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Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?
Haiku #61819
, by You know who of You know where
January 26, 2019 3:33 am ET
When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?
Haiku #61818
, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2019 10:16 pm ET
Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis
Haiku #61817
, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2019 7:45 pm ET
Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Not at WALDEN POND.
Haiku #61816
, by Transcend THIS, dimwit
January 25, 2019 5:27 pm ET
Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it
Haiku #61815
, by Girdle less in the forest
January 25, 2019 5:04 pm ET
Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home
Haiku #61814
, by A place for everything of Everything in its place
January 25, 2019 5:02 pm ET
Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time
Haiku #61813
, by Natural of Nude Cold Forest
January 25, 2019 4:59 pm ET
Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road
Haiku #61812
, by Never could stand him
January 25, 2019 12:05 pm ET
Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy
Haiku #61811
, by Saved of Bad Haiku
January 24, 2019 11:53 pm ET
New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing
Haiku #61810
, by Watcher of Grimace Cam
January 24, 2019 10:47 pm ET
The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent
Haiku #61809
, by Landlord
January 24, 2019 10:44 pm ET
I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians
Haiku #61808
, by Person who fell behind of Behind famous behind
January 24, 2019 8:01 pm ET
Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)
Haiku #61807
, by Whine On
January 24, 2019 7:36 pm ET
Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please
Haiku #61806
, by Customer service
January 24, 2019 5:45 pm ET
Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten
Haiku #61805
, by Starkitten of The real Starkitten
January 24, 2019 5:07 pm ET
So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure
Haiku #61804
, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET
knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here
Haiku #61803
, by Inside
January 24, 2019 4:50 pm ET
are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get
sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
Haiku #61802
, by vhs
January 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET
More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
Haiku #61801
, by Bedtime for Democracy
January 24, 2019 3:47 pm ET
"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
Haiku #61800
, by Play with Non-Playing
January 24, 2019 8:18 am ET
This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
Haiku #61799
, by Liisa of Fresno
January 24, 2019 12:36 am ET
No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
Haiku #61798
, by Wiper
January 23, 2019 10:47 pm ET
I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
Haiku #61797
, by Snake Owner
January 23, 2019 10:35 pm ET
Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
Haiku #61796
, by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
January 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET
Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
Haiku #61795
, by Eat Out of Me
January 23, 2019 10:25 pm ET
a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
Haiku #61794
, by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
January 23, 2019 10:21 pm ET
What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
Haiku #61793
, by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
January 23, 2019 10:15 pm ET
put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
Haiku #61792
, by Moxie
January 23, 2019 8:54 pm ET
Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
Haiku #61791
, by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
January 23, 2019 8:15 pm ET
Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
Haiku #61790
, by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
January 23, 2019 8:11 pm ET
Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
Haiku #61789
, by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
January 23, 2019 6:53 pm ET
Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
Haiku #61788
, by Author of Book slot
January 23, 2019 6:51 pm ET
saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
Haiku #61787
, by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
January 23, 2019 5:27 pm ET
Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
Haiku #61786
, by Fulloshit
January 23, 2019 5:22 pm ET
How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
Haiku #61785
, by Stinky
January 23, 2019 12:49 pm ET
Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
Haiku #61784
, by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
January 23, 2019 8:40 am ET
Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
Haiku #61783
, by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
January 23, 2019 12:01 am ET
i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late
Haiku #61782
, by vhs
January 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET
And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit
Haiku #61781
, by Whoever U thought I was
January 22, 2019 4:42 pm ET
When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
Haiku #61780
, by El Chele of Gringolandia
January 22, 2019 4:24 pm ET
Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
Haiku #61779
, by Anonymous Poet
January 22, 2019 4:18 pm ET
You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
Haiku #61778
, by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
January 22, 2019 10:47 am ET
Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-
Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas
That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.
Haiku #61777
, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 22, 2019 2:22 am ET
Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...
Haiku #61776
, by Big Chief Victimhood of Heap Big Medicine
January 21, 2019 8:46 pm ET
Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!
Haiku #61775
, by Trump Derangement Intervention Team
January 21, 2019 4:31 pm ET
I
Haiku #61774
, by Poet of Duck Face University
January 21, 2019 2:30 am ET
Hippopotamus
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube
Haiku #61773
, by Poet
January 21, 2019 2:29 am ET
We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching
Haiku #61772
, by Easy Broomrider of Swept Away
January 20, 2019 10:06 pm ET
not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...
Haiku #61771
, by vhs
January 20, 2019 7:16 pm ET
Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku #61770
, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET
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