Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Knit one, purl two,
babe
Cupping your big balls of yarn
Watching ewe fuck sheep
Haiku # 61417, December 27, 2018 7:27 am ET
by Wooly Bully of Ramalamadingdong
Rum ball algebra
Extracurricular bop
Perfect attendance
Haiku # 61416, December 27, 2018 7:20 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Awards Ceremony
2 plus 2 is four
And a fart is a fraction
You do the math, hon
Haiku # 61415, December 27, 2018 7:17 am ET
by Schoolmarm (Juicy) of Cafeteria
Hella Big 10 Inch
Sixty Nine is mighty fine
Crunching the numbers
Haiku # 61414, December 27, 2018 7:13 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Motel 6
Numbers are numbing.
Cheap, effective heroin.
Can we share needles?
Haiku # 61413, December 27, 2018 4:02 am ET
by df
Now I am worried.
Jaba The Hutt is watching.
But I've dumped no spice.

Oh, that's his sister.
Now I am really worried.
Metal bikini?
Haiku # 61412, December 27, 2018 3:59 am ET
by df
Wizened whore vacay
Whoring around Australia
With her whore daughter
Haiku # 61411, December 27, 2018 2:39 am ET
by Hmmm
Lizards get busy
Humping in the noon day sun
Wet stain left on rock
Haiku # 61410, December 27, 2018 2:37 am ET
by Nature boy of Pond
Cockburpcock o'clock
Cock of the walk. Long beanstalk.
And hard as a rock
Haiku # 61408, December 26, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by Dreaming
The Romans declined
but it was very gradual.
They did not know it.
Haiku # 61407, December 26, 2018 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have become a
transnecropedozoophile.
You figure it out.

Okay, I'll tell you.
fucks dead baby animals
dressed like a woman.
Haiku # 61406, December 26, 2018 6:45 pm ET
by Cockburp Cock
Sexuality,
Identity Politics . . .
it becomes so dull.
Haiku # 61403, December 26, 2018 8:41 am ET
by Predictable boring perspectives of the Left
Behemoth Cuntfarts
Filling this space while you
Haiku # 61402, December 26, 2018 12:02 am ET
by Dark Porkdiddler
Grinch farts are bright green
Grinch farts smell like rotten eggs
Grinch feces is green
Haiku # 61401, December 25, 2018 6:26 pm ET
by Grinch of Grinch Rest Room
He
Haiku # 61400, December 25, 2018 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yule Log Video
Donald Trump nude by the fire
Inch long mushroom cap
Haiku # 61399, December 25, 2018 3:09 pm ET
by He of He
Haiku # 61398, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ain
Haiku # 61397, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ain
Haiku # 61396, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ya ain
Haiku # 61395, December 24, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You are Little Superstar
And ya ain
Haiku # 61394, December 24, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thanks for the pics, Darth
Wow! You
Haiku # 61393, December 24, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by Stalkerette of Over Here
How did you know that
my rum balls are awesome?
I've told no one here.

Are you stalking me?
I do not mind if you do.
Would you like nude pics?

If so, email me.
Darthfigpucker at yahoo
dot com, but of course.

I think porn websites
should have the suffix dot cum.
That's what we're here for.
Haiku # 61392, December 24, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by
Festive Holiday
Kraft dinner or buttered toast ? Jerking off is free
Haiku # 61391, December 24, 2018 5:18 pm ET
by Frugal Freddy
Made in China Junk
Made in China Junk More Junk
Made in China Junk
Haiku # 61390, December 24, 2018 5:16 pm ET
by Person
inebriated
Chuckling and clinking ice cubes
Excellent vintage
Haiku # 61389, December 24, 2018 8:28 am ET
by Hef of Beyond
Hugh Hefner's cold pipe
Unfilled, unlit and unused
Evermore unsmoked
Haiku # 61388, December 24, 2018 8:07 am ET
by Miss March, centerfold of 1967
Uncorking my ass
How I
Haiku # 61387, December 24, 2018 1:17 am ET
by Gassy Assy of Times Square
Trigonometry
Geometry Christmas tree
Penis Puppetry
Haiku # 61386, December 24, 2018 1:14 am ET
by Mince Meat of 3.14
I would like some pie.
Anything except mince meat.
That shit is nasty.
Haiku # 61385, December 24, 2018 12:42 am ET
by df
A cork's in your ass?!
I won't kiss your camel toe!
Don't want a face full.
Haiku # 61384, December 24, 2018 12:38 am ET
by df
Cockburpcock so drunk
Oopsie stuck wine cork in ass
Pressure Cooker BOMB
Haiku # 61383, December 24, 2018 12:15 am ET
by Boom Boom of Boom Boom Room
It's much more festive
to kiss under camel toe.
Mistletoe is dumb.
Haiku # 61382, December 23, 2018 8:21 pm ET
by df
Baby,..Cold outside
Bring us some Figgy Pudding
Cameltoe kissing
Haiku # 61381, December 23, 2018 7:53 pm ET
by Kringle of Mingle
Shy Figpucker
Kissing under camel toe
Your rum balls are fine
Haiku # 61380, December 23, 2018 6:22 pm ET
by Juicy Joyce of Basketball game
Cuntfart Quaint fart
Tiptoe Tiptoe Blunderbuss
Queef Cacophany
Haiku # 61379, December 23, 2018 6:21 pm ET
by Toot
*cockburpcock

Too much wine.
Haiku # 61378, December 23, 2018 5:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hugh Hefner's bathrobe
Limp, lonely and forgotten
Hung behind the door
Haiku # 61377, December 23, 2018 5:11 pm ET
by Sleaze of Playboy Mansion
inappropriate
cuntfartcunt and cockburbcock
fishy mushroom sauce
Haiku # 61376, December 23, 2018 5:10 pm ET
by Anonymous poet of Lower case p. As in p on me.
I have overcome
Foul images and Haiku.
Bring it ON, mortals.
Haiku # 61375, December 23, 2018 5:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ever Grimacing
New Jersey Constipation
Greetings from Springsteen
Haiku # 61374, December 23, 2018 4:37 pm ET
by Assberry Park of Wish you were here
Erect Santa Claus
Reindeer pulling sleigh and dink
Coming down chimney
Haiku # 61373, December 22, 2018 4:09 pm ET
by Seeing Things of Frosty windowpane
Walking down the street
Stopping to squish. Turtle trap.
Walking down the street
Haiku # 61372, December 22, 2018 6:20 am ET
by Squisher
Grizzly Bear Christmas
Tree Decorating Party
Tinsel: Human remains
Haiku # 61371, December 22, 2018 12:32 am ET
by T. Treadwell of Around
Andy Williams croons
Santa in repose on couch
Stiff drink and stiff dink
Haiku # 61370, December 22, 2018 12:21 am ET
by That drunk Christmas painter of Sunday Paper advertisement
It might not be snot
But I hella need Kleenex
For my lower nose
Haiku # 61369, December 22, 2018 12:16 am ET
by Garden Gnome of Kmart Warehouse
Is that you Sneezy!?
Are you fucking serious?
Sneezy was a dwarf!
Haiku # 61368, December 22, 2018 12:14 am ET
by Overheard at Kmart Warehouse
Garden gnome orgy
Kmart warehouse.ugh ugh oooooooooooooooooooooooohhh!
GIANT ORGASM
Haiku # 61367, December 22, 2018 12:12 am ET
by K. Martino of The Gut
Bleeding frog colors
red and green - how Christmassy.
Is that a real word?
Haiku # 61366, December 21, 2018 11:02 pm ET
by Funtcart Funt
As the story goes,
'Twas the cunt before Christmas
and all through the fart.

Not a creature was
fucking, not even a pig.
The condoms were hung

so they'll be re-used
because crack-whores are cheap as fucking shit
and I'm too lazy to continue this in haiku form.
Haiku # 61365, December 21, 2018 10:58 pm ET
by Cunts cocks farts poop piss floppy titties and bouncing testes
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