Bleeding frog colors
red and green - how Christmassy.
Is that a real word?
by Funtcart Funt
As the story goes,
'Twas the cunt before Christmas
and all through the fart.
Not a creature was
fucking, not even a pig.
The condoms were hung
so they'll be re-used
because crack-whores are cheap as fucking shit
and I'm too lazy to continue this in haiku form.
by Cunts cocks farts poop piss floppy titties and bouncing testes
Sing:"Blood in the streets.."
Croaked? Peace Frog Accident Wreck
Have it toad away
by Miss Piggy of Law offices of Cuntfart Cuntfart and Cunt
Saw an injured frog.
It was bleeding in the street.
I should have killed it.
by Anonymous Poet
Radioactive
Fish of Honshu, upstream twerk
Mooncake urinal chunk
by Kimono O'Flappery of Spent a few days with a small dog
Rock rat Honshu life
Your own happiness is now
Gnawing small branches
by Honshu windy flapping kimono of Kimono dragon
But on second thought
Better keep it in your pants
His is way bigger
by Measures with Ruler
They're not really kids
Google "Little Superstar"
I think he's a dwarf
by Midget
I am sure these kids
see white mens' peckers often.
One more won't phase them.
by Anonymous Poet
Soften the Grinch heart
Open your door. Song! Rejoice!
Show them your pecker
by Good Advice
The children carol.
Not out of love for Jesus.
They just want money.
Future prostitutes.
Preachers or politicians.
Singing out of tune.
I tell them "Shut up!
Go away and don't come back!
Until you can sing!"
Talentless monkeys.
Fleas from a street dog's backside.
Begging for my blood.
Proof there is no God.
If there were, he would kill them.
So that's their purpose.
by Anonymous Poet
Honshu scry monkeys
Poo Flinging Ceremony
Wear brown kimono
by Wardrobe Consultant of Coming out of the Closet
Pan drippings?..What the?..
I thought it said pants drippings
Tasty brown gravy
by Captain of Gravy Boat
Dishonorable
Discharge. Running down your leg.
Fast as Usain Bolt
by Person in the know
Spain Christmas kaka
Kids hit the log with a stick
And presents appear
by Teletubbies viewer
God God God God Good
Devil Devil Devil Bad
God good Devil bad
by Anonymous Poet
Honshu River rat
Happy. Fat gut. Nibbling mooncake.
Rat thinks, "Gid is Good."
by Rat Finks of Honshu Bridge
Love God then hate God
He is everywhere. Absent.
Still waiting for Him.
by Someone's Cue to Blaspheme
Honshu river bridge
Cherry blossoms of spring moon . . .
Similar Jap stuff
by Yo Mama of Yokohama
To enjoy Christmas
Listen to Spanish carols
It's way more lively
by El Desdichado of Gringolandia
Let's face it. God sucks.
Made Grizzly bears to kill us
Gave men small ding dongs
by Smote Avoider of Hanging upside down from church railing
I would like to die.
Nothing in life gives me joy.
I am just a tool.
I believe in God.
I believe absolutely.
That He hates us all.
He sits on His throne,
gold, gems, and perls, watching.
Sickness, war, and death.
Pain and misery.
And He laughs watching it all,
despising humans.
by Happy Holy Days of Israel, Golgatha
Mama Cass sandwich.
Maximum Moistmaker
Homemade Mayonnaise
by Spreading her legs and condiments of Cunt Canyon
Stopped in to a church
How 'bout confessing to incest.
On a winter's day
by Pervert Police of Laurel Canyon
Live: Arsonist Nabbed
Cuffed whilst sipping hot cocoa
Admiring the flames
by Haiku News
warm hot chocolate
sitting by an open flame
on a winters day
by Anonymous Poet
as the snow lies deep
I crack open the Bailey's
sobriety gone
by Anonymous Poet
Your Haiku news source
Up next, Darth's longpig forecast
And dink stretching show
by Wella Balsam Conditioner of Promotional consideration
FedEx box cat pan
When full, tape shut. Leave on porch.
Homemade shitter bomb
by Starkitten of Litter Pan
Öklongig vertiik
Meuadischu svlegan haiku
Vertiik blaschen shite
by Sven
South Park Christmas Poo
Xmas Toilet Overflow
Walton
by Wholesome of Homestead
Pervert Truckdriver
Boofing tied up runaways
Hogtied Highway Hump
by Normal Person
Perverts here and there
Perverts Perverts Everywhere
Basement Dungeon Boof
by Cellar Door
The Dutroux affair !
What is it about Belgium?
Something sinister . . .
But now back to Darth:
His righteous Biblical verse
is our salvation.
Figpucker has it:
that certain je ne sais quoi
that attracts green flies
by Fig Darthpucker of Trigonometric Parabolic
Skin Flint, Guy Smiley
Father Time, Mister Man, Slimdick.
Adolph Q. Hitler
by Nicknames
Gaylord Cuntsnapper
Pig driller, Man about Town
Lord of the Manor
by Asinine Fool of Sing Sing (Sing)
Figpucker: more farts.
More excrement and more filth.
And WAY more sex too.
by Darth is too puritanical and rigidly moral
That's a bad smell
Concentrated egg farts whiff!!
It hangs in the air
by Rigging up this booby trap we will catch perverts like you
Feeling inspired now
Rigged up a fart spray device
Protect my beaver
by Inventor
Instant Pot Grinch Stew
Tangy snappy vaginas
Served a la 'jaculate
by Bob Cajun of Bobcaygeon
Calls for tradition
Fisting Sans Lubricant Eve
Make room for daddy
by Troughslurper of Telegraph Hill
"Santa's testicles".
Christmas meatball recipe.
In white creamy sauce.
Bell pepper and mint.
Perfect red and green garnish.
Straight rum, no egg nog.
Cuntfart Cunt's dry scabs
fly out of her vagina
like a glitter bomb.
by Cholesterol through the roof! of Watching glitter bomb package thief on you tube. Quite funny.
"Dark Stains on the Wall":
Old Oriental novel
Author: Hu Flung Dung
by Poetic School of Darth
One monkey throws poo.
This is the way things should be.
Two is a shit storm.
by Dead Wife, killed for drinking all of the beer and not going to the store for more.
You, Haiku poet !
Receive your wife's dead body
from Tsing-Tao beer vat.
by Auspicious Portents of Jade Mountain Goddess
How was your wife, hon?
Oh, a beer to hear I'm that.
I'll get you sorry .
by Wise Maiden of of Scarlet Robe of Tsing-Tao Brewery
Paper tigers all!
Wrong thinking of Old-Way mind.
(more Hennessy, mom)
by Gang of Four Aces of Dialectical Materialism applied to Haiku
How was your sorry, hon?
Oh, I'm that hear today.
I'll get you a wife.
by Good Beer !
sarah jeong ill-sung:
no seoul dim sum in a-hole
pyongyang yin poontang
by Carl Jeong of Old Vienna mit Kaffe-klatsch
How was your day, hon?
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll get you a beer.
by Good wife.
