Cigarette Machine
Cough up the booty, robot!
Way back in the day
by Automated of Machine
Wonka wonka woo
Now thrusting dance on table
Crashing to the floor
by Eddie's mom of Dive Bar
Relax. Visualize.
Captain and Tenille screwing
Muskrat in rear end
by Guided Relaxation of Floor
Cancan dancers kick
Who opened the tuna fish?
From row seats fishy
by Audience of Front Row
Gates of Good Fortune
Wide open like your sister
Without the fish smell
by Tally Whacker of Corner of Cockles and Mussels
Camel had a toe
Hot sand. Million miles to go
Dry hump Dry hump hump
by Dry Hump of Hump
Word in name congealed
Left a bad taste in your mouth
Find nearest spittoon
by Sal Iva
Dickens cider
by Anonymous Poet
Trying to get some
Dickens
by Surf, Turf, and Afterbirth of Produce
Great Expectations
Dissolved by reality
VeneREAL LIFE
by Pip trying to get Dickens of Some dusty pub
Dickensian twins . . .
their names: Ignorance and Want.
Did you mean those two?
by Sale of Two Titties
Abuse and Neglect
Expecting twins? Perfect names.
Congratulations!
by Living Abortion
Come see my belle chose
Give the lotion. Give the hose.
C'est la vie en rose
by Frenchy of Oooooo la la
A fragrant French whore
beckons me to approach
and empty my balls
by Packing Master of NYC
I ain't no sex doll
I'm the Michelin Tire Man
Got rubbers covered
by Complimentary Lube of Busy Corner
That sex-joke punchline:
Those two inflatable dolls
Wait. Let me think first
by Her breath inside of me
It's necessary.
Submit to my bad haiku.
Submit to Islam.
by Taqiyya of Submission
Yo it aint like dat . . .
aint like dat at ALL, gnome sain?
People be like: damn.
by Guy about to shoot you because you got the WalMart parking space and he kind of violent
Oh bright liquid fire
Temple elixir of bliss . . .
what was I saying ?
by Loku Wi-Fi of Pseudo-oriental Splendors
Oh haiku maidens
Oh ye nine mini-muses
Draw near and inspire
by Asahi EXTRA-DRY of Sapporo 生 発泡酒 More Please
Hey all you damn kids
Get the hell out of my yard.
This is MY haiku
by Foul-tempered old coot shuffling around his filthy kitchen trying to find his hearing aid
Word in Name concealed.
Let her slip or got her peeled:
Hannah Banana !
by El Platano of Guineo Tropical
Poetry Robot
Annual lubrication
Non-friction section
by Poetry Robot of Ork
Been laid up with piles
Couldn
by Mack of Rig
Name in word revealed
Reeled in an eel. Electric.
Oh that was so real
by Bicycle Thieves of Outside restaurant
Name in word revealed:
re-revealed in veal cutlet
vegan veggie veal
by Milk-Fed Vegetables of Lyrical Transcendence
Too late just caint stop
haiku-itis got my soul
OH LORDY! Help me
by Mammy Haiku of Chitlin Circuit with a cloth on her head
Asinine Donkey !
Lick my assurance of fame.
Bear my burden, beast.
by Braying Quadruped of Who You Are
Ma haiku homies
I'm a send them roun u place
bust u fukin haid
by Thaddeus Snodgrass of a Golden Cup of Claret and Thou
just type and type and
type and type and type and type,
then count syllables
by Polysyllabic Quintessentiality of the Pseudo-epigraphically Explicit
The new year arrives
filled with harmonious joy:
Thunderous dark fart
by Name: of Location: Preview
Orifice of doom
Filthy oracular hole:
your poetic mouth
by Name of Location
Oh poets! New wine
New snowstorms of crystal verse . . .
New disposable
by Please consider purchase of Fuxiang gentlemens wristwatch factory
Gary Busey fart
It's been known to clear a room
Guacamole Time
by Jennifer Garner of Hollywood, CA
Stay Tuned. coming Soon.
Chinese year of the long pig
Might as well bend over
by Nostradongus of Predictable location
Hail twenty-nineteen;
a new year to get buried
in Figpucker's waste.
by Anonymous Poet
Go ahead, do it
Reach way down in my pocket
Misshapen Werthers
by Sucker of Grandpa
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Cuntfart of Cunt
Dick Clark back to work!
Ghoul Balls filled with Lust
Midnight Comes Ghoul Dust
by Run for your lives of NYC
Customer Service
I
by Real Poet of Head in Clouds ( and oven)
Dick Clark awakens
Shake off the dusty dirt nap
Like, Rut-Ro SCOOBY!
by K. Kasem
Haiku will save us.
Haiku is the last frontier.
Haiku for freedom.
by Haiku criminalized by overlords of Globalist Technocracy
That old New York Times
crumpled up into a ball:
Great firestarter
by Alterna-rag of Metro-Hype
end of this stale year
start of yet another one
whoop de fucking do
by ash
He's such a foul mess
Genesis: Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
by Neil Megson of Throbbing Psychic TV Gristle
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch boo Hoo
The best bone spurs (whine)
by Anonymous Poet
Injured on the job?
Writer's cramp from Bad Haiku?
Call our Hotline NOW!
by Law offices of Cuntfart Cuntfart & Cunt of Roast Beef Boulevard
Y'all are crazy here
I write poems that make sense
Is this real haiku?
by Inez
Pronounced erection
Possible priapism
Willing, Wet walrus
by Whoa
