Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #61392
How did you know that
my rum balls are awesome?
I've told no one here.

Are you stalking me?
I do not mind if you do.
Would you like nude pics?

If so, email me.
Darthfigpucker at yahoo
dot com, but of course.

I think porn websites
should have the suffix dot cum.
That's what we're here for.
Haiku #61392
Posted: December 24, 2018 9:18 pm ET
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