BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
63 Days
69621 Haikus
Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku #61770, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET

The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know

The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.
Haiku #61769, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:15 pm ET

They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away
Haiku #61768, by A certain Starkitten
January 20, 2019 12:24 pm ET

Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
Haiku #61767, by Jungles of Asiatic Night
January 20, 2019 6:07 am ET

The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass

She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
Haiku #61766, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 5:27 am ET

When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
Haiku #61765, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 5:14 am ET

Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
Haiku #61764, by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
January 19, 2019 10:42 pm ET

Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
Haiku #61763, by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
January 19, 2019 10:33 pm ET

We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
Haiku #61762, by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
January 19, 2019 9:05 pm ET

Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
Haiku #61761, by Slim Jim of High
January 19, 2019 9:02 pm ET

i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

Haiku #61760, by vhs
January 19, 2019 8:28 pm ET

the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
Haiku #61759, by vhs
January 19, 2019 7:53 pm ET

Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Let's sing the theme song
Haiku #61758, by pal
January 19, 2019 4:56 pm ET

A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
Haiku #61757, by Moon Lady of Outer Space
January 19, 2019 4:52 pm ET

i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
Haiku #61756, by vhs
January 19, 2019 4:37 pm ET

Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
Haiku #61755, by Anonymous Poet
January 19, 2019 2:57 pm ET

Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
Haiku #61754, by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
January 19, 2019 1:45 am ET

Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
Haiku #61753, by Noticer of Details
January 19, 2019 1:40 am ET

My big long chin hair
Brings all poets to the yard
Fight amongst yourselves
Haiku #61752, by Cute Bertha
January 18, 2019 11:52 pm ET

Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish
Haiku #61751, by Your true friend
January 18, 2019 11:30 pm ET

Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts
Haiku #61750, by Chef Chinhair of Doink
January 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET

Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans
Haiku #61749, by Instructions
January 18, 2019 11:24 pm ET

I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful
Haiku #61748, by Me and you
January 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET

Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed
Haiku #61747, by Epstein' mother of Home
January 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET

I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain
Haiku #61746, by Am I Close
January 18, 2019 11:14 pm ET

They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
Haiku #61745, by Mofo
January 18, 2019 11:04 pm ET

Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next
Haiku #61744, by After Bertha of Complacent Placenta
January 18, 2019 11:01 pm ET

Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show
Haiku #61743, by Big Bad Bertha
January 18, 2019 10:59 pm ET

Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze
Haiku #61742, by Bitch of Please
January 18, 2019 10:55 pm ET

Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Haiku #61741, by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
January 18, 2019 10:53 pm ET

Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Haiku #61740, by Busty Belinda of Bakery
January 18, 2019 10:51 pm ET

You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku #61739, by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET

Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku #61738, by Smiley
January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET

When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku #61737, by Person not answering door of Other side of door
January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET

Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku #61736, by Grossed Out of Far Out
January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET

All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku #61735, by Running out
January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET

I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku #61734, by Breezy of Chair
January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET

Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku #61733, by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET

Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku #61732, by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET

Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku #61731, by National Poopyographic
January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET

Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
Haiku #61730, by Freudian Regressions of Darth
January 18, 2019 7:52 am ET

Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...
Haiku #61729, by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
January 18, 2019 7:50 am ET

Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
Haiku #61728, by Anonymous Poet
January 18, 2019 2:48 am ET

Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet

Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
Haiku #61727, by Bucket washer
January 18, 2019 2:18 am ET

Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
Haiku #61726, by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
January 18, 2019 1:34 am ET

Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
Haiku #61725, by Oneeye
January 18, 2019 12:28 am ET

Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
Haiku #61724, by Meatbeaterologist of Live
January 18, 2019 12:26 am ET

Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
Haiku #61723, by Leila of Beach
January 18, 2019 12:23 am ET

Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
Haiku #61722, by Poopy
January 18, 2019 12:21 am ET

Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
Haiku #61721, by Made u look
January 18, 2019 12:19 am ET