Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Been laid up with piles
Couldn
Haiku # 61470, January 3, 2019 2:09 am ET
by Mack of Rig
Name in word revealed
Reeled in an eel. Electric.
Oh that was so real
Haiku # 61469, January 2, 2019 8:57 pm ET
by Bicycle Thieves of Outside restaurant
Name in word revealed:
re-revealed in veal cutlet
vegan veggie veal
Haiku # 61468, January 2, 2019 7:38 pm ET
by Milk-Fed Vegetables of Lyrical Transcendence
Too late just caint stop
haiku-itis got my soul
OH LORDY! Help me
Haiku # 61467, January 2, 2019 7:36 pm ET
by Mammy Haiku of Chitlin Circuit with a cloth on her head
Asinine Donkey !
Lick my assurance of fame.
Bear my burden, beast.
Haiku # 61466, January 2, 2019 7:32 pm ET
by Braying Quadruped of Who You Are
Ma haiku homies
I'm a send them roun u place
bust u fukin haid
Haiku # 61465, January 2, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by Thaddeus Snodgrass of a Golden Cup of Claret and Thou
just type and type and
type and type and type and type,
then count syllables
Haiku # 61464, January 2, 2019 7:24 pm ET
by Polysyllabic Quintessentiality of the Pseudo-epigraphically Explicit
The new year arrives
filled with harmonious joy:
Thunderous dark fart
Haiku # 61463, January 2, 2019 7:20 pm ET
by Name: of Location: Preview
Orifice of doom
Filthy oracular hole:
your poetic mouth
Haiku # 61462, January 2, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by Name of Location
Oh poets! New wine
New snowstorms of crystal verse . . .
New disposable
Haiku # 61461, January 2, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by Please consider purchase of Fuxiang gentlemens wristwatch factory
Gary Busey fart
It's been known to clear a room
Guacamole Time
Haiku # 61460, January 2, 2019 6:48 pm ET
by Jennifer Garner of Hollywood, CA
Stay Tuned. coming Soon.
Chinese year of the long pig
Might as well bend over
Haiku # 61459, January 2, 2019 3:51 pm ET
by Nostradongus of Predictable location
Hail twenty-nineteen;
a new year to get buried
in Figpucker's waste.
Haiku # 61458, January 2, 2019 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Go ahead, do it
Reach way down in my pocket
Misshapen Werthers
Haiku # 61457, January 2, 2019 3:06 am ET
by Sucker of Grandpa
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Haiku # 61456, January 1, 2019 12:01 am ET
by Cuntfart of Cunt
Dick Clark back to work!
Ghoul Balls filled with Lust
Midnight Comes Ghoul Dust
Haiku # 61455, December 31, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by Run for your lives of NYC
Customer Service
I
Haiku # 61454, December 31, 2018 10:19 pm ET
by Real Poet of Head in Clouds ( and oven)
Dick Clark awakens
Shake off the dusty dirt nap
Like, Rut-Ro SCOOBY!
Haiku # 61453, December 31, 2018 12:31 pm ET
by K. Kasem
Haiku will save us.
Haiku is the last frontier.
Haiku for freedom.
Haiku # 61452, December 31, 2018 8:11 am ET
by Haiku criminalized by overlords of Globalist Technocracy
That old New York Times
crumpled up into a ball:
Great firestarter
Haiku # 61451, December 31, 2018 8:06 am ET
by Alterna-rag of Metro-Hype
end of this stale year
start of yet another one
whoop de fucking do
Haiku # 61450, December 31, 2018 7:48 am ET
by ash
He's such a foul mess
Genesis: Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Haiku # 61449, December 31, 2018 7:39 am ET
by Neil Megson of Throbbing Psychic TV Gristle
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch boo Hoo
The best bone spurs (whine)
Haiku # 61448, December 30, 2018 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Injured on the job?
Writer's cramp from Bad Haiku?
Call our Hotline NOW!
Haiku # 61447, December 30, 2018 4:00 am ET
by Law offices of Cuntfart Cuntfart & Cunt of Roast Beef Boulevard
Y'all are crazy here
I write poems that make sense
Is this real haiku?
Haiku # 61446, December 30, 2018 3:52 am ET
by Inez
I
Haiku # 61445, December 29, 2018 11:38 pm ET
by Norma L.
Pronounced erection
Possible priapism
Willing, Wet walrus
Haiku # 61444, December 29, 2018 11:32 pm ET
by Whoa
Go ahead. Do it.
YOLO. Jump in and do it.
Fuck the gorilla
Haiku # 61443, December 29, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by Unusual Zookeeper of Zoo
Honk if you love words
Honk if you love syllables
Honk if you
Haiku # 61442, December 29, 2018 10:58 pm ET
by Goose of V formation
Watson? Is that you
Haiku # 61441, December 29, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by No Shit Sherlock
Censorship of verse
It
Haiku # 61440, December 29, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Maniacal Laugher of Laughing at you
We don
Haiku # 61439, December 29, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by Party Pooper
Hi Becky, How
Haiku # 61438, December 29, 2018 6:52 pm ET
by Not the Baby Daddy of Barstool
Got it going on
Haiku flow never gon slow
Jealous? Yeah, I know
Haiku # 61437, December 29, 2018 6:49 pm ET
by Boastful Eggplant of Patch
The Doctor is in.
Quite simply. Constipated.
Plugged up with haiku
Haiku # 61436, December 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET
by Doc Prism in the jizzum of Spasm in your chasm
they last for seconds:
convulsive flesh contractions,
glandular spasms
Haiku # 61435, December 29, 2018 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spoiler alert here
God's plan: Make life miserable
So far it's working
Haiku # 61434, December 29, 2018 7:52 am ET
by Smote Avoider of Non Smoting Section
Be all you can be
A mediocre poet
God has a plan, dude
Haiku # 61433, December 29, 2018 7:50 am ET
by Advisor
A matter of fact
A fecal matter of fact
When shit hits the fan
Haiku # 61432, December 29, 2018 7:46 am ET
by Keen Observer of Keene, NH
They're out to get you
Poets and their syllables
Lock 'em all up NOW
Haiku # 61431, December 29, 2018 6:04 am ET
by Poem shredder of Shredder
Witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witch
Haiku # 61430, December 29, 2018 2:11 am ET
by Witch of Witch
I'm on your loop, man
Transmission readjusted
The view is remote
Haiku # 61429, December 29, 2018 2:08 am ET
by Borscht of Beetsville
There's a nude selfie
Something about a mushroom
Incriminiating
Haiku # 61428, December 29, 2018 2:07 am ET
by Fun guy of Maniacal Canned Laughter
IBM's Watson
has been posting haiku here
under Cuntfart Cunt.
Haiku # 61427, December 29, 2018 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I
Haiku # 61426, December 29, 2018 1:36 am ET
by Jippy of California
Prepare for New Year:
that tragic Latin music
just might see you through
Haiku # 61425, December 28, 2018 7:02 pm ET
by Tania of Venezuela
Skiing off the trail
Lonely forest. Not for long!
Hello, Grizzly Bear
Haiku # 61424, December 28, 2018 6:55 am ET
by Fresh Air Fiend
Hokkaido snow cone
Yes please, sour lemon drizzle
Prepared by stray dog
Haiku # 61423, December 28, 2018 6:44 am ET
by A. Nalgland of Express
Long pigs on the move
Cannibals preheating fire
Build flavour with you!
Haiku # 61422, December 28, 2018 2:02 am ET
by Au jus! of Cooked your Goose
Virtue-signalers
Signaling absent virtue
Flapping stunted wings
Haiku # 61421, December 27, 2018 9:13 pm ET
by So sick of all of you
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