knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here

are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea

More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.

"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!

This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?

No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids

I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio

Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum

Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs

a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet

What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.

put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?

Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray

Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts

Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise

Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it

saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert

Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?

How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide

Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.

Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks

i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late

And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit

When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)

Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue

You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.

Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.

Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...

Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!

I

Hippopotamus
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube

We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching

not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...

Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip

The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know

The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.

They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away

Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...

The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass

She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!

When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.

Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.

Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.

We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil

Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall

i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

sometimes

the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow

Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song

A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon

i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now

Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon

Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie