BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
63 Days
and
69621 Haikus
later...
not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...
Haiku #61771, by vhs
January 20, 2019 7:16 pm ET

Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku #61770, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET

The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know

The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.
Haiku #61769, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:15 pm ET

They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away
Haiku #61768, by A certain Starkitten
January 20, 2019 12:24 pm ET

Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
Haiku #61767, by Jungles of Asiatic Night
January 20, 2019 6:07 am ET

The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass

She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
Haiku #61766, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 5:27 am ET

When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
Haiku #61765, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 5:14 am ET

Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
Haiku #61764, by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
January 19, 2019 10:42 pm ET

Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
Haiku #61763, by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
January 19, 2019 10:33 pm ET

We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
Haiku #61762, by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
January 19, 2019 9:05 pm ET

Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
Haiku #61761, by Slim Jim of High
January 19, 2019 9:02 pm ET

i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

sometimes
Haiku #61760, by vhs
January 19, 2019 8:28 pm ET

the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
Haiku #61759, by vhs
January 19, 2019 7:53 pm ET

Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song
Haiku #61758, by pal
January 19, 2019 4:56 pm ET

A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
Haiku #61757, by Moon Lady of Outer Space
January 19, 2019 4:52 pm ET

i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
Haiku #61756, by vhs
January 19, 2019 4:37 pm ET

Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
Haiku #61755, by Anonymous Poet
January 19, 2019 2:57 pm ET

Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
Haiku #61754, by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
January 19, 2019 1:45 am ET

Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
Haiku #61753, by Noticer of Details
January 19, 2019 1:40 am ET

My big long chin hair
Brings all poets to the yard
Fight amongst yourselves
Haiku #61752, by Cute Bertha
January 18, 2019 11:52 pm ET

Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish
Haiku #61751, by Your true friend
January 18, 2019 11:30 pm ET

Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts
Haiku #61750, by Chef Chinhair of Doink
January 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET

Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans
Haiku #61749, by Instructions
January 18, 2019 11:24 pm ET

I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful
Haiku #61748, by Me and you
January 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET

Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed
Haiku #61747, by Epstein' mother of Home
January 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET

I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain
Haiku #61746, by Am I Close
January 18, 2019 11:14 pm ET

They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
Haiku #61745, by Mofo
January 18, 2019 11:04 pm ET

Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next
Haiku #61744, by After Bertha of Complacent Placenta
January 18, 2019 11:01 pm ET

Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show
Haiku #61743, by Big Bad Bertha
January 18, 2019 10:59 pm ET

Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze
Haiku #61742, by Bitch of Please
January 18, 2019 10:55 pm ET

Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Haiku #61741, by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
January 18, 2019 10:53 pm ET

Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Haiku #61740, by Busty Belinda of Bakery
January 18, 2019 10:51 pm ET

You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku #61739, by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET

Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku #61738, by Smiley
January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET

When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku #61737, by Person not answering door of Other side of door
January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET

Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku #61736, by Grossed Out of Far Out
January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET

All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku #61735, by Running out
January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET

I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku #61734, by Breezy of Chair
January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET

Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku #61733, by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET

Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku #61732, by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET

Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku #61731, by National Poopyographic
January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET

Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Haiku #61730, by Freudian Regressions of Darth
January 18, 2019 7:52 am ET

Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...

https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
Haiku #61729, by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
January 18, 2019 7:50 am ET

Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Haiku #61728, by Anonymous Poet
January 18, 2019 2:48 am ET

Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet

Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
Haiku #61727, by Bucket washer
January 18, 2019 2:18 am ET

Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Haiku #61726, by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
January 18, 2019 1:34 am ET

Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
Haiku #61725, by Oneeye
January 18, 2019 12:28 am ET

Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Haiku #61724, by Meatbeaterologist of Live
January 18, 2019 12:26 am ET

Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Haiku #61723, by Leila of Beach
January 18, 2019 12:23 am ET

Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
Haiku #61722, by Poopy
January 18, 2019 12:21 am ET