The drunken in laws
I pissed in their lemonade
I watch them drink it
by Urine Goodhands
Sometimes when I run
My penis slaps my legs hard
Then I run faster
by Insane Bolt of Ahead of You
Seeking employment
Acceptance in the workplace
Got a smelly bum
by It won't come clean
Fill out all the forms
Magazine subscriptions come
Never pay for them
by I take issue with this of Periodically
Lonely at the top
Haiku misers! Hoarders, all!
Just what will it take
by Mooning You All of Barstool
The Real Starkitten
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I am Starkitten
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Ten Penny Henry
Extra penny for your thoughts
They verge on dirty
by Come On Eileen of Ta loo rye ay
There is soup in my fly
Creme d Trousertrout
by Frenchy
Wardrobe Malfunction
Waiter, there
by Frenchy of Oooo lala
Columbia House
Free cassettes for VHS
ABBA, Pink Floyd, Bjork
by 12 for a penny
Escargot leaves trail
Are we there yet? No, not yet.
Are we there yet? Soon
by Almost there of Snail trail
Enjoyable when you are hella baked
Like Funyuns and basically all food
by Anonymous Poet
I would imagine
This website
by Puffgiggles of Gigglepuffs
I hope v.h.s.
is still alive and typing.
he seemed so depressed.
by Downeast of Southwest
How much puck would a
Figpucker puck if a Fig
pucker could puck fig?
Kitten versus star:
Feline musings wander far
Bookish avatar
by Haiku Disinformation of Front Operation
More verse about Trump...
greatest statesman and leader
since old Abe Lincoln!
by Donaldian Sources of Poetic Inspiration
A morning quickie:
getting it on with my muse
Thanks love, that was fun.
by Wham Bam of Thank You Haiku
Under surveillance
No ordinary pervert
Dad's got a hard on
by Ivanka Trump of Toadstool polisher
Books were overdue
LIBRARIAN STABS BOOKWORM!
Throw the book at him
by Fitting Punishment
Quiet Library
Clicking of high heels. A scream.
Murder Mystery
by Reading Rainbow
I'm gonna catch heck
Leaving this tremendous poop
In your toilet bowl
by Don't Mind Me of Collision Course with Colitis
Origami Fold
Defecate Japanese style
Delicate brown bird
by One ply
A wall made of bricks
Each one gold. Each one I shit.
Tremendous, my bricks.
by Toadstool dick
Nasal Spelunking
Bring home a green souvenir
On your fingertip
by Pokey of Poconos ( Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge)
Where is Figpucker?
Joined the priesthood?Arrested?
Need some of his sass
by Anonymous Poet
Neurotic liberals
As far as the eye can see
Projecting their peeve
by Anonymous Poet
Get well soon, poet
Prescription Refillable
Healing Syllables
by Doc sk of Bad Haiku
Crud won't go away
I'll stay home again today
Call or text, okay
by pudding tame of Earth
Admit your mistake
Voting for Angry Orange
What were you thinking?
by Anonymous Poet
Racists hate Cheetos.
Haters hate our president.
(We know he's a saint.)
by Neurotic Projections of The Left
Spiritual gas
Rising sky high from my ass
This poop soon shall pass
by Passwinder of Holditinder
Survival Food Kit
One fat mama cass sandwich
With a moistmaker
by Prepared
Old cunt lips flapping
Mud flaps on grandad's pickup
Grandma rides shotgun
by Anonymous Poet
When you are the best
The best part is the best smell
That comes from your farts
by Sniffy
Pizza is my friend
Circle triangle yum yum
Chomp chomp fart fart fart
by Greasy Pete of Poop pants
Appreciation
Couldn't they show it just once
No. Shit in their soup.
by Alice of Brady Residence
He farted toothpaste
Freak of nature. Minty Fresh.
Smelly Cavity
by Fangtooth
Kimono Bad stain
Ancient Japanese Secret
Use toilet paper
by Kaka PooPoo of Terlit
Vagina Sniffer
The pay stinks. the cunt stinks too
Nose to the grindstone
by Jack Off of Box
Potato hard on
Ejaculating Spud
Potato stick spew
by Vegetables are gross
Everlasting Fart
Dense cloud hovering, drone like
Mission Accomplished
by E. mission of In the air tonight
Crumble stale Cheeto
Defective and past shelf life
Bloated, racist pig
by Anonymous Poet
Here lies Swollen Gland
Buried with his dick in hand
Death Boner unplanned
by Life is weird of Smegmatery
Only Indians
are truly spiritual.
We white men are not.
by Professional Indian-Lover of the Vavished West
Standing on the corpse
Activated ding dong nerve
Funeral postponed
by Couldn
Shogun of hung low
Lost his danoinks with one blow
From the Blunderbuss
by Gun Shy
I stand on your corpse.
I write Haiku epitaphs.
Your cadaver grins.
by Haiku of Death
Deranged by Donald
It's now a global symptom:
orange harbinger...
by Gibbering Multitudes of Leftard Mobs
Lord Cheeto rises,
shining, resplendent, orange.
Bow ye before him.
by Another whiny Lib of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Oh such Haiku crimes;
defiling a pristine form.
Basho-san vomits
by Shogun of Gun Show
