Oh bright liquid fire
Temple elixir of bliss . . .
what was I saying ?
by Loku Wi-Fi of Pseudo-oriental Splendors
Oh haiku maidens
Oh ye nine mini-muses
Draw near and inspire
by Asahi EXTRA-DRY of Sapporo 生 発泡酒 More Please
Hey all you damn kids
Get the hell out of my yard.
This is MY haiku
by Foul-tempered old coot shuffling around his filthy kitchen trying to find his hearing aid
Word in Name concealed.
Let her slip or got her peeled:
Hannah Banana !
by El Platano of Guineo Tropical
Poetry Robot
Annual lubrication
Non-friction section
by Poetry Robot of Ork
Been laid up with piles
Couldn
by Mack of Rig
Name in word revealed
Reeled in an eel. Electric.
Oh that was so real
by Bicycle Thieves of Outside restaurant
Name in word revealed:
re-revealed in veal cutlet
vegan veggie veal
by Milk-Fed Vegetables of Lyrical Transcendence
Too late just caint stop
haiku-itis got my soul
OH LORDY! Help me
by Mammy Haiku of Chitlin Circuit with a cloth on her head
Asinine Donkey !
Lick my assurance of fame.
Bear my burden, beast.
by Braying Quadruped of Who You Are
Ma haiku homies
I'm a send them roun u place
bust u fukin haid
by Thaddeus Snodgrass of a Golden Cup of Claret and Thou
just type and type and
type and type and type and type,
then count syllables
by Polysyllabic Quintessentiality of the Pseudo-epigraphically Explicit
The new year arrives
filled with harmonious joy:
Thunderous dark fart
by Name: of Location: Preview
Orifice of doom
Filthy oracular hole:
your poetic mouth
by Name of Location
Oh poets! New wine
New snowstorms of crystal verse . . .
New disposable
by Please consider purchase of Fuxiang gentlemens wristwatch factory
Gary Busey fart
It's been known to clear a room
Guacamole Time
by Jennifer Garner of Hollywood, CA
Stay Tuned. coming Soon.
Chinese year of the long pig
Might as well bend over
by Nostradongus of Predictable location
Hail twenty-nineteen;
a new year to get buried
in Figpucker's waste.
by Anonymous Poet
Go ahead, do it
Reach way down in my pocket
Misshapen Werthers
by Sucker of Grandpa
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Cuntfart of Cunt
Dick Clark back to work!
Ghoul Balls filled with Lust
Midnight Comes Ghoul Dust
by Run for your lives of NYC
Customer Service
I
by Real Poet of Head in Clouds ( and oven)
Dick Clark awakens
Shake off the dusty dirt nap
Like, Rut-Ro SCOOBY!
by K. Kasem
Haiku will save us.
Haiku is the last frontier.
Haiku for freedom.
by Haiku criminalized by overlords of Globalist Technocracy
That old New York Times
crumpled up into a ball:
Great firestarter
by Alterna-rag of Metro-Hype
end of this stale year
start of yet another one
whoop de fucking do
by ash
He's such a foul mess
Genesis: Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
by Neil Megson of Throbbing Psychic TV Gristle
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch boo Hoo
The best bone spurs (whine)
by Anonymous Poet
Injured on the job?
Writer's cramp from Bad Haiku?
Call our Hotline NOW!
by Law offices of Cuntfart Cuntfart & Cunt of Roast Beef Boulevard
Y'all are crazy here
I write poems that make sense
Is this real haiku?
by Inez
Pronounced erection
Possible priapism
Willing, Wet walrus
by Whoa
Go ahead. Do it.
YOLO. Jump in and do it.
Fuck the gorilla
by Unusual Zookeeper of Zoo
Honk if you love words
Honk if you love syllables
Honk if you
by Goose of V formation
Watson? Is that you
by No Shit Sherlock
Censorship of verse
It
by Maniacal Laugher of Laughing at you
Hi Becky, How
by Not the Baby Daddy of Barstool
Got it going on
Haiku flow never gon slow
Jealous? Yeah, I know
by Boastful Eggplant of Patch
The Doctor is in.
Quite simply. Constipated.
Plugged up with haiku
by Doc Prism in the jizzum of Spasm in your chasm
they last for seconds:
convulsive flesh contractions,
glandular spasms
by Anonymous Poet
Spoiler alert here
God's plan: Make life miserable
So far it's working
by Smote Avoider of Non Smoting Section
Be all you can be
A mediocre poet
God has a plan, dude
by Advisor
A matter of fact
A fecal matter of fact
When shit hits the fan
by Keen Observer of Keene, NH
They're out to get you
Poets and their syllables
Lock 'em all up NOW
by Poem shredder of Shredder
Witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witch
by Witch of Witch
I'm on your loop, man
Transmission readjusted
The view is remote
by Borscht of Beetsville
There's a nude selfie
Something about a mushroom
Incriminiating
by Fun guy of Maniacal Canned Laughter
IBM's Watson
has been posting haiku here
under Cuntfart Cunt.
by Anonymous Poet
