Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 253 Days and 71025 Haikus later...

Larry Moe Curly
They had sizeable ding dongs
Shemp blew huge spooge
Haiku # 61691, January 17, 2019 1:43 am ET
by Stoonad
Mao was a poet
And a murdering sumvitch
Burned the ancient books

Now he smokes in hell
with Lenin and old Stalin
and dead Commie Che

All of them killers
Worshiped by brain dead leftists
Who don't have a clue
Haiku # 61690, January 17, 2019 12:00 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Wong, haiku brother:
Let us quell the rising tide
With five-seven-five
Haiku # 61689, January 16, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Vladimir Illyich Haiku
Off to get coffee
Hot as hell and black as sin!
Girl-bring it to me!
Haiku # 61688, January 16, 2019 6:29 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Don't go Bolshevik!
Or useless new Democrat-
Communist bastards!
Haiku # 61687, January 16, 2019 6:27 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Don't go Bolshevik
Or new Democrat
Communist bastards..
Haiku # 61686, January 16, 2019 6:23 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Crystal coffee girl
Has a magnificent rear
Sad.. so far from here.
Haiku # 61685, January 16, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Need
Haiku # 61684, January 16, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Many many fries
All our favorite foods are here
Come on, admit it
Haiku # 61683, January 16, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by If you voted for that of You heed help
Clueless leftist youth
trade their birthright for pottage smoking Marxist pot
Haiku # 61682, January 16, 2019 4:34 pm ET
by Dumbed-Down Remnants of U.S. Society
Lo-fi wi-fi ku
Hit the road take a hike ku
Left-wing right-wing ku
Haiku # 61681, January 16, 2019 2:29 pm ET
by Ku ku for Haiku
Bureaucratic bloat
Calls for drastic dieting;
Extend the shutdown!
Haiku # 61680, January 16, 2019 11:44 am ET
by Crushin' the Illusion of Russian Collusion
Poem residue
The clue led to your arrest
Bad Haiku Killer
Haiku # 61679, January 16, 2019 3:47 am ET
by Matlock of Golden Girlz orgy
I so love my ku
be it hi or goodbye ku
Go on and try ku
Haiku # 61678, January 15, 2019 10:55 pm ET
by Put it in neutral
Just got pulled over
There goes my Ubereats pay
Many, many cold fries
Haiku # 61677, January 15, 2019 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stop fighting about G O D
That dude hates all of us
No argument there
Haiku # 61676, January 15, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Smote Avoider of Running the other direction
Wedding day blues
Walking down the aisle, farting
Till death, you'll share farts
Haiku # 61675, January 15, 2019 8:29 pm ET
by Single of Not Looking
Cafeteria
This time drink milk up your nose
You crave attention
Haiku # 61674, January 15, 2019 8:25 pm ET
by Pop your lunchbag
Fetal alcohol
Feral children of two drunks
They all had pin heads
Haiku # 61673, January 15, 2019 8:23 pm ET
by Neighbour of Hood
Lofan, nude, at door
Bearing coffee and doughnuts
Phallus of Ring Toss
Haiku # 61671, January 15, 2019 3:19 am ET
by Busty Barb
Barnyard behemoth
Birdbrain challenge to screw it
Snorting, Raging Bull
Haiku # 61670, January 15, 2019 1:04 am ET
by Aging Bull Robbed of my dinero of TriBeCa
By day I hoist hay
Finger fuck farmer's daughter
Until the cock's crow
Haiku # 61669, January 15, 2019 12:57 am ET
by Hired hand
Stopped for sustenance
Rotten crane eggs guzzled raw
Flexing my muscle
Haiku # 61668, January 15, 2019 12:55 am ET
by Hired hand
I alone, a god
raise high the bleeding trophy:
Haiku's severed head.
Haiku # 61667, January 14, 2019 7:13 pm ET
by Where did y'all go?
If could crank out
Six bad haikus per second
I sure would do it.
Haiku # 61666, January 14, 2019 7:08 pm ET
by Belt-Fed Automatic Onslaught of Military-Grade Haiku
If Lofan turns out
to be Figpucker again
I will have a cow
Haiku # 61665, January 14, 2019 7:01 pm ET
by Darth F of the Lyrical Water Closet
Can't stop just can't stop
I need more and more RIGHT NOW
Oh God, bring it on
Haiku # 61664, January 14, 2019 6:58 pm ET
by Having Haiku Relapse of Please Call Poetic Intervention 4 Me
Busty Bus, ye are
nuthin' more than a HARLOT,
you foul Jezebel
Haiku # 61663, January 14, 2019 6:55 pm ET
by Tempt not the Master of Haiku
Now PREACH IT, sister.
Haiku goin' to bring them down
to the pit of HAIL !
Haiku # 61662, January 14, 2019 6:53 pm ET
by Snake-handlin' Church of Haiku
Haiku done bit me!
Oh Lordy I jess caint stop.
Clem, pass that bottle . . .
Haiku # 61661, January 14, 2019 6:48 pm ET
by Old-timer hidin' frum the Haiku fedral agints of Appalachian Moonshine
I remember you
I was hoping you
Haiku # 61660, January 14, 2019 6:46 pm ET
by Busty Bus Passenger
It was proof of God.
(Just like that Norwegian girl
With the grape lip-gloss)
Haiku # 61659, January 14, 2019 6:42 pm ET
by Nostalgia of Melancholic Memory of of Distant Past is Better
On that bus to AZ:
Guadalupe Huerta was her name
She sat next to me...
Haiku # 61658, January 14, 2019 6:38 pm ET
by And I almost lost it she was so gorgeous
Old Lofan . . . alone.
Contemplating Aztec boobs
from wise mountain-view.
Haiku # 61657, January 14, 2019 6:36 pm ET
by Imaginary Painting of Han Dynasty with Enchiladas
French fried monkey meat
Compliments of the house, sir
World's Oldest Virgin
Haiku # 61656, January 14, 2019 5:34 pm ET
by Honored guest at funny table of Under table shaking hands with your member
Lofan tell tall tales
Penis never been unwrapped
Now past Best Buy Date
Haiku # 61655, January 14, 2019 5:32 pm ET
by U know who of Peeking
Young Lofan- happy!
Many fine Chicas like Wong!
to bad Lofan- old...

In past days of yore
Lofan roamed the whole wide world
Chase girls and drink beer!

Now those days are gone
Wong Lofan sad oldster
Living in a hut.
Haiku # 61654, January 14, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Poet got horny
That's not tits. Those are his balls
You need an eye test

Understandable
Lay off the masturbation
You're losing your sight
Haiku # 61653, January 14, 2019 5:24 pm ET
by Huge right hand of Why?
That Mexican girl
is MY angel and goddess.
Smile now, cry later...
Haiku # 61652, January 14, 2019 5:05 pm ET
by Virgin of Guadalupe's Hot Cousin
Haiku dissipates
the one thousand things of beer.
Until they return.
Haiku # 61651, January 14, 2019 5:03 pm ET
by Fong Lowan of Tsing Tao
Boob-gazing Lofan:
You have evoked the wrath of
Chalchiuhtlicue
Haiku # 61650, January 14, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by Coffee-tits of Azteca Abundance
Mictēcacihuātl
Haiku # 61649, January 14, 2019 4:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
She served me coffee
And leaned down low on the bar
Her boobs! Outstanding!
Haiku # 61648, January 14, 2019 4:28 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That Mexican girl
Has the Azz of a Goddess
And the soul of a Angel
Haiku # 61647, January 14, 2019 4:04 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Curtain of thick fog
Won't be caught wanking today
Blow jizz all over
Haiku # 61646, January 14, 2019 3:58 pm ET
by Mayor Mcjizz
Cool beans amazeballs
Gwynneth Paltrow's steamed scrod cunt
Indescribable
Haiku # 61645, January 14, 2019 3:54 pm ET
by Bro
So lovely her face
Just one look can break your heart
Do not lose your mind.
Haiku # 61644, January 14, 2019 3:54 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Drank all of the beer
In Japan and Korea
Now its black coffee
Haiku # 61643, January 14, 2019 3:45 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Used to roam the world
Now a beat up old bastard
Never leave the yard
Haiku # 61642, January 14, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Used to roam the world
Now a best up old bastard
Never leave the yard
Haiku # 61641, January 14, 2019 3:22 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
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