are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get
sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
by vhs
More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
by Bedtime for Democracy
"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
by Play with Non-Playing
This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
by Liisa of Fresno
No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
by Wiper
I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
by Snake Owner
Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
by Eat Out of Me
a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
by Moxie
Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
by Author of Book slot
saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
by Fulloshit
How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
by Stinky
Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late
by vhs
And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit
by Whoever U thought I was
When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
by El Chele of Gringolandia
Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
by Anonymous Poet
You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-
Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas
That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...
by Big Chief Victimhood of Heap Big Medicine
Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!
by Trump Derangement Intervention Team
I
by Poet of Duck Face University
Hippopotamus
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube
by Poet
We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching
by Easy Broomrider of Swept Away
not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...
by vhs
Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know
The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away
by A certain Starkitten
Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
by Jungles of Asiatic Night
The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass
She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
by Slim Jim of High
i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana
sometimes
by vhs
the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
by vhs
Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song
by pal
A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
by Moon Lady of Outer Space
i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
by vhs
Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
by Anonymous Poet
Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
by Noticer of Details
