Numerology
Sitting on the toilet:2
Edge of the bed:69
Sitting on the toilet:2
Edge of the bed:69
Haiku #61529, by Human Calculator
January 5, 2019 11:32 am ET
January 5, 2019 11:32 am ET
BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
313 Days
and
66007 Haikus
later...
313 Days
and
66007 Haikus
later...
I'll never win it
The Clean Fingernails Award
I pick my asshole
The Clean Fingernails Award
I pick my asshole
Haiku #61528, by Fudgy
January 5, 2019 11:19 am ET
January 5, 2019 11:19 am ET
Syllable Sybil
All my personalities
Damn, they're all poets
All my personalities
Damn, they're all poets
Haiku #61527, by Cephalapoet
January 5, 2019 11:17 am ET
January 5, 2019 11:17 am ET
Honshu Librarian
Please don't shush me this morning
Bad sushi farts today
Please don't shush me this morning
Bad sushi farts today
Haiku #61526, by Patron of Methane to my madness
January 5, 2019 11:11 am ET
January 5, 2019 11:11 am ET
Compulsive this is.
Type and type and type and type.
say hi to Yoda
Type and type and type and type.
say hi to Yoda
Haiku #61525, by Death to Haiku
January 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
January 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
Back to Genesis
(as in P-orridge). That thing
is so pathetic.
(as in P-orridge). That thing
is so pathetic.
Haiku #61524, by Genderless Pronouns of Genesis Psychic TV
January 5, 2019 9:56 am ET
January 5, 2019 9:56 am ET
What the hell became
of that crazed librarian
name of StarKitten?
of that crazed librarian
name of StarKitten?
Haiku #61523, by Multiple Personalities of Darth
January 5, 2019 9:12 am ET
January 5, 2019 9:12 am ET
REACT you bitches.
Type something NOW. Get moving,
reactionaries.
Type something NOW. Get moving,
reactionaries.
Haiku #61522, by Ephemeral Loveliness of Haiku
January 5, 2019 9:08 am ET
January 5, 2019 9:08 am ET
Seriously what
is wrong with the Japanese?
They need Jesus Christ !
is wrong with the Japanese?
They need Jesus Christ !
Haiku #61521, by Jesus of Nazareth TRUMP 20/20 Vision
January 5, 2019 8:58 am ET
January 5, 2019 8:58 am ET
They did deserve it.
Both Fat Man and Little boy.
I'm part Jap. Eat me.
Both Fat Man and Little boy.
I'm part Jap. Eat me.
Haiku #61520, by Glorious Burst of One Thousand Eastern Suns
January 5, 2019 8:56 am ET
January 5, 2019 8:56 am ET
Kamikaze beer
wriggling tentacle skewered
Hell: Japanese bar
wriggling tentacle skewered
Hell: Japanese bar
Haiku #61519, by Kirin Asahi of Sapporo Extra DRY
January 5, 2019 8:51 am ET
January 5, 2019 8:51 am ET
Shoppingu-sentah
Aisu-krimu sandu-witch
Robotic Gul-friend
Aisu-krimu sandu-witch
Robotic Gul-friend
Haiku #61518, by Jap App for Android
January 5, 2019 8:49 am ET
January 5, 2019 8:49 am ET
Haiku lifts our souls
to views beyond the village:
distant Fuji. (FART)
to views beyond the village:
distant Fuji. (FART)
Haiku #61517, by Some dumbass Jap wearing a unicorn costume made of pink polyester waving a little flag around on YouTube
January 5, 2019 8:45 am ET
January 5, 2019 8:45 am ET
Oh, for poetry
that sings of skidmarks and farts
Write on, Figpucker
that sings of skidmarks and farts
Write on, Figpucker
Haiku #61516, by Darth F's haiku intervention squad of Freudian Regression
January 5, 2019 8:41 am ET
January 5, 2019 8:41 am ET
What not to wear, dude
Loose wrinkled beige kimono
Kimono? I'm nude!
Loose wrinkled beige kimono
Kimono? I'm nude!
Haiku #61515, by Laughs are Free
January 5, 2019 5:59 am ET
January 5, 2019 5:59 am ET
Kangaroo dung pile
Oddly enough, dung has pouch
Containing more dung
Oddly enough, dung has pouch
Containing more dung
Haiku #61514, by God is Awesome
January 5, 2019 1:45 am ET
January 5, 2019 1:45 am ET
Frozen beard bristles
Oceanic Explosion
Arctic Iceberg Wank
Oceanic Explosion
Arctic Iceberg Wank
Haiku #61513, by Chewbacca of Greasy
January 5, 2019 1:32 am ET
January 5, 2019 1:32 am ET
Smelly deep knee bends
Consult your physician first
Low tide aerobics
Consult your physician first
Low tide aerobics
Haiku #61512, by Doc of the Bay of Wasting time
January 5, 2019 1:28 am ET
January 5, 2019 1:28 am ET
The old lady smell
Just like a slap in the face
At the fish market
Just like a slap in the face
At the fish market
Haiku #61511, by Fishmonger of Trouser Trout
January 5, 2019 1:24 am ET
January 5, 2019 1:24 am ET
Washcloth on a stick
Reach around to scour my ass
My thoughts turn to you
Reach around to scour my ass
My thoughts turn to you
Haiku #61510, by Picture That
January 5, 2019 1:08 am ET
January 5, 2019 1:08 am ET
Salty human flesh
Stringy and mostly tasteless
Roll you in Panko
Look for the wet spot
But it
Stringy and mostly tasteless
Roll you in Panko
Look for the wet spot
But it
Haiku #61509, by Foodie
January 5, 2019 1:05 am ET
January 5, 2019 1:05 am ET
Food was delivered
Foot Longpig Sandwiches
Ate UberEats guy
Foot Longpig Sandwiches
Ate UberEats guy
Haiku #61508, by Crunchy penis
January 5, 2019 1:02 am ET
January 5, 2019 1:02 am ET
What if I told you
The secret to poetry
Lies in your own farts
The secret to poetry
Lies in your own farts
Haiku #61507, by Poet of Head in (fart) clouds
January 4, 2019 9:21 pm ET
January 4, 2019 9:21 pm ET
So your dick
Haiku #61506, by Anonymous Poet
January 4, 2019 9:11 pm ET
January 4, 2019 9:11 pm ET
They
Haiku #61505, by Poopstain of On the run(s)
January 4, 2019 9:02 pm ET
January 4, 2019 9:02 pm ET
When the cops show up
Let out a big fart and run
Leave them in your dust
Let out a big fart and run
Leave them in your dust
Haiku #61504, by Poopstain Bolt of On the run(s)
January 4, 2019 8:45 pm ET
January 4, 2019 8:45 pm ET
You just missed it, bud
Rank post holidays fart fest
A nose full of news
Rank post holidays fart fest
A nose full of news
Haiku #61503, by Ima Fullogas of Creaky Porch
January 4, 2019 8:43 pm ET
January 4, 2019 8:43 pm ET
Yeah, we
Haiku #61502, by Entrepreneur Furrburger Queef of Business Luncheon
January 4, 2019 8:40 pm ET
January 4, 2019 8:40 pm ET
Starting a business
Similar to Amazon
But only sell farts
Similar to Amazon
But only sell farts
Haiku #61501, by Butt of Smelly Fartville
January 4, 2019 8:38 pm ET
January 4, 2019 8:38 pm ET
Temporarily
So don
So don
Haiku #61500, by Jerk
January 4, 2019 5:28 pm ET
January 4, 2019 5:28 pm ET
I didn
Haiku #61499, by Let the poets speak
January 4, 2019 4:21 pm ET
January 4, 2019 4:21 pm ET
Farts for currency
Who wants to be millionaires?
I didn
Who wants to be millionaires?
I didn
Haiku #61498, by Poopstain of In your pants
January 4, 2019 4:21 pm ET
January 4, 2019 4:21 pm ET
Bankers will get theirs
when Lucifer gets his ass
handed to him (Hell).
when Lucifer gets his ass
handed to him (Hell).
Haiku #61497, by Prince Alexandre Louis Philippe Marie Berthier of the House of Rothschild
January 4, 2019 3:17 pm ET
January 4, 2019 3:17 pm ET
He's the town pervert
But they pronounce it Pre Vert
I just call him Dad
But they pronounce it Pre Vert
I just call him Dad
Haiku #61496, by Mr. Fritzl's daughter of Not in basement
January 4, 2019 5:53 am ET
January 4, 2019 5:53 am ET
Poconos Humpfest
Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge
Mount a lot of things
Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge
Mount a lot of things
Haiku #61495, by Jingle singer of Heart shaped Bathtub
January 4, 2019 5:39 am ET
January 4, 2019 5:39 am ET
Barstool of New Year
Occupation: Town Drunkard
Seeing double now
Occupation: Town Drunkard
Seeing double now
Haiku #61494, by Town Drunkard of Barstool
January 4, 2019 4:32 am ET
January 4, 2019 4:32 am ET
Cigarette Machine
Cough up the booty, robot!
Way back in the day
Cough up the booty, robot!
Way back in the day
Haiku #61493, by Automated of Machine
January 4, 2019 4:21 am ET
January 4, 2019 4:21 am ET
Wonka wonka woo
Now thrusting dance on table
Crashing to the floor
Now thrusting dance on table
Crashing to the floor
Haiku #61492, by Eddie's mom of Dive Bar
January 4, 2019 4:19 am ET
January 4, 2019 4:19 am ET
Relax. Visualize.
Captain and Tenille screwing
Muskrat in rear end
Captain and Tenille screwing
Muskrat in rear end
Haiku #61491, by Guided Relaxation of Floor
January 4, 2019 4:18 am ET
January 4, 2019 4:18 am ET
Cancan dancers kick
Who opened the tuna fish?
From row seats fishy
Who opened the tuna fish?
From row seats fishy
Haiku #61490, by Audience of Front Row
January 4, 2019 4:15 am ET
January 4, 2019 4:15 am ET
Gates of Good Fortune
Wide open like your sister
Without the fish smell
Wide open like your sister
Without the fish smell
Haiku #61489, by Tally Whacker of Corner of Cockles and Mussels
January 4, 2019 2:17 am ET
January 4, 2019 2:17 am ET
Camel had a toe
Hot sand. Million miles to go
Dry hump Dry hump hump
Hot sand. Million miles to go
Dry hump Dry hump hump
Haiku #61488, by Dry Hump of Hump
January 4, 2019 2:14 am ET
January 4, 2019 2:14 am ET
Word in name congealed
Left a bad taste in your mouth
Find nearest spittoon
Left a bad taste in your mouth
Find nearest spittoon
Haiku #61487, by Sal Iva
January 4, 2019 12:13 am ET
January 4, 2019 12:13 am ET
Dickens cider
Haiku #61486, by Anonymous Poet
January 3, 2019 9:08 pm ET
January 3, 2019 9:08 pm ET
Trying to get some
Dickens
Dickens
Haiku #61485, by Surf, Turf, and Afterbirth of Produce
January 3, 2019 9:07 pm ET
January 3, 2019 9:07 pm ET
Great Expectations
Dissolved by reality
VeneREAL LIFE
Dissolved by reality
VeneREAL LIFE
Haiku #61484, by Pip trying to get Dickens of Some dusty pub
January 3, 2019 9:04 pm ET
January 3, 2019 9:04 pm ET
Dickensian twins . . .
their names: Ignorance and Want.
Did you mean those two?
their names: Ignorance and Want.
Did you mean those two?
Haiku #61483, by Sale of Two Titties
January 3, 2019 7:56 pm ET
January 3, 2019 7:56 pm ET
Abuse and Neglect
Expecting twins? Perfect names.
Congratulations!
Expecting twins? Perfect names.
Congratulations!
Haiku #61482, by Living Abortion
January 3, 2019 6:26 pm ET
January 3, 2019 6:26 pm ET
Come see my belle chose
Give the lotion. Give the hose.
C'est la vie en rose
Give the lotion. Give the hose.
C'est la vie en rose
Haiku #61481, by Frenchy of Oooooo la la
January 3, 2019 5:28 pm ET
January 3, 2019 5:28 pm ET
A fragrant French whore
beckons me to approach
and empty my balls
beckons me to approach
and empty my balls
Haiku #61480, by Packing Master of NYC
January 3, 2019 4:47 pm ET
January 3, 2019 4:47 pm ET