Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 182 Days and 70643 Haikus later...

are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
Haiku # 61802, January 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by vhs
More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
Haiku # 61801, January 24, 2019 3:47 pm ET
by Bedtime for Democracy
"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
Haiku # 61800, January 24, 2019 8:18 am ET
by Play with Non-Playing
This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
Haiku # 61799, January 24, 2019 12:36 am ET
by Liisa of Fresno
No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
Haiku # 61798, January 23, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Wiper
I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
Haiku # 61797, January 23, 2019 10:35 pm ET
by Snake Owner
Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
Haiku # 61796, January 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET
by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
Haiku # 61795, January 23, 2019 10:25 pm ET
by Eat Out of Me
a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
Haiku # 61794, January 23, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
Haiku # 61793, January 23, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
Haiku # 61792, January 23, 2019 8:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
Haiku # 61791, January 23, 2019 8:15 pm ET
by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
Haiku # 61790, January 23, 2019 8:11 pm ET
by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
Haiku # 61789, January 23, 2019 6:53 pm ET
by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
Haiku # 61788, January 23, 2019 6:51 pm ET
by Author of Book slot
saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
Haiku # 61787, January 23, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
Haiku # 61786, January 23, 2019 5:22 pm ET
by Fulloshit
How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
Haiku # 61785, January 23, 2019 12:49 pm ET
by Stinky
Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
Haiku # 61784, January 23, 2019 8:40 am ET
by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
Haiku # 61783, January 23, 2019 12:01 am ET
by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late
Haiku # 61782, January 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET
by vhs
And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit
Haiku # 61781, January 22, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Whoever U thought I was
When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
Haiku # 61780, January 22, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by El Chele of Gringolandia
Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
Haiku # 61779, January 22, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
Haiku # 61778, January 22, 2019 10:47 am ET
by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.
Haiku # 61777, January 22, 2019 2:22 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...
Haiku # 61776, January 21, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by Big Chief Victimhood of Heap Big Medicine
Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!
Haiku # 61775, January 21, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Trump Derangement Intervention Team
I
Haiku # 61774, January 21, 2019 2:30 am ET
by Poet of Duck Face University
Hippopotamus
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube
Haiku # 61773, January 21, 2019 2:29 am ET
by Poet
We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching
Haiku # 61772, January 20, 2019 10:06 pm ET
by Easy Broomrider of Swept Away
not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...
Haiku # 61771, January 20, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by vhs
Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku # 61770, January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know

The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.
Haiku # 61769, January 20, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away
Haiku # 61768, January 20, 2019 12:24 pm ET
by A certain Starkitten
Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
Haiku # 61767, January 20, 2019 6:07 am ET
by Jungles of Asiatic Night
The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass

She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
Haiku # 61766, January 20, 2019 5:27 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
Haiku # 61765, January 20, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
Haiku # 61764, January 19, 2019 10:42 pm ET
by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
Haiku # 61763, January 19, 2019 10:33 pm ET
by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
Haiku # 61762, January 19, 2019 9:05 pm ET
by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
Haiku # 61761, January 19, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Slim Jim of High
i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

sometimes
Haiku # 61760, January 19, 2019 8:28 pm ET
by vhs
the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
Haiku # 61759, January 19, 2019 7:53 pm ET
by vhs
Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song
Haiku # 61758, January 19, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by pal
A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
Haiku # 61757, January 19, 2019 4:52 pm ET
by Moon Lady of Outer Space
i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
Haiku # 61756, January 19, 2019 4:37 pm ET
by vhs
Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
Haiku # 61755, January 19, 2019 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
Haiku # 61754, January 19, 2019 1:45 am ET
by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
Haiku # 61753, January 19, 2019 1:40 am ET
by Noticer of Details
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