Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

She served me coffee
And leaned down low on the bar
Her boobs! Outstanding!
Haiku # 61648, January 14, 2019 4:28 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That Mexican girl
Has the Azz of a Goddess
And the soul of a Angel
Haiku # 61647, January 14, 2019 4:04 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Curtain of thick fog
Won't be caught wanking today
Blow jizz all over
Haiku # 61646, January 14, 2019 3:58 pm ET
by Mayor Mcjizz
Cool beans amazeballs
Gwynneth Paltrow's steamed scrod cunt
Haiku # 61645, January 14, 2019 3:54 pm ET
by Bro
So lovely her face
Just one look can break your heart
Do not lose your mind.
Haiku # 61644, January 14, 2019 3:54 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Drank all of the beer
In Japan and Korea
Now its black coffee
Haiku # 61643, January 14, 2019 3:45 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Used to roam the world
Now a beat up old bastard
Never leave the yard
Haiku # 61642, January 14, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Used to roam the world
Now a best up old bastard
Never leave the yard
Haiku # 61641, January 14, 2019 3:22 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Haunted damn condo
Every thing broken
Every fooking day
Haiku # 61640, January 14, 2019 3:17 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I hear it a lot
but what does it really mean:
Weaponized Autism?
Haiku # 61639, January 14, 2019 11:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The same old same old...
Same farts in elevators.
Dude--get over it.
Haiku # 61638, January 14, 2019 8:45 am ET
by Your Eminence of Flatulence
I can see it now
Dinosaurs of the old world
Having relations
Haiku # 61637, January 14, 2019 7:54 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northmoist
Woot woot!
Haiku # 61636, January 14, 2019 5:24 am ET
by Admin
As rare as hens' teeth
Good old fashioned poetry
Every poet stinks
Haiku # 61635, January 14, 2019 3:20 am ET
by Grandma Poet of Dildo Aisle
Who runs this web site
Probably old Juggaloes
Ringing Sevice Bell
Haiku # 61634, January 14, 2019 1:00 am ET
by Customer of Customer service
I'm so excited
I won first place this weekend
Smelly Ass Award
Haiku # 61633, January 14, 2019 12:57 am ET
by Win Win Situation of Elevator
Packed in like sardines
Stench in the elevator
I farted HA HA!
Haiku # 61632, January 13, 2019 11:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yanking it so hard
Haiku # 61631, January 13, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by Chin hair puller
Hansel and Gretel
Left a Diarrhea Trail
Wiped their bums with bread
Haiku # 61630, January 13, 2019 9:37 pm ET
by Story time of Library
Follow the doot trail
Stinky long and winding road
Leads me to your door
Haiku # 61629, January 13, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by Walker of Trail Head
Your mind. Only that
would I consider as a
primitive toilet.
Haiku # 61628, January 13, 2019 1:44 pm ET
by Excretory Satori of Midori
Primitive toilet
Trusty, well-used guff bucket
My prized possession
Haiku # 61627, January 13, 2019 1:07 pm ET
by Guff bucket owner of Antiques Roadshow
Took a flying fuck
There goes that rolling doughnut
You missed it again
Haiku # 61626, January 13, 2019 7:41 am ET
by Observer of Hill
My Calvin Klein jeans
How many doughnuts ago?
Think I'll have one more
Haiku # 61625, January 13, 2019 7:39 am ET
by Nom Nom of Nom
Hegelian lies:
Education will save us.
We are all born good.
Haiku # 61624, January 13, 2019 6:04 am ET
by Inherent Truths of Calvinism
The street was closed off
Running off the Syllables
Like they do in Spain
Haiku # 61623, January 12, 2019 11:33 pm ET
by Tori A. Dorr
What's that they all say
Catching more flies with honey?
How 'bout close your legs
Haiku # 61622, January 12, 2019 11:29 pm ET
by Fly B'Gone of Pop Fly
Haiku-less weekend?
Get your poetry ON, people.
Verse won't wait for you.
Haiku # 61621, January 12, 2019 12:42 pm ET
by Dumbass drinking ale and staring into the fire
That Rita Hayworth . . .
I am watching her right now:
nineteen forty-six.
Haiku # 61620, January 11, 2019 9:35 pm ET
by Lover of 1940's femininity
The sunlight beam shone.
Window panes allowed it in.
Only dust mites ride.
Haiku # 61619, January 11, 2019 8:55 pm ET
by Jim again
She swatted the flies,
smashing them between her palms,
admiring death.
Haiku # 61618, January 11, 2019 8:49 pm ET
by Jim Kerns
Whatever you do
Don't share your big problem here.
We'll just make it verse.
Haiku # 61617, January 11, 2019 3:04 pm ET
by Seek the Lord while He may be found
Got a bad problem
Googled it. Nothing came up.
That's how fucked it is
Haiku # 61616, January 11, 2019 7:37 am ET
by Person who has a huge problem
O Lucky Man. If
you've never seen it, find it
on YouTube. Great film.
Haiku # 61615, January 10, 2019 9:04 pm ET
by Alan Price of The Animals did the soundtrack
Crocodile dung
Substitute for Nutella
Haiku # 61614, January 10, 2019 8:13 pm ET
by Lady with the Alligator purse
Shut down the toilets
Find the most foul chunk of poo
Make it President
Haiku # 61613, January 10, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Stillwood B. of An improvement
Your unique grimace
What life has turned you into
A friendly monster
Haiku # 61612, January 10, 2019 4:33 pm ET
by For Cripes sake of Don't look
Tom Selleck's bathtub
The pubic hair collection
For your perusal
Haiku # 61611, January 10, 2019 3:29 pm ET
by Or arousal
Never had a clog
Looks like it's never been used
The Grimace, Explained.
Haiku # 61610, January 10, 2019 3:24 pm ET
by Bruce Springsteen's plumber of Tales of Constipation
Organic Pleasure
New! Banana Peel Condom!
Slippery when wet
Haiku # 61609, January 10, 2019 3:21 pm ET
by Mother Nature
The shitter is full
Whining and gnashing of teeth
A yunky surprise
Haiku # 61608, January 10, 2019 3:17 pm ET
by Grimace of New Paltz
toyota honda
mitsubishi yamaha
subaru sushi
Haiku # 61607, January 10, 2019 2:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have an idea:
ask our president for a
Government shut-down!
Haiku # 61606, January 10, 2019 1:53 pm ET
by Admit it, he is the greatest statesman and philosopher since Jefferson, Lincoln and JFK
The one with nice tits?
I remember that lab well.
She liked me better.
Haiku # 61605, January 10, 2019 1:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember my lab partner
A nice set of tits
Haiku # 61604, January 10, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by Alumnus
Sanitized haiku
But you left out the best part
Crocodile Dong
Haiku # 61603, January 10, 2019 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fetch my walking stick
The ornately carved handle
Haiku # 61602, January 10, 2019 1:29 pm ET
by Crikey of Down Under
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,
a Haiku in the style of DF:

five syllables shit
seven syllables more shit
and finally, the stench...
Haiku # 61601, January 10, 2019 9:23 am ET
by Faithful follower of Farth Digpucker
Oh fervent poets!
Oh Haiku visionaries!
Don't you just LOVE Trump?
Haiku # 61600, January 10, 2019 8:28 am ET
by Reactions of Reactionaries
Keep slapping that ham,
oh grand Sensei of Haiku.
May it help your verse.
Haiku # 61599, January 10, 2019 8:25 am ET
by Syllababically Challenged of Sillabobbles
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