Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 211 Days and 70742 Haikus later...

Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Haiku # 61741, January 18, 2019 10:53 pm ET
by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Haiku # 61740, January 18, 2019 10:51 pm ET
by Busty Belinda of Bakery
You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku # 61739, January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET
by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku # 61738, January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET
by Smiley
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku # 61737, January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by Person not answering door of Other side of door
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku # 61736, January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET
by Grossed Out of Far Out
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku # 61735, January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Running out
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku # 61734, January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
by Breezy of Chair
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku # 61733, January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET
by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku # 61732, January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET
by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku # 61731, January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET
by National Poopyographic
Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Haiku # 61730, January 18, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Freudian Regressions of Darth
Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...

https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
Haiku # 61729, January 18, 2019 7:50 am ET
by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Haiku # 61728, January 18, 2019 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet

Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
Haiku # 61727, January 18, 2019 2:18 am ET
by Bucket washer
Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Haiku # 61726, January 18, 2019 1:34 am ET
by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
Haiku # 61725, January 18, 2019 12:28 am ET
by Oneeye
Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Haiku # 61724, January 18, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Meatbeaterologist of Live
Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Haiku # 61723, January 18, 2019 12:23 am ET
by Leila of Beach
Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
Haiku # 61722, January 18, 2019 12:21 am ET
by Poopy
Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
Haiku # 61721, January 18, 2019 12:19 am ET
by Made u look
Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
Haiku # 61720, January 18, 2019 12:16 am ET
by Sore Loser
Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
Haiku # 61719, January 17, 2019 8:50 pm ET
by Avoidance of Empty Space
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Haiku # 61701, January 17, 2019 8:14 pm ET
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I am VHS
You also are VHS
We are VHS!
Haiku # 61700, January 17, 2019 4:06 pm ET
by Vertical Helical Scan of Video Home System
I foretell future !
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .
Haiku # 61699, January 17, 2019 4:01 pm ET
by Steaming mound of Darth's haiku
Gillette self-destruct:
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.
Haiku # 61698, January 17, 2019 3:58 pm ET
by Good luck selling it to anyone but dumb Amerikrats
Toxic masculine!
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.
Haiku # 61697, January 17, 2019 3:05 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Burning Tiger Hao!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.

Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!
Haiku # 61696, January 17, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Democrat commies
Useless idiots and tools
Destroy our country

Like in Caracas.
In Cuba- Cambodia
You work to destroy

Then you live in it
Eat your pets, zoo animals
How you like Mao now?
Haiku # 61695, January 17, 2019 2:43 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Wong, you might like this...
It's something I wrote myself
Concerning Commies:

https://tinyurl.com/y9pzvobb
Haiku # 61694, January 17, 2019 2:18 pm ET
by Chairman Orange of Orange Carrot
Wong is so stupid
Thinks all dems are communists
Really vhs?
Haiku # 61693, January 17, 2019 1:49 pm ET
by Still at it dumb ass?
Che wuz awesome, man...
He played the drums, didn't he?
No, wait -- he played bass.

Fidel: architect
of true island liberty;
Cuban paradise

Lenin. Great singer.
Wrote most of the Beatle's songs.
Pop revolution.

Pol Pot? Not too sure.
If it's pot . . . u can smoke it.
Cambodian herb !
Haiku # 61692, January 17, 2019 8:52 am ET
by Maduro Frito of Caracas
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