BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
63 Days
and
69621 Haikus
later...
They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
Haiku #61745, by Mofo
January 18, 2019 11:04 pm ET

Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next
Haiku #61744, by After Bertha of Complacent Placenta
January 18, 2019 11:01 pm ET

Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show
Haiku #61743, by Big Bad Bertha
January 18, 2019 10:59 pm ET

Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze
Haiku #61742, by Bitch of Please
January 18, 2019 10:55 pm ET

Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Haiku #61741, by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
January 18, 2019 10:53 pm ET

Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Haiku #61740, by Busty Belinda of Bakery
January 18, 2019 10:51 pm ET

You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku #61739, by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET

Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku #61738, by Smiley
January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET

When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku #61737, by Person not answering door of Other side of door
January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET

Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku #61736, by Grossed Out of Far Out
January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET

All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku #61735, by Running out
January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET

I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku #61734, by Breezy of Chair
January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET

Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku #61733, by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET

Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku #61732, by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET

Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku #61731, by National Poopyographic
January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET

Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Haiku #61730, by Freudian Regressions of Darth
January 18, 2019 7:52 am ET

Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...

https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
Haiku #61729, by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
January 18, 2019 7:50 am ET

Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Haiku #61728, by Anonymous Poet
January 18, 2019 2:48 am ET

Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet

Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
Haiku #61727, by Bucket washer
January 18, 2019 2:18 am ET

Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Haiku #61726, by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
January 18, 2019 1:34 am ET

Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
Haiku #61725, by Oneeye
January 18, 2019 12:28 am ET

Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Haiku #61724, by Meatbeaterologist of Live
January 18, 2019 12:26 am ET

Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Haiku #61723, by Leila of Beach
January 18, 2019 12:23 am ET

Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
Haiku #61722, by Poopy
January 18, 2019 12:21 am ET

Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
Haiku #61721, by Made u look
January 18, 2019 12:19 am ET

Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
Haiku #61720, by Sore Loser
January 18, 2019 12:16 am ET

Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
Haiku #61719, by Avoidance of Empty Space
January 17, 2019 8:50 pm ET

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January 17, 2019 8:19 pm ET

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January 17, 2019 8:18 pm ET

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January 17, 2019 8:18 pm ET

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January 17, 2019 8:18 pm ET

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January 17, 2019 8:17 pm ET

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Haiku #61713, by
January 17, 2019 8:17 pm ET

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Haiku #61712, by
January 17, 2019 8:17 pm ET

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Haiku #61711, by
January 17, 2019 8:17 pm ET

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Haiku #61710, by
January 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET

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Haiku #61709, by
January 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET

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Haiku #61708, by
January 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET

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Haiku #61707, by
January 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET

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Haiku #61706, by
January 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET

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Haiku #61705, by
January 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET

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Haiku #61704, by
January 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET

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Haiku #61703, by
January 17, 2019 8:15 pm ET

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Haiku #61702, by
January 17, 2019 8:15 pm ET

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Haiku #61701, by
January 17, 2019 8:14 pm ET

I am VHS
You also are VHS
We are VHS!
Haiku #61700, by Vertical Helical Scan of Video Home System
January 17, 2019 4:06 pm ET

I foretell future !
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .
Haiku #61699, by Steaming mound of Darth's haiku
January 17, 2019 4:01 pm ET

Gillette self-destruct:
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.
Haiku #61698, by Good luck selling it to anyone but dumb Amerikrats
January 17, 2019 3:58 pm ET

Toxic masculine!
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.
Haiku #61697, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 17, 2019 3:05 pm ET

Burning Tiger Hao!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.

Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!
Haiku #61696, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 17, 2019 2:54 pm ET