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Sitting on the toilet:2
Edge of the bed:69
Haiku #61529
, by Human Calculator
January 5, 2019 11:32 am ET
I'll never win it
The Clean Fingernails Award
I pick my asshole
Haiku #61528
, by Fudgy
January 5, 2019 11:19 am ET
Syllable Sybil
All my personalities
Damn, they're all poets
Haiku #61527
, by Cephalapoet
January 5, 2019 11:17 am ET
Honshu Librarian
Please don't shush me this morning
Bad sushi farts today
Haiku #61526
, by Patron of Methane to my madness
January 5, 2019 11:11 am ET
Compulsive this is.
Type and type and type and type.
say hi to Yoda
Haiku #61525
, by Death to Haiku
January 5, 2019 9:58 am ET
Back to Genesis
(as in P-orridge). That thing
is so pathetic.
Haiku #61524
, by Genderless Pronouns of Genesis Psychic TV
January 5, 2019 9:56 am ET
What the hell became
of that crazed librarian
name of StarKitten?
Haiku #61523
, by Multiple Personalities of Darth
January 5, 2019 9:12 am ET
REACT you bitches.
Type something NOW. Get moving,
reactionaries.
Haiku #61522
, by Ephemeral Loveliness of Haiku
January 5, 2019 9:08 am ET
Seriously what
is wrong with the Japanese?
They need Jesus Christ !
Haiku #61521
, by Jesus of Nazareth TRUMP 20/20 Vision
January 5, 2019 8:58 am ET
They did deserve it.
Both Fat Man and Little boy.
I'm part Jap. Eat me.
Haiku #61520
, by Glorious Burst of One Thousand Eastern Suns
January 5, 2019 8:56 am ET
Kamikaze beer
wriggling tentacle skewered
Hell: Japanese bar
Haiku #61519
, by Kirin Asahi of Sapporo Extra DRY
January 5, 2019 8:51 am ET
Shoppingu-sentah
Aisu-krimu sandu-witch
Robotic Gul-friend
Haiku #61518
, by Jap App for Android
January 5, 2019 8:49 am ET
Haiku lifts our souls
to views beyond the village:
distant Fuji. (FART)
Haiku #61517
, by Some dumbass Jap wearing a unicorn costume made of pink polyester waving a little flag around on YouTube
January 5, 2019 8:45 am ET
Oh, for poetry
that sings of skidmarks and farts
Write on, Figpucker
Haiku #61516
, by Darth F's haiku intervention squad of Freudian Regression
January 5, 2019 8:41 am ET
What not to wear, dude
Loose wrinkled beige kimono
Kimono? I'm nude!
Haiku #61515
, by Laughs are Free
January 5, 2019 5:59 am ET
Kangaroo dung pile
Oddly enough, dung has pouch
Containing more dung
Haiku #61514
, by God is Awesome
January 5, 2019 1:45 am ET
Frozen beard bristles
Oceanic Explosion
Arctic Iceberg Wank
Haiku #61513
, by Chewbacca of Greasy
January 5, 2019 1:32 am ET
Smelly deep knee bends
Consult your physician first
Low tide aerobics
Haiku #61512
, by Doc of the Bay of Wasting time
January 5, 2019 1:28 am ET
The old lady smell
Just like a slap in the face
At the fish market
Haiku #61511
, by Fishmonger of Trouser Trout
January 5, 2019 1:24 am ET
Washcloth on a stick
Reach around to scour my ass
My thoughts turn to you
Haiku #61510
, by Picture That
January 5, 2019 1:08 am ET
Salty human flesh
Stringy and mostly tasteless
Roll you in Panko
Look for the wet spot
But it
Haiku #61509
, by Foodie
January 5, 2019 1:05 am ET
Food was delivered
Foot Longpig Sandwiches
Ate UberEats guy
Haiku #61508
, by Crunchy penis
January 5, 2019 1:02 am ET
What if I told you
The secret to poetry
Lies in your own farts
Haiku #61507
, by Poet of Head in (fart) clouds
January 4, 2019 9:21 pm ET
So your dick
Haiku #61506
, by Anonymous Poet
January 4, 2019 9:11 pm ET
They
Haiku #61505
, by Poopstain of On the run(s)
January 4, 2019 9:02 pm ET
When the cops show up
Let out a big fart and run
Leave them in your dust
Haiku #61504
, by Poopstain Bolt of On the run(s)
January 4, 2019 8:45 pm ET
You just missed it, bud
Rank post holidays fart fest
A nose full of news
Haiku #61503
, by Ima Fullogas of Creaky Porch
January 4, 2019 8:43 pm ET
Yeah, we
Haiku #61502
, by Entrepreneur Furrburger Queef of Business Luncheon
January 4, 2019 8:40 pm ET
Starting a business
Similar to Amazon
But only sell farts
Haiku #61501
, by Butt of Smelly Fartville
January 4, 2019 8:38 pm ET
Temporarily
So don
Haiku #61500
, by Jerk
January 4, 2019 5:28 pm ET
I didn
Haiku #61499
, by Let the poets speak
January 4, 2019 4:21 pm ET
Farts for currency
Who wants to be millionaires?
I didn
Haiku #61498
, by Poopstain of In your pants
January 4, 2019 4:21 pm ET
Bankers will get theirs
when Lucifer gets his ass
handed to him (Hell).
Haiku #61497
, by Prince Alexandre Louis Philippe Marie Berthier of the House of Rothschild
January 4, 2019 3:17 pm ET
He's the town pervert
But they pronounce it Pre Vert
I just call him Dad
Haiku #61496
, by Mr. Fritzl's daughter of Not in basement
January 4, 2019 5:53 am ET
Poconos Humpfest
Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge
Mount a lot of things
Haiku #61495
, by Jingle singer of Heart shaped Bathtub
January 4, 2019 5:39 am ET
Barstool of New Year
Occupation: Town Drunkard
Seeing double now
Haiku #61494
, by Town Drunkard of Barstool
January 4, 2019 4:32 am ET
Cigarette Machine
Cough up the booty, robot!
Way back in the day
Haiku #61493
, by Automated of Machine
January 4, 2019 4:21 am ET
Wonka wonka woo
Now thrusting dance on table
Crashing to the floor
Haiku #61492
, by Eddie's mom of Dive Bar
January 4, 2019 4:19 am ET
Relax. Visualize.
Captain and Tenille screwing
Muskrat in rear end
Haiku #61491
, by Guided Relaxation of Floor
January 4, 2019 4:18 am ET
Cancan dancers kick
Who opened the tuna fish?
From row seats fishy
Haiku #61490
, by Audience of Front Row
January 4, 2019 4:15 am ET
Gates of Good Fortune
Wide open like your sister
Without the fish smell
Haiku #61489
, by Tally Whacker of Corner of Cockles and Mussels
January 4, 2019 2:17 am ET
Camel had a toe
Hot sand. Million miles to go
Dry hump Dry hump hump
Haiku #61488
, by Dry Hump of Hump
January 4, 2019 2:14 am ET
Word in name congealed
Left a bad taste in your mouth
Find nearest spittoon
Haiku #61487
, by Sal Iva
January 4, 2019 12:13 am ET
Dickens cider
Haiku #61486
, by Anonymous Poet
January 3, 2019 9:08 pm ET
Trying to get some
Dickens
Haiku #61485
, by Surf, Turf, and Afterbirth of Produce
January 3, 2019 9:07 pm ET
Great Expectations
Dissolved by reality
VeneREAL LIFE
Haiku #61484
, by Pip trying to get Dickens of Some dusty pub
January 3, 2019 9:04 pm ET
Dickensian twins . . .
their names: Ignorance and Want.
Did you mean those two?
Haiku #61483
, by Sale of Two Titties
January 3, 2019 7:56 pm ET
Abuse and Neglect
Expecting twins? Perfect names.
Congratulations!
Haiku #61482
, by Living Abortion
January 3, 2019 6:26 pm ET
Come see my belle chose
Give the lotion. Give the hose.
C'est la vie en rose
Haiku #61481
, by Frenchy of Oooooo la la
January 3, 2019 5:28 pm ET
A fragrant French whore
beckons me to approach
and empty my balls
Haiku #61480
, by Packing Master of NYC
January 3, 2019 4:47 pm ET
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