What life has turned you into
A friendly monster
by For Cripes sake of Don't look
Tom Selleck's bathtub
The pubic hair collection
For your perusal
by Or arousal
Never had a clog
Looks like it's never been used
The Grimace, Explained.
by Bruce Springsteen's plumber of Tales of Constipation
Organic Pleasure
New! Banana Peel Condom!
Slippery when wet
by Mother Nature
The shitter is full
Whining and gnashing of teeth
A yunky surprise
by Grimace of New Paltz
toyota honda
mitsubishi yamaha
subaru sushi
by Anonymous Poet
I have an idea:
ask our president for a
Government shut-down!
by Admit it, he is the greatest statesman and philosopher since Jefferson, Lincoln and JFK
The one with nice tits?
I remember that lab well.
She liked me better.
by Anonymous Poet
Biological
Remember my lab partner
A nice set of tits
by Alumnus
Sanitized haiku
But you left out the best part
Crocodile Dong
by Anonymous Poet
Fetch my walking stick
The ornately carved handle
Crocodile
by Crikey of Down Under
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,
a Haiku in the style of DF:
five syllables shit
seven syllables more shit
and finally, the stench...
by Faithful follower of Farth Digpucker
Oh fervent poets!
Oh Haiku visionaries!
Don't you just LOVE Trump?
by Reactions of Reactionaries
Keep slapping that ham,
oh grand Sensei of Haiku.
May it help your verse.
by Syllababically Challenged of Sillabobbles
Free cassettes? Right on.
ABBA, Pink Floyd... forget Bjork.
I'll use my Walkman.
by Syd Faltskog of That wicked syncopated ragtime
Turning to butter
Penis slapping. Running top speed
You'll never catch me
by Anonymous Poet
Human Pyramid
Bulimic Cheerleader Blows
Laxative Lava
by Hawaiian Rainbows of HeyIwannaleiya
The drunken in laws
I pissed in their lemonade
I watch them drink it
by Urine Goodhands
Sometimes when I run
My penis slaps my legs hard
Then I run faster
by Insane Bolt of Ahead of You
Seeking employment
Acceptance in the workplace
Got a smelly bum
by It won't come clean
Fill out all the forms
Magazine subscriptions come
Never pay for them
by I take issue with this of Periodically
Lonely at the top
Haiku misers! Hoarders, all!
Just what will it take
by Mooning You All of Barstool
The Real Starkitten
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I am Starkitten
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Ten Penny Henry
Extra penny for your thoughts
They verge on dirty
by Come On Eileen of Ta loo rye ay
There is soup in my fly
Creme d Trousertrout
by Frenchy
Wardrobe Malfunction
Waiter, there
by Frenchy of Oooo lala
Columbia House
Free cassettes for VHS
ABBA, Pink Floyd, Bjork
by 12 for a penny
Escargot leaves trail
Are we there yet? No, not yet.
Are we there yet? Soon
by Almost there of Snail trail
Enjoyable when you are hella baked
Like Funyuns and basically all food
by Anonymous Poet
I would imagine
This website
by Puffgiggles of Gigglepuffs
I hope v.h.s.
is still alive and typing.
he seemed so depressed.
by Downeast of Southwest
How much puck would a
Figpucker puck if a Fig
pucker could puck fig?
Kitten versus star:
Feline musings wander far
Bookish avatar
by Haiku Disinformation of Front Operation
More verse about Trump...
greatest statesman and leader
since old Abe Lincoln!
by Donaldian Sources of Poetic Inspiration
A morning quickie:
getting it on with my muse
Thanks love, that was fun.
by Wham Bam of Thank You Haiku
Under surveillance
No ordinary pervert
Dad's got a hard on
by Ivanka Trump of Toadstool polisher
