BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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69681 Haikus
Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?
Haiku #61819, by You know who of You know where
January 26, 2019 3:33 am ET

When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?
Haiku #61818, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2019 10:16 pm ET

Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis
Haiku #61817, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2019 7:45 pm ET

Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Haiku #61816, by Transcend THIS, dimwit
January 25, 2019 5:27 pm ET

Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it
Haiku #61815, by Girdle less in the forest
January 25, 2019 5:04 pm ET

Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home
Haiku #61814, by A place for everything of Everything in its place
January 25, 2019 5:02 pm ET

Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time
Haiku #61813, by Natural of Nude Cold Forest
January 25, 2019 4:59 pm ET

Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road
Haiku #61812, by Never could stand him
January 25, 2019 12:05 pm ET

Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy
Haiku #61811, by Saved of Bad Haiku
January 24, 2019 11:53 pm ET

New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing
Haiku #61810, by Watcher of Grimace Cam
January 24, 2019 10:47 pm ET

The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent
Haiku #61809, by Landlord
January 24, 2019 10:44 pm ET

I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians
Haiku #61808, by Person who fell behind of Behind famous behind
January 24, 2019 8:01 pm ET

Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)
Haiku #61807, by Whine On
January 24, 2019 7:36 pm ET

Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please
Haiku #61806, by Customer service
January 24, 2019 5:45 pm ET

Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten
Haiku #61805, by Starkitten of The real Starkitten
January 24, 2019 5:07 pm ET

So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure
Haiku #61804, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET

knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here
Haiku #61803, by Inside
January 24, 2019 4:50 pm ET

are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
Haiku #61802, by vhs
January 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET

More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
Haiku #61801, by Bedtime for Democracy
January 24, 2019 3:47 pm ET

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
Haiku #61800, by Play with Non-Playing
January 24, 2019 8:18 am ET

This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
Haiku #61799, by Liisa of Fresno
January 24, 2019 12:36 am ET

No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
Haiku #61798, by Wiper
January 23, 2019 10:47 pm ET

I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
Haiku #61797, by Snake Owner
January 23, 2019 10:35 pm ET

Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
Haiku #61796, by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
January 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET

Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
Haiku #61795, by Eat Out of Me
January 23, 2019 10:25 pm ET

a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
Haiku #61794, by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
January 23, 2019 10:21 pm ET

What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
Haiku #61793, by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
January 23, 2019 10:15 pm ET

put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
Haiku #61792, by Moxie
January 23, 2019 8:54 pm ET

Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
Haiku #61791, by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
January 23, 2019 8:15 pm ET

Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
Haiku #61790, by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
January 23, 2019 8:11 pm ET

Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
Haiku #61789, by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
January 23, 2019 6:53 pm ET

Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
Haiku #61788, by Author of Book slot
January 23, 2019 6:51 pm ET

saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
Haiku #61787, by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
January 23, 2019 5:27 pm ET

Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
Haiku #61786, by Fulloshit
January 23, 2019 5:22 pm ET

How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
Haiku #61785, by Stinky
January 23, 2019 12:49 pm ET

Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
Haiku #61784, by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
January 23, 2019 8:40 am ET

Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
Haiku #61783, by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
January 23, 2019 12:01 am ET

i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late
Haiku #61782, by vhs
January 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET

And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit
Haiku #61781, by Whoever U thought I was
January 22, 2019 4:42 pm ET

When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
Haiku #61780, by El Chele of Gringolandia
January 22, 2019 4:24 pm ET

Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
Haiku #61779, by Anonymous Poet
January 22, 2019 4:18 pm ET

You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
Haiku #61778, by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
January 22, 2019 10:47 am ET

Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.
Haiku #61777, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 22, 2019 2:22 am ET

Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...
Haiku #61776, by Big Chief Victimhood of Heap Big Medicine
January 21, 2019 8:46 pm ET

Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!
Haiku #61775, by Trump Derangement Intervention Team
January 21, 2019 4:31 pm ET

Haiku #61774, by Poet of Duck Face University
January 21, 2019 2:30 am ET

Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube
Haiku #61773, by Poet
January 21, 2019 2:29 am ET

We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching
Haiku #61772, by Easy Broomrider of Swept Away
January 20, 2019 10:06 pm ET

not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...
Haiku #61771, by vhs
January 20, 2019 7:16 pm ET

Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku #61770, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET