Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts

Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise

Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it

saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert

Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?

How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide

Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.

Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks

i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late

And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit

When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)

Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue

You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.

Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.

Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...

Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!

I

Hippopotamus
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube

We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching

not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...

Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip

The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know

The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.

They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away

Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...

The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass

She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!

When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.

Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.

Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.

We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil

Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall

i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

sometimes

the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow

Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song

A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon

i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now

Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon

Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie

Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong

My big long chin hair
Brings all poets to the yard
Fight amongst yourselves

Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish

Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts

Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans

I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful

Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed

I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain

They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in

Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next

Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show

Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze

Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart