Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 212 Days and 70743 Haikus later...

Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish
Haiku # 61751, January 18, 2019 11:30 pm ET
by Your true friend
Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts
Haiku # 61750, January 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Chef Chinhair of Doink
Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans
Haiku # 61749, January 18, 2019 11:24 pm ET
by Instructions
I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful
Haiku # 61748, January 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by Me and you
Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed
Haiku # 61747, January 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Epstein' mother of Home
I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain
Haiku # 61746, January 18, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Am I Close
They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
Haiku # 61745, January 18, 2019 11:04 pm ET
by Mofo
Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next
Haiku # 61744, January 18, 2019 11:01 pm ET
by After Bertha of Complacent Placenta
Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show
Haiku # 61743, January 18, 2019 10:59 pm ET
by Big Bad Bertha
Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze
Haiku # 61742, January 18, 2019 10:55 pm ET
by Bitch of Please
Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Haiku # 61741, January 18, 2019 10:53 pm ET
by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Haiku # 61740, January 18, 2019 10:51 pm ET
by Busty Belinda of Bakery
You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku # 61739, January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET
by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku # 61738, January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET
by Smiley
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku # 61737, January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by Person not answering door of Other side of door
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku # 61736, January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET
by Grossed Out of Far Out
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku # 61735, January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Running out
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku # 61734, January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
by Breezy of Chair
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku # 61733, January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET
by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku # 61732, January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET
by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku # 61731, January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET
by National Poopyographic
Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Haiku # 61730, January 18, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Freudian Regressions of Darth
Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...

https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
Haiku # 61729, January 18, 2019 7:50 am ET
by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Haiku # 61728, January 18, 2019 2:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet

Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
Haiku # 61727, January 18, 2019 2:18 am ET
by Bucket washer
Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Haiku # 61726, January 18, 2019 1:34 am ET
by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
Haiku # 61725, January 18, 2019 12:28 am ET
by Oneeye
Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Haiku # 61724, January 18, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Meatbeaterologist of Live
Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Haiku # 61723, January 18, 2019 12:23 am ET
by Leila of Beach
Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
Haiku # 61722, January 18, 2019 12:21 am ET
by Poopy
Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
Haiku # 61721, January 18, 2019 12:19 am ET
by Made u look
Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
Haiku # 61720, January 18, 2019 12:16 am ET
by Sore Loser
Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
Haiku # 61719, January 17, 2019 8:50 pm ET
by Avoidance of Empty Space
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Haiku # 61702, January 17, 2019 8:15 pm ET
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