BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
337 Days
and
66190 Haikus
later...
Yo it aint like dat . . .
aint like dat at ALL, gnome sain?
People be like: damn.
Haiku #61476, by Guy about to shoot you because you got the WalMart parking space and he kind of violent
January 3, 2019 3:27 pm ET

Oh bright liquid fire
Temple elixir of bliss . . .
what was I saying ?
Haiku #61475, by Loku Wi-Fi of Pseudo-oriental Splendors
January 3, 2019 3:23 pm ET

Oh haiku maidens
Oh ye nine mini-muses
Draw near and inspire
Haiku #61474, by Asahi EXTRA-DRY of Sapporo 生 発泡酒 More Please
January 3, 2019 3:20 pm ET

Hey all you damn kids
Get the hell out of my yard.
This is MY haiku
Haiku #61473, by Foul-tempered old coot shuffling around his filthy kitchen trying to find his hearing aid
January 3, 2019 3:14 pm ET


Word in Name concealed.
Let her slip or got her peeled:
Hannah Banana !
Haiku #61472, by El Platano of Guineo Tropical
January 3, 2019 3:10 pm ET

Poetry Robot
Annual lubrication
Non-friction section
Haiku #61471, by Poetry Robot of Ork
January 3, 2019 3:56 am ET

Been laid up with piles
Couldn
Haiku #61470, by Mack of Rig
January 3, 2019 2:09 am ET

Name in word revealed
Reeled in an eel. Electric.
Oh that was so real
Haiku #61469, by Bicycle Thieves of Outside restaurant
January 2, 2019 8:57 pm ET

Name in word revealed:
re-revealed in veal cutlet
vegan veggie veal
Haiku #61468, by Milk-Fed Vegetables of Lyrical Transcendence
January 2, 2019 7:38 pm ET

Too late just caint stop
haiku-itis got my soul
OH LORDY! Help me
Haiku #61467, by Mammy Haiku of Chitlin Circuit with a cloth on her head
January 2, 2019 7:36 pm ET

Asinine Donkey !
Lick my assurance of fame.
Bear my burden, beast.
Haiku #61466, by Braying Quadruped of Who You Are
January 2, 2019 7:32 pm ET

Ma haiku homies
I'm a send them roun u place
bust u fukin haid
Haiku #61465, by Thaddeus Snodgrass of a Golden Cup of Claret and Thou
January 2, 2019 7:27 pm ET

just type and type and
type and type and type and type,
then count syllables
Haiku #61464, by Polysyllabic Quintessentiality of the Pseudo-epigraphically Explicit
January 2, 2019 7:24 pm ET

The new year arrives
filled with harmonious joy:
Thunderous dark fart
Haiku #61463, by Name: of Location: Preview
January 2, 2019 7:20 pm ET

Orifice of doom
Filthy oracular hole:
your poetic mouth
Haiku #61462, by Name of Location
January 2, 2019 7:16 pm ET

Oh poets! New wine
New snowstorms of crystal verse . . .
New disposable
Haiku #61461, by Please consider purchase of Fuxiang gentlemens wristwatch factory
January 2, 2019 7:15 pm ET

Gary Busey fart
It's been known to clear a room
Guacamole Time
Haiku #61460, by Jennifer Garner of Hollywood, CA
January 2, 2019 6:48 pm ET

Stay Tuned. coming Soon.
Chinese year of the long pig
Might as well bend over
Haiku #61459, by Nostradongus of Predictable location
January 2, 2019 3:51 pm ET

Hail twenty-nineteen;
a new year to get buried
in Figpucker's waste.
Haiku #61458, by Anonymous Poet
January 2, 2019 12:40 pm ET

Go ahead, do it
Reach way down in my pocket
Misshapen Werthers
Haiku #61457, by Sucker of Grandpa
January 2, 2019 3:06 am ET

Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Haiku #61456, by Cuntfart of Cunt
January 1, 2019 12:01 am ET

Dick Clark back to work!
Ghoul Balls filled with Lust
Midnight Comes Ghoul Dust
Haiku #61455, by Run for your lives of NYC
December 31, 2018 11:35 pm ET

Customer Service
I
Haiku #61454, by Real Poet of Head in Clouds ( and oven)
December 31, 2018 10:19 pm ET

Dick Clark awakens
Shake off the dusty dirt nap
Like, Rut-Ro SCOOBY!
Haiku #61453, by K. Kasem
December 31, 2018 12:31 pm ET

Haiku will save us.
Haiku is the last frontier.
Haiku for freedom.
Haiku #61452, by Haiku criminalized by overlords of Globalist Technocracy
December 31, 2018 8:11 am ET

That old New York Times
crumpled up into a ball:
Great firestarter
Haiku #61451, by Alterna-rag of Metro-Hype
December 31, 2018 8:06 am ET

end of this stale year
start of yet another one
whoop de fucking do
Haiku #61450, by ash
December 31, 2018 7:48 am ET

He's such a foul mess
Genesis: Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Haiku #61449, by Neil Megson of Throbbing Psychic TV Gristle
December 31, 2018 7:39 am ET

Bone spurs bone spurs ouch
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch boo Hoo
The best bone spurs (whine)
Haiku #61448, by Anonymous Poet
December 30, 2018 10:39 pm ET

Injured on the job?
Writer's cramp from Bad Haiku?
Call our Hotline NOW!
Haiku #61447, by Law offices of Cuntfart Cuntfart & Cunt of Roast Beef Boulevard
December 30, 2018 4:00 am ET

Y'all are crazy here
I write poems that make sense
Is this real haiku?
Haiku #61446, by Inez
December 30, 2018 3:52 am ET

I
Haiku #61445, by Norma L.
December 29, 2018 11:38 pm ET

Pronounced erection
Possible priapism
Willing, Wet walrus
Haiku #61444, by Whoa
December 29, 2018 11:32 pm ET

Go ahead. Do it.
YOLO. Jump in and do it.
Fuck the gorilla
Haiku #61443, by Unusual Zookeeper of Zoo
December 29, 2018 11:29 pm ET

Honk if you love words
Honk if you love syllables
Honk if you
Haiku #61442, by Goose of V formation
December 29, 2018 10:58 pm ET

Watson? Is that you
Haiku #61441, by No Shit Sherlock
December 29, 2018 7:14 pm ET

Censorship of verse
It
Haiku #61440, by Maniacal Laugher of Laughing at you
December 29, 2018 7:12 pm ET

We don
Haiku #61439, by Party Pooper
December 29, 2018 7:10 pm ET

Hi Becky, How
Haiku #61438, by Not the Baby Daddy of Barstool
December 29, 2018 6:52 pm ET

Got it going on
Haiku flow never gon slow
Jealous? Yeah, I know
Haiku #61437, by Boastful Eggplant of Patch
December 29, 2018 6:49 pm ET

The Doctor is in.
Quite simply. Constipated.
Plugged up with haiku
Haiku #61436, by Doc Prism in the jizzum of Spasm in your chasm
December 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET

they last for seconds:
convulsive flesh contractions,
glandular spasms
Haiku #61435, by Anonymous Poet
December 29, 2018 8:58 am ET

Spoiler alert here
God's plan: Make life miserable
So far it's working
Haiku #61434, by Smote Avoider of Non Smoting Section
December 29, 2018 7:52 am ET

Be all you can be
A mediocre poet
God has a plan, dude
Haiku #61433, by Advisor
December 29, 2018 7:50 am ET

A matter of fact
A fecal matter of fact
When shit hits the fan
Haiku #61432, by Keen Observer of Keene, NH
December 29, 2018 7:46 am ET

They're out to get you
Poets and their syllables
Lock 'em all up NOW
Haiku #61431, by Poem shredder of Shredder
December 29, 2018 6:04 am ET

Witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witch
Haiku #61430, by Witch of Witch
December 29, 2018 2:11 am ET

I'm on your loop, man
Transmission readjusted
The view is remote
Haiku #61429, by Borscht of Beetsville
December 29, 2018 2:08 am ET

There's a nude selfie
Something about a mushroom
Incriminiating
Haiku #61428, by Fun guy of Maniacal Canned Laughter
December 29, 2018 2:07 am ET

IBM's Watson
has been posting haiku here
under Cuntfart Cunt.
Haiku #61427, by Anonymous Poet
December 29, 2018 2:04 am ET