Neurotic liberals
As far as the eye can see
Projecting their peeve

Get well soon, poet
Prescription Refillable
Healing Syllables

Crud won't go away
I'll stay home again today
Call or text, okay

Admit your mistake
Voting for Angry Orange
What were you thinking?

Racists hate Cheetos.
Haters hate our president.
(We know he's a saint.)

Spiritual gas
Rising sky high from my ass
This poop soon shall pass

Survival Food Kit
One fat mama cass sandwich
With a moistmaker

Old cunt lips flapping
Mud flaps on grandad's pickup
Grandma rides shotgun

When you are the best
The best part is the best smell
That comes from your farts

Pizza is my friend
Circle triangle yum yum
Chomp chomp fart fart fart

Appreciation
Couldn't they show it just once
No. Shit in their soup.

He farted toothpaste
Freak of nature. Minty Fresh.
Smelly Cavity

Kimono Bad stain
Ancient Japanese Secret
Use toilet paper

Vagina Sniffer
The pay stinks. the cunt stinks too
Nose to the grindstone

Potato hard on
Ejaculating Spud
Potato stick spew

Everlasting Fart
Dense cloud hovering, drone like
Mission Accomplished

Crumble stale Cheeto
Defective and past shelf life
Bloated, racist pig

Here lies Swollen Gland
Buried with his dick in hand
Death Boner unplanned

Only Indians
are truly spiritual.
We white men are not.

Standing on the corpse
Activated ding dong nerve
Funeral postponed

Shogun of hung low
Lost his danoinks with one blow
From the Blunderbuss

I stand on your corpse.
I write Haiku epitaphs.
Your cadaver grins.

Deranged by Donald
It's now a global symptom:
orange harbinger...

Lord Cheeto rises,
shining, resplendent, orange.
Bow ye before him.

Oh such Haiku crimes;
defiling a pristine form.
Basho-san vomits

Ok, so I lied
The moment you fell asleep
I took out my knife

I'll watch over you
All night while you're sleeping, friend
I won't touch your dink

In the Instant Pot
The severed head of Braydon
The Target Cashier

Police at your door
Invest in a pet grizzly
Glaze doughnuts with bleach

Clean Asshole Award
I would win that. Hands down(pants)
Fingernails B. Brown

Holey Communion
Saw the priest's dink hanging out
Get a sewing kit!

Dead Reawaken
They moonwalk and twerk. So evil!
Turn off the music

Something in the air
Artisan cheese. Midget owned.
Fromunda their balls.

Starkitten had wit.
Darth Figpucker stinks of shit.
The dude from Maine split (?)

GOVERNMENT SHUT-DOWN!
I'm so frightened. God I'm scared.
Lord Cheeto, help us.

Home Economics
I

Bright lights of spring:
nothing to do. But darn, dad
deep throat your OWN socks...

Dark nights of winter
Nothing to do but darn socks
And deep throat your Dad

Is Starkitten real?
A librarian? Really?
I never knew that

Greasy big old balls
No, I don't want to touch them
They really stink bad

I'm a fig picker
Got sticky brown fingernails
I pick the best figs

Numerology
Sitting on the toilet:2
Edge of the bed:69

I'll never win it
The Clean Fingernails Award
I pick my asshole

Syllable Sybil
All my personalities
Damn, they're all poets

Honshu Librarian
Please don't shush me this morning
Bad sushi farts today

Compulsive this is.
Type and type and type and type.
say hi to Yoda

Back to Genesis
(as in P-orridge). That thing
is so pathetic.

What the hell became
of that crazed librarian
name of StarKitten?

REACT you bitches.
Type something NOW. Get moving,
reactionaries.

Seriously what
is wrong with the Japanese?
They need Jesus Christ !