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Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku #61770
, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET
The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know
The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.
Haiku #61769
, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:15 pm ET
They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away
Haiku #61768
, by A certain Starkitten
January 20, 2019 12:24 pm ET
Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
Haiku #61767
, by Jungles of Asiatic Night
January 20, 2019 6:07 am ET
The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass
She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
Haiku #61766
, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 5:27 am ET
When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
Haiku #61765
, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 5:14 am ET
Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
Haiku #61764
, by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
January 19, 2019 10:42 pm ET
Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
Haiku #61763
, by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
January 19, 2019 10:33 pm ET
We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
Haiku #61762
, by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
January 19, 2019 9:05 pm ET
Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
Haiku #61761
, by Slim Jim of High
January 19, 2019 9:02 pm ET
i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana
sometimes
Haiku #61760
, by vhs
January 19, 2019 8:28 pm ET
the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
Haiku #61759
, by vhs
January 19, 2019 7:53 pm ET
Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song
Haiku #61758
, by pal
January 19, 2019 4:56 pm ET
A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
Haiku #61757
, by Moon Lady of Outer Space
January 19, 2019 4:52 pm ET
i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
Haiku #61756
, by vhs
January 19, 2019 4:37 pm ET
Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
Haiku #61755
, by Anonymous Poet
January 19, 2019 2:57 pm ET
Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
Haiku #61754
, by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
January 19, 2019 1:45 am ET
Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
Haiku #61753
, by Noticer of Details
January 19, 2019 1:40 am ET
My big long chin hair
Brings all poets to the yard
Fight amongst yourselves
Haiku #61752
, by Cute Bertha
January 18, 2019 11:52 pm ET
Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish
Haiku #61751
, by Your true friend
January 18, 2019 11:30 pm ET
Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts
Haiku #61750
, by Chef Chinhair of Doink
January 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET
Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans
Haiku #61749
, by Instructions
January 18, 2019 11:24 pm ET
I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful
Haiku #61748
, by Me and you
January 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET
Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed
Haiku #61747
, by Epstein' mother of Home
January 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET
I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain
Haiku #61746
, by Am I Close
January 18, 2019 11:14 pm ET
They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
Haiku #61745
, by Mofo
January 18, 2019 11:04 pm ET
Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next
Haiku #61744
, by After Bertha of Complacent Placenta
January 18, 2019 11:01 pm ET
Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show
Haiku #61743
, by Big Bad Bertha
January 18, 2019 10:59 pm ET
Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze
Haiku #61742
, by Bitch of Please
January 18, 2019 10:55 pm ET
Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Haiku #61741
, by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
January 18, 2019 10:53 pm ET
Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Haiku #61740
, by Busty Belinda of Bakery
January 18, 2019 10:51 pm ET
You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku #61739
, by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku #61738
, by Smiley
January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku #61737
, by Person not answering door of Other side of door
January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku #61736
, by Grossed Out of Far Out
January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku #61735
, by Running out
January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku #61734
, by Breezy of Chair
January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku #61733
, by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku #61732
, by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku #61731
, by National Poopyographic
January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET
Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Haiku #61730
, by Freudian Regressions of Darth
January 18, 2019 7:52 am ET
Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...
https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
Haiku #61729
, by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
January 18, 2019 7:50 am ET
Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Haiku #61728
, by Anonymous Poet
January 18, 2019 2:48 am ET
Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet
Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
Haiku #61727
, by Bucket washer
January 18, 2019 2:18 am ET
Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Haiku #61726
, by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
January 18, 2019 1:34 am ET
Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
Haiku #61725
, by Oneeye
January 18, 2019 12:28 am ET
Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Haiku #61724
, by Meatbeaterologist of Live
January 18, 2019 12:26 am ET
Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Haiku #61723
, by Leila of Beach
January 18, 2019 12:23 am ET
Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
Haiku #61722
, by Poopy
January 18, 2019 12:21 am ET
Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
Haiku #61721
, by Made u look
January 18, 2019 12:19 am ET
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