Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

Bone spurs bone spurs ouch
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch boo Hoo
The best bone spurs (whine)
Haiku # 61448, December 30, 2018 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Injured on the job?
Writer's cramp from Bad Haiku?
Call our Hotline NOW!
Haiku # 61447, December 30, 2018 4:00 am ET
by Law offices of Cuntfart Cuntfart & Cunt of Roast Beef Boulevard
Y'all are crazy here
I write poems that make sense
Is this real haiku?
Haiku # 61446, December 30, 2018 3:52 am ET
by Inez
I
Haiku # 61445, December 29, 2018 11:38 pm ET
by Norma L.
Pronounced erection
Possible priapism
Willing, Wet walrus
Haiku # 61444, December 29, 2018 11:32 pm ET
by Whoa
Go ahead. Do it.
YOLO. Jump in and do it.
Fuck the gorilla
Haiku # 61443, December 29, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by Unusual Zookeeper of Zoo
Honk if you love words
Honk if you love syllables
Honk if you
Haiku # 61442, December 29, 2018 10:58 pm ET
by Goose of V formation
Watson? Is that you
Haiku # 61441, December 29, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by No Shit Sherlock
Censorship of verse
It
Haiku # 61440, December 29, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Maniacal Laugher of Laughing at you
We don
Haiku # 61439, December 29, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by Party Pooper
Hi Becky, How
Haiku # 61438, December 29, 2018 6:52 pm ET
by Not the Baby Daddy of Barstool
Got it going on
Haiku flow never gon slow
Jealous? Yeah, I know
Haiku # 61437, December 29, 2018 6:49 pm ET
by Boastful Eggplant of Patch
The Doctor is in.
Quite simply. Constipated.
Plugged up with haiku
Haiku # 61436, December 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET
by Doc Prism in the jizzum of Spasm in your chasm
they last for seconds:
convulsive flesh contractions,
glandular spasms
Haiku # 61435, December 29, 2018 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spoiler alert here
God's plan: Make life miserable
So far it's working
Haiku # 61434, December 29, 2018 7:52 am ET
by Smote Avoider of Non Smoting Section
Be all you can be
A mediocre poet
God has a plan, dude
Haiku # 61433, December 29, 2018 7:50 am ET
by Advisor
A matter of fact
A fecal matter of fact
When shit hits the fan
Haiku # 61432, December 29, 2018 7:46 am ET
by Keen Observer of Keene, NH
They're out to get you
Poets and their syllables
Lock 'em all up NOW
Haiku # 61431, December 29, 2018 6:04 am ET
by Poem shredder of Shredder
Witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witch
Haiku # 61430, December 29, 2018 2:11 am ET
by Witch of Witch
I'm on your loop, man
Transmission readjusted
The view is remote
Haiku # 61429, December 29, 2018 2:08 am ET
by Borscht of Beetsville
There's a nude selfie
Something about a mushroom
Incriminiating
Haiku # 61428, December 29, 2018 2:07 am ET
by Fun guy of Maniacal Canned Laughter
IBM's Watson
has been posting haiku here
under Cuntfart Cunt.
Haiku # 61427, December 29, 2018 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I
Haiku # 61426, December 29, 2018 1:36 am ET
by Jippy of California
Prepare for New Year:
that tragic Latin music
just might see you through
Haiku # 61425, December 28, 2018 7:02 pm ET
by Tania of Venezuela
Skiing off the trail
Lonely forest. Not for long!
Hello, Grizzly Bear
Haiku # 61424, December 28, 2018 6:55 am ET
by Fresh Air Fiend
Hokkaido snow cone
Yes please, sour lemon drizzle
Prepared by stray dog
Haiku # 61423, December 28, 2018 6:44 am ET
by A. Nalgland of Express
Long pigs on the move
Cannibals preheating fire
Build flavour with you!
Haiku # 61422, December 28, 2018 2:02 am ET
by Au jus! of Cooked your Goose
Virtue-signalers
Signaling absent virtue
Flapping stunted wings
Haiku # 61421, December 27, 2018 9:13 pm ET
by So sick of all of you
You're getting a raise
All poets here. Ten percent.
Make Bad Haiku Great Again
Haiku # 61420, December 27, 2018 7:43 pm ET
by Extra Syllables of Illegal Hat Kiosk and Toadstool Penis Novelties
Blasphemous "poet"
When you grip your butt quill pen
Do you feel quivers?
Haiku # 61419, December 27, 2018 7:39 pm ET
by Poet of Poetryville
God your haiku sucks.
Over and over same thing.
You must be a bot.
Haiku # 61418, December 27, 2018 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knit one, purl two,
babe
Cupping your big balls of yarn
Watching ewe fuck sheep
Haiku # 61417, December 27, 2018 7:27 am ET
by Wooly Bully of Ramalamadingdong
Rum ball algebra
Extracurricular bop
Perfect attendance
Haiku # 61416, December 27, 2018 7:20 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Awards Ceremony
2 plus 2 is four
And a fart is a fraction
You do the math, hon
Haiku # 61415, December 27, 2018 7:17 am ET
by Schoolmarm (Juicy) of Cafeteria
Hella Big 10 Inch
Sixty Nine is mighty fine
Crunching the numbers
Haiku # 61414, December 27, 2018 7:13 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Motel 6
Numbers are numbing.
Cheap, effective heroin.
Can we share needles?
Haiku # 61413, December 27, 2018 4:02 am ET
by df
Now I am worried.
Jaba The Hutt is watching.
But I've dumped no spice.

Oh, that's his sister.
Now I am really worried.
Metal bikini?
Haiku # 61412, December 27, 2018 3:59 am ET
by df
Wizened whore vacay
Whoring around Australia
With her whore daughter
Haiku # 61411, December 27, 2018 2:39 am ET
by Hmmm
Lizards get busy
Humping in the noon day sun
Wet stain left on rock
Haiku # 61410, December 27, 2018 2:37 am ET
by Nature boy of Pond
Cockburpcock o'clock
Cock of the walk. Long beanstalk.
And hard as a rock
Haiku # 61408, December 26, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by Dreaming
The Romans declined
but it was very gradual.
They did not know it.
Haiku # 61407, December 26, 2018 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have become a
transnecropedozoophile.
You figure it out.

Okay, I'll tell you.
fucks dead baby animals
dressed like a woman.
Haiku # 61406, December 26, 2018 6:45 pm ET
by Cockburp Cock
Sexuality,
Identity Politics . . .
it becomes so dull.
Haiku # 61403, December 26, 2018 8:41 am ET
by Predictable boring perspectives of the Left
Behemoth Cuntfarts
Filling this space while you
Haiku # 61402, December 26, 2018 12:02 am ET
by Dark Porkdiddler
Grinch farts are bright green
Grinch farts smell like rotten eggs
Grinch feces is green
Haiku # 61401, December 25, 2018 6:26 pm ET
by Grinch of Grinch Rest Room
He
Haiku # 61400, December 25, 2018 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yule Log Video
Donald Trump nude by the fire
Inch long mushroom cap
Haiku # 61399, December 25, 2018 3:09 pm ET
by He of He
Haiku # 61398, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ain
Haiku # 61397, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ain
Haiku # 61396, December 24, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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