Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Be all you can be
A mediocre poet
God has a plan, dude
Haiku # 61433, December 29, 2018 7:50 am ET
by Advisor
A matter of fact
A fecal matter of fact
When shit hits the fan
Haiku # 61432, December 29, 2018 7:46 am ET
by Keen Observer of Keene, NH
They're out to get you
Poets and their syllables
Lock 'em all up NOW
Haiku # 61431, December 29, 2018 6:04 am ET
by Poem shredder of Shredder
Witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witch
Haiku # 61430, December 29, 2018 2:11 am ET
by Witch of Witch
I'm on your loop, man
Transmission readjusted
The view is remote
Haiku # 61429, December 29, 2018 2:08 am ET
by Borscht of Beetsville
There's a nude selfie
Something about a mushroom
Incriminiating
Haiku # 61428, December 29, 2018 2:07 am ET
by Fun guy of Maniacal Canned Laughter
IBM's Watson
has been posting haiku here
under Cuntfart Cunt.
Haiku # 61427, December 29, 2018 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I
Haiku # 61426, December 29, 2018 1:36 am ET
by Jippy of California
Prepare for New Year:
that tragic Latin music
just might see you through
Haiku # 61425, December 28, 2018 7:02 pm ET
by Tania of Venezuela
Skiing off the trail
Lonely forest. Not for long!
Hello, Grizzly Bear
Haiku # 61424, December 28, 2018 6:55 am ET
by Fresh Air Fiend
Hokkaido snow cone
Yes please, sour lemon drizzle
Prepared by stray dog
Haiku # 61423, December 28, 2018 6:44 am ET
by A. Nalgland of Express
Long pigs on the move
Cannibals preheating fire
Build flavour with you!
Haiku # 61422, December 28, 2018 2:02 am ET
by Au jus! of Cooked your Goose
Virtue-signalers
Signaling absent virtue
Flapping stunted wings
Haiku # 61421, December 27, 2018 9:13 pm ET
by So sick of all of you
You're getting a raise
All poets here. Ten percent.
Make Bad Haiku Great Again
Haiku # 61420, December 27, 2018 7:43 pm ET
by Extra Syllables of Illegal Hat Kiosk and Toadstool Penis Novelties
Blasphemous "poet"
When you grip your butt quill pen
Do you feel quivers?
Haiku # 61419, December 27, 2018 7:39 pm ET
by Poet of Poetryville
God your haiku sucks.
Over and over same thing.
You must be a bot.
Haiku # 61418, December 27, 2018 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knit one, purl two,
babe
Cupping your big balls of yarn
Watching ewe fuck sheep
Haiku # 61417, December 27, 2018 7:27 am ET
by Wooly Bully of Ramalamadingdong
Rum ball algebra
Extracurricular bop
Perfect attendance
Haiku # 61416, December 27, 2018 7:20 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Awards Ceremony
2 plus 2 is four
And a fart is a fraction
You do the math, hon
Haiku # 61415, December 27, 2018 7:17 am ET
by Schoolmarm (Juicy) of Cafeteria
Hella Big 10 Inch
Sixty Nine is mighty fine
Crunching the numbers
Haiku # 61414, December 27, 2018 7:13 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Motel 6
Numbers are numbing.
Cheap, effective heroin.
Can we share needles?
Haiku # 61413, December 27, 2018 4:02 am ET
by df
Now I am worried.
Jaba The Hutt is watching.
But I've dumped no spice.

Oh, that's his sister.
Now I am really worried.
Metal bikini?
Haiku # 61412, December 27, 2018 3:59 am ET
by df
Wizened whore vacay
Whoring around Australia
With her whore daughter
Haiku # 61411, December 27, 2018 2:39 am ET
by Hmmm
Lizards get busy
Humping in the noon day sun
Wet stain left on rock
Haiku # 61410, December 27, 2018 2:37 am ET
by Nature boy of Pond
Cockburpcock o'clock
Cock of the walk. Long beanstalk.
And hard as a rock
Haiku # 61408, December 26, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by Dreaming
The Romans declined
but it was very gradual.
They did not know it.
Haiku # 61407, December 26, 2018 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have become a
transnecropedozoophile.
You figure it out.

Okay, I'll tell you.
fucks dead baby animals
dressed like a woman.
Haiku # 61406, December 26, 2018 6:45 pm ET
by Cockburp Cock
Sexuality,
Identity Politics . . .
it becomes so dull.
Haiku # 61403, December 26, 2018 8:41 am ET
by Predictable boring perspectives of the Left
Behemoth Cuntfarts
Filling this space while you
Haiku # 61402, December 26, 2018 12:02 am ET
by Dark Porkdiddler
Grinch farts are bright green
Grinch farts smell like rotten eggs
Grinch feces is green
Haiku # 61401, December 25, 2018 6:26 pm ET
by Grinch of Grinch Rest Room
He
Haiku # 61400, December 25, 2018 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yule Log Video
Donald Trump nude by the fire
Inch long mushroom cap
Haiku # 61399, December 25, 2018 3:09 pm ET
by He of He
Haiku # 61398, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ain
Haiku # 61397, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ain
Haiku # 61396, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ya ain
Haiku # 61395, December 24, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You are Little Superstar
And ya ain
Haiku # 61394, December 24, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thanks for the pics, Darth
Wow! You
Haiku # 61393, December 24, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by Stalkerette of Over Here
How did you know that
my rum balls are awesome?
I've told no one here.

Are you stalking me?
I do not mind if you do.
Would you like nude pics?

If so, email me.
Darthfigpucker at yahoo
dot com, but of course.

I think porn websites
should have the suffix dot cum.
That's what we're here for.
Haiku # 61392, December 24, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by
Festive Holiday
Kraft dinner or buttered toast ? Jerking off is free
Haiku # 61391, December 24, 2018 5:18 pm ET
by Frugal Freddy
Made in China Junk
Made in China Junk More Junk
Made in China Junk
Haiku # 61390, December 24, 2018 5:16 pm ET
by Person
inebriated
Chuckling and clinking ice cubes
Excellent vintage
Haiku # 61389, December 24, 2018 8:28 am ET
by Hef of Beyond
Hugh Hefner's cold pipe
Unfilled, unlit and unused
Evermore unsmoked
Haiku # 61388, December 24, 2018 8:07 am ET
by Miss March, centerfold of 1967
Uncorking my ass
How I
Haiku # 61387, December 24, 2018 1:17 am ET
by Gassy Assy of Times Square
Trigonometry
Geometry Christmas tree
Penis Puppetry
Haiku # 61386, December 24, 2018 1:14 am ET
by Mince Meat of 3.14
I would like some pie.
Anything except mince meat.
That shit is nasty.
Haiku # 61385, December 24, 2018 12:42 am ET
by df
A cork's in your ass?!
I won't kiss your camel toe!
Don't want a face full.
Haiku # 61384, December 24, 2018 12:38 am ET
by df
Cockburpcock so drunk
Oopsie stuck wine cork in ass
Pressure Cooker BOMB
Haiku # 61383, December 24, 2018 12:15 am ET
by Boom Boom of Boom Boom Room
It's much more festive
to kiss under camel toe.
Mistletoe is dumb.
Haiku # 61382, December 23, 2018 8:21 pm ET
by df
Baby,..Cold outside
Bring us some Figgy Pudding
Cameltoe kissing
Haiku # 61381, December 23, 2018 7:53 pm ET
by Kringle of Mingle
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