What not to wear, dude
Loose wrinkled beige kimono
Kimono? I'm nude!
by Laughs are Free
Kangaroo dung pile
Oddly enough, dung has pouch
Containing more dung
by God is Awesome
Frozen beard bristles
Oceanic Explosion
Arctic Iceberg Wank
by Chewbacca of Greasy
Smelly deep knee bends
Consult your physician first
Low tide aerobics
by Doc of the Bay of Wasting time
The old lady smell
Just like a slap in the face
At the fish market
by Fishmonger of Trouser Trout
Washcloth on a stick
Reach around to scour my ass
My thoughts turn to you
by Picture That
Salty human flesh
Stringy and mostly tasteless
Roll you in Panko
Look for the wet spot
But it
by Foodie
Food was delivered
Foot Longpig Sandwiches
Ate UberEats guy
by Crunchy penis
What if I told you
The secret to poetry
Lies in your own farts
by Poet of Head in (fart) clouds
So your dick
by Anonymous Poet
They
by Poopstain of On the run(s)
When the cops show up
Let out a big fart and run
Leave them in your dust
by Poopstain Bolt of On the run(s)
You just missed it, bud
Rank post holidays fart fest
A nose full of news
by Ima Fullogas of Creaky Porch
Yeah, we
by Entrepreneur Furrburger Queef of Business Luncheon
Starting a business
Similar to Amazon
But only sell farts
by Butt of Smelly Fartville
Temporarily
So don
by Jerk
I didn
by Let the poets speak
Farts for currency
Who wants to be millionaires?
I didn
by Poopstain of In your pants
Bankers will get theirs
when Lucifer gets his ass
handed to him (Hell).
by Prince Alexandre Louis Philippe Marie Berthier of the House of Rothschild
He's the town pervert
But they pronounce it Pre Vert
I just call him Dad
by Mr. Fritzl's daughter of Not in basement
Poconos Humpfest
Beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge
Mount a lot of things
by Jingle singer of Heart shaped Bathtub
Barstool of New Year
Occupation: Town Drunkard
Seeing double now
by Town Drunkard of Barstool
Cigarette Machine
Cough up the booty, robot!
Way back in the day
by Automated of Machine
Wonka wonka woo
Now thrusting dance on table
Crashing to the floor
by Eddie's mom of Dive Bar
Relax. Visualize.
Captain and Tenille screwing
Muskrat in rear end
by Guided Relaxation of Floor
Cancan dancers kick
Who opened the tuna fish?
From row seats fishy
by Audience of Front Row
Gates of Good Fortune
Wide open like your sister
Without the fish smell
by Tally Whacker of Corner of Cockles and Mussels
Camel had a toe
Hot sand. Million miles to go
Dry hump Dry hump hump
by Dry Hump of Hump
Word in name congealed
Left a bad taste in your mouth
Find nearest spittoon
by Sal Iva
Dickens cider
by Anonymous Poet
Trying to get some
Dickens
by Surf, Turf, and Afterbirth of Produce
Great Expectations
Dissolved by reality
VeneREAL LIFE
by Pip trying to get Dickens of Some dusty pub
Dickensian twins . . .
their names: Ignorance and Want.
Did you mean those two?
by Sale of Two Titties
Abuse and Neglect
Expecting twins? Perfect names.
Congratulations!
by Living Abortion
Come see my belle chose
Give the lotion. Give the hose.
C'est la vie en rose
by Frenchy of Oooooo la la
A fragrant French whore
beckons me to approach
and empty my balls
by Packing Master of NYC
I ain't no sex doll
I'm the Michelin Tire Man
Got rubbers covered
by Complimentary Lube of Busy Corner
That sex-joke punchline:
Those two inflatable dolls
Wait. Let me think first
by Her breath inside of me
It's necessary.
Submit to my bad haiku.
Submit to Islam.
by Taqiyya of Submission
Yo it aint like dat . . .
aint like dat at ALL, gnome sain?
People be like: damn.
by Guy about to shoot you because you got the WalMart parking space and he kind of violent
Oh bright liquid fire
Temple elixir of bliss . . .
what was I saying ?
by Loku Wi-Fi of Pseudo-oriental Splendors
Oh haiku maidens
Oh ye nine mini-muses
Draw near and inspire
by Asahi EXTRA-DRY of Sapporo 生 発泡酒 More Please
Hey all you damn kids
Get the hell out of my yard.
This is MY haiku
by Foul-tempered old coot shuffling around his filthy kitchen trying to find his hearing aid
Word in Name concealed.
Let her slip or got her peeled:
Hannah Banana !
by El Platano of Guineo Tropical
Poetry Robot
Annual lubrication
Non-friction section
by Poetry Robot of Ork
Been laid up with piles
Couldn
by Mack of Rig
Name in word revealed
Reeled in an eel. Electric.
Oh that was so real
by Bicycle Thieves of Outside restaurant
Name in word revealed:
re-revealed in veal cutlet
vegan veggie veal
by Milk-Fed Vegetables of Lyrical Transcendence
Too late just caint stop
haiku-itis got my soul
OH LORDY! Help me
by Mammy Haiku of Chitlin Circuit with a cloth on her head
Asinine Donkey !
Lick my assurance of fame.
Bear my burden, beast.
by Braying Quadruped of Who You Are
