Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 212 Days and 70743 Haikus later...

Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
Haiku # 61761, January 19, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Slim Jim of High
i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

sometimes
Haiku # 61760, January 19, 2019 8:28 pm ET
by vhs
the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
Haiku # 61759, January 19, 2019 7:53 pm ET
by vhs
Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song
Haiku # 61758, January 19, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by pal
A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
Haiku # 61757, January 19, 2019 4:52 pm ET
by Moon Lady of Outer Space
i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
Haiku # 61756, January 19, 2019 4:37 pm ET
by vhs
Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
Haiku # 61755, January 19, 2019 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
Haiku # 61754, January 19, 2019 1:45 am ET
by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
Haiku # 61753, January 19, 2019 1:40 am ET
by Noticer of Details
My big long chin hair
Brings all poets to the yard
Fight amongst yourselves
Haiku # 61752, January 18, 2019 11:52 pm ET
by Cute Bertha
Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish
Haiku # 61751, January 18, 2019 11:30 pm ET
by Your true friend
Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts
Haiku # 61750, January 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Chef Chinhair of Doink
Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans
Haiku # 61749, January 18, 2019 11:24 pm ET
by Instructions
I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful
Haiku # 61748, January 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by Me and you
Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed
Haiku # 61747, January 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Epstein' mother of Home
I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain
Haiku # 61746, January 18, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Am I Close
They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
Haiku # 61745, January 18, 2019 11:04 pm ET
by Mofo
Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next
Haiku # 61744, January 18, 2019 11:01 pm ET
by After Bertha of Complacent Placenta
Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show
Haiku # 61743, January 18, 2019 10:59 pm ET
by Big Bad Bertha
Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze
Haiku # 61742, January 18, 2019 10:55 pm ET
by Bitch of Please
Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Haiku # 61741, January 18, 2019 10:53 pm ET
by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Haiku # 61740, January 18, 2019 10:51 pm ET
by Busty Belinda of Bakery
You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku # 61739, January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET
by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku # 61738, January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET
by Smiley
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku # 61737, January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by Person not answering door of Other side of door
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku # 61736, January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET
by Grossed Out of Far Out
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku # 61735, January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Running out
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku # 61734, January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
by Breezy of Chair
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku # 61733, January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET
by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku # 61732, January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET
by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku # 61731, January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET
by National Poopyographic
Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Haiku # 61730, January 18, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Freudian Regressions of Darth
Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...

https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
Haiku # 61729, January 18, 2019 7:50 am ET
by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Haiku # 61728, January 18, 2019 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet

Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
Haiku # 61727, January 18, 2019 2:18 am ET
by Bucket washer
Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Haiku # 61726, January 18, 2019 1:34 am ET
by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
Haiku # 61725, January 18, 2019 12:28 am ET
by Oneeye
Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Haiku # 61724, January 18, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Meatbeaterologist of Live
Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Haiku # 61723, January 18, 2019 12:23 am ET
by Leila of Beach
Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
Haiku # 61722, January 18, 2019 12:21 am ET
by Poopy
Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
Haiku # 61721, January 18, 2019 12:19 am ET
by Made u look
Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
Haiku # 61720, January 18, 2019 12:16 am ET
by Sore Loser
Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
Haiku # 61719, January 17, 2019 8:50 pm ET
by Avoidance of Empty Space
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Haiku # 61714, January 17, 2019 8:17 pm ET
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Haiku # 61712, January 17, 2019 8:17 pm ET
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