The children carol.
Not out of love for Jesus.
They just want money.
Future prostitutes.
Preachers or politicians.
Singing out of tune.
I tell them "Shut up!
Go away and don't come back!
Until you can sing!"
Talentless monkeys.
Fleas from a street dog's backside.
Begging for my blood.
Proof there is no God.
If there were, he would kill them.
So that's their purpose.