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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 66 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
Honk if you love words
Honk if you love syllables
Honk if you
Haiku # 61442 December 29, 2018 10:58 pm ET
by Goose of V formation
Watson? Is that you
Haiku # 61441 December 29, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by No Shit Sherlock
Censorship of verse
It
Haiku # 61440 December 29, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Maniacal Laugher of Laughing at you
We don
Haiku # 61439 December 29, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by Party Pooper
Hi Becky, How
Haiku # 61438 December 29, 2018 6:52 pm ET
by Not the Baby Daddy of Barstool
Got it going on
Haiku flow never gon slow
Jealous? Yeah, I know
Haiku # 61437 December 29, 2018 6:49 pm ET
by Boastful Eggplant of Patch
The Doctor is in.
Quite simply. Constipated.
Plugged up with haiku
Haiku # 61436 December 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET
by Doc Prism in the jizzum of Spasm in your chasm
they last for seconds:
convulsive flesh contractions,
glandular spasms
Haiku # 61435 December 29, 2018 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spoiler alert here
God's plan: Make life miserable
So far it's working
Haiku # 61434 December 29, 2018 7:52 am ET
by Smote Avoider of Non Smoting Section
Be all you can be
A mediocre poet
God has a plan, dude
Haiku # 61433 December 29, 2018 7:50 am ET
by Advisor
A matter of fact
A fecal matter of fact
When shit hits the fan
Haiku # 61432 December 29, 2018 7:46 am ET
by Keen Observer of Keene, NH
They're out to get you
Poets and their syllables
Lock 'em all up NOW
Haiku # 61431 December 29, 2018 6:04 am ET
by Poem shredder of Shredder
Witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witch
Haiku # 61430 December 29, 2018 2:11 am ET
by Witch of Witch
I'm on your loop, man
Transmission readjusted
The view is remote
Haiku # 61429 December 29, 2018 2:08 am ET
by Borscht of Beetsville
There's a nude selfie
Something about a mushroom
Incriminiating
Haiku # 61428 December 29, 2018 2:07 am ET
by Fun guy of Maniacal Canned Laughter
IBM's Watson
has been posting haiku here
under Cuntfart Cunt.
Haiku # 61427 December 29, 2018 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I
Haiku # 61426 December 29, 2018 1:36 am ET
by Jippy of California
Prepare for New Year:
that tragic Latin music
just might see you through
Haiku # 61425 December 28, 2018 7:02 pm ET
by Tania of Venezuela
Skiing off the trail
Lonely forest. Not for long!
Hello, Grizzly Bear
Haiku # 61424 December 28, 2018 6:55 am ET
by Fresh Air Fiend
Hokkaido snow cone
Yes please, sour lemon drizzle
Prepared by stray dog
Haiku # 61423 December 28, 2018 6:44 am ET
by A. Nalgland of Express
Long pigs on the move
Cannibals preheating fire
Build flavour with you!
Haiku # 61422 December 28, 2018 2:02 am ET
by Au jus! of Cooked your Goose
Virtue-signalers
Signaling absent virtue
Flapping stunted wings
Haiku # 61421 December 27, 2018 9:13 pm ET
by So sick of all of you
You're getting a raise
All poets here. Ten percent.
Make Bad Haiku Great Again
Haiku # 61420 December 27, 2018 7:43 pm ET
by Extra Syllables of Illegal Hat Kiosk and Toadstool Penis Novelties
Blasphemous "poet"
When you grip your butt quill pen
Do you feel quivers?
Haiku # 61419 December 27, 2018 7:39 pm ET
by Poet of Poetryville
God your haiku sucks.
Over and over same thing.
You must be a bot.
Haiku # 61418 December 27, 2018 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knit one, purl two,
babe
Cupping your big balls of yarn
Watching ewe fuck sheep
Haiku # 61417 December 27, 2018 7:27 am ET
by Wooly Bully of Ramalamadingdong
Rum ball algebra
Extracurricular bop
Perfect attendance
Haiku # 61416 December 27, 2018 7:20 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Awards Ceremony
2 plus 2 is four
And a fart is a fraction
You do the math, hon
Haiku # 61415 December 27, 2018 7:17 am ET
by Schoolmarm (Juicy) of Cafeteria
Hella Big 10 Inch
Sixty Nine is mighty fine
Crunching the numbers
Haiku # 61414 December 27, 2018 7:13 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Motel 6
Numbers are numbing.
Cheap, effective heroin.
Can we share needles?
Haiku # 61413 December 27, 2018 4:02 am ET
by df
Now I am worried.
Jaba The Hutt is watching.
But I've dumped no spice.

Oh, that's his sister.
Now I am really worried.
Metal bikini?
Haiku # 61412 December 27, 2018 3:59 am ET
by df
Wizened whore vacay
Whoring around Australia
With her whore daughter
Haiku # 61411 December 27, 2018 2:39 am ET
by Hmmm
Lizards get busy
Humping in the noon day sun
Wet stain left on rock
Haiku # 61410 December 27, 2018 2:37 am ET
by Nature boy of Pond
Cockburpcock o'clock
Cock of the walk. Long beanstalk.
And hard as a rock
Haiku # 61408 December 26, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by Dreaming
The Romans declined
but it was very gradual.
They did not know it.
Haiku # 61407 December 26, 2018 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have become a
transnecropedozoophile.
You figure it out.

Okay, I'll tell you.
fucks dead baby animals
dressed like a woman.
Haiku # 61406 December 26, 2018 6:45 pm ET
by Cockburp Cock
Sexuality,
Identity Politics . . .
it becomes so dull.
Haiku # 61403 December 26, 2018 8:41 am ET
by Predictable boring perspectives of the Left
Behemoth Cuntfarts
Filling this space while you
Haiku # 61402 December 26, 2018 12:02 am ET
by Dark Porkdiddler
Grinch farts are bright green
Grinch farts smell like rotten eggs
Grinch feces is green
Haiku # 61401 December 25, 2018 6:26 pm ET
by Grinch of Grinch Rest Room
He
Haiku # 61400 December 25, 2018 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yule Log Video
Donald Trump nude by the fire
Inch long mushroom cap
Haiku # 61399 December 25, 2018 3:09 pm ET
by He of He
Haiku # 61398 December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ain
Haiku # 61397 December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ain
Haiku # 61396 December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ya ain
Haiku # 61395 December 24, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You are Little Superstar
And ya ain
Haiku # 61394 December 24, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thanks for the pics, Darth
Wow! You
Haiku # 61393 December 24, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by Stalkerette of Over Here
How did you know that
my rum balls are awesome?
I've told no one here.

Are you stalking me?
I do not mind if you do.
Would you like nude pics?

If so, email me.
Darthfigpucker at yahoo
dot com, but of course.

I think porn websites
should have the suffix dot cum.
That's what we're here for.
Haiku # 61392 December 24, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by
Festive Holiday
Kraft dinner or buttered toast ? Jerking off is free
Haiku # 61391 December 24, 2018 5:18 pm ET
by Frugal Freddy
Made in China Junk
Made in China Junk More Junk
Made in China Junk
Haiku # 61390 December 24, 2018 5:16 pm ET
by Person
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