Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 14 Days and 73939 Haikus later...

There is Lord of Lords,
there is also Lourdes of Lourdes.
Darth is lewd of lewds.
Haiku # 61853, January 27, 2019 6:36 pm ET
by Lard of Lards
Fauntleroy! That's rich.
I call my son Fauntleroy
When I'm trolling him.
Haiku # 61852, January 27, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Fauntlressa of Distressa
Lordy oh Lordy
more like a pun haiku then
doth praiseth the Lord--e...
Haiku # 61851, January 27, 2019 6:32 pm ET
by vhs
The Lord of the Dance?
Or Little Lord Fauntleroy?
Or Lord of the Rings?
Haiku # 61850, January 27, 2019 6:26 pm ET
by Lourdes of Lourdes
well it is a post
as a break in the music
for more haikuing
Haiku # 61849, January 27, 2019 6:22 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku wake-up call!
Who is on the Lord's side, huh?
YOU? Or your mother...
Haiku # 61848, January 27, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Mama knows best of course
V.H.S. that's nice
But pasting a URL
is not real haiku.
Haiku # 61847, January 27, 2019 4:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
https://nypost.com/2018/08/03/how-liberals-turned-against-free-speech/
Haiku # 61846, January 27, 2019 3:22 pm ET
by vhs
Brian Wilson's aunt
My cousin was working there
Oops sorry typo
Haiku # 61845, January 27, 2019 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brian Wilson's WHAT?
Your head is in a bad place.
Really, you need help.
Haiku # 61844, January 27, 2019 12:55 pm ET
by Help of Haiku Hell
Brian Wilson's taint
Just ordered a large pizza
From Little Caesar's
Haiku # 61843, January 27, 2019 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gnarly Tsunami
My reefer got soaking wet
And my penis shriveled
Haiku # 61842, January 27, 2019 2:31 am ET
by Little Surfer
Is a penis
Haiku # 61841, January 26, 2019 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It
Haiku # 61840, January 26, 2019 11:28 pm ET
by Peppermint Poontang
Old soda machine
Only has lemonade drinks
Gah! It
Haiku # 61839, January 26, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by I want my money back
Lick your inner wrists
Now hold them in the air
Kangaroo A/C
Haiku # 61838, January 26, 2019 9:29 pm ET
by Kangaroo of Australia
high humidity
another stinking hot day
enough already
Haiku # 61837, January 26, 2019 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Seen on milk carton
Abducted: Darth Figpucker
Darth, please come home now
Haiku # 61836, January 26, 2019 8:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I wouldn't mind
Come out of hibernation
A friendly bear hug
Haiku # 61835, January 26, 2019 6:43 pm ET
by When Hairy met Silly of Bear Trail
Gentle wave rises...
happy fishermen look up;
CRASH! Death. (tsunami)
Haiku # 61834, January 26, 2019 6:27 pm ET
by Yo Yo Ma of Yo Mama
of course some bears are
very hairy guys...I'm a bear
shall i maul you then :)
Haiku # 61833, January 26, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by vhs
Did we give up pork
It's just been chicken and fish
Eat out every day
Haiku # 61832, January 26, 2019 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bears and who they maul
Common Denominator
God damn foolishness
Haiku # 61831, January 26, 2019 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think we are thinking
of the evil dead movies
as to evil trees...
Haiku # 61830, January 26, 2019 6:00 pm ET
by vhs
nyaahh...pearls before swine
so they say of the treasures of the earth
"I have the body of a pig...grunt, grunt"
Haiku # 61829, January 26, 2019 5:59 pm ET
by vhs
Rising to power
A force to be reckoned with
John Boy Walton's Mole
Haiku # 61828, January 26, 2019 5:58 pm ET
by Ignoring this facial growth of Pimple is n the ass of progress
In the Walden Woods
The trees will pull your pants off
And tickle your nuts
Haiku # 61827, January 26, 2019 5:56 pm ET
by Outdoor Enthusiasts
the ones who are your
elders who are enlightened show
or listen to you

pride versus love
Haiku # 61826, January 26, 2019 5:44 pm ET
by vhs
Frumpy old liberals
Think they are so enlightened
But they're just frumpy
Haiku # 61825, January 26, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Frump Derangement
Well I'll go to walden
anyways screw what some guy
or gal on twitter says
Haiku # 61824, January 26, 2019 4:03 pm ET
by vhs
Those frumpy womnen
Will suck the life out of you
Five Alarm Blow Jobs
Haiku # 61823, January 26, 2019 2:02 pm ET
by Dickspatcher of Station
Sno-Cone Machiine Gun
Rat a tat Rat a Tat Splat
Fecal Fudge Flavour
Haiku # 61822, January 26, 2019 2:00 pm ET
by 7-11 24/7 of #2
Bro, what's not to love
Your God created us all
In his own image
Haiku # 61821, January 26, 2019 1:58 pm ET
by Creature of the Lordt
Old balding Leftists
Nasty frumpy Lib women
They are all so vile
Haiku # 61820, January 26, 2019 8:29 am ET
by God God and more GOD
Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?
Haiku # 61819, January 26, 2019 3:33 am ET
by You know who of You know where
When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?
Haiku # 61818, January 25, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis
Haiku # 61817, January 25, 2019 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Not at WALDEN POND.
Haiku # 61816, January 25, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Transcend THIS, dimwit
Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it
Haiku # 61815, January 25, 2019 5:04 pm ET
by Girdle less in the forest
Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home
Haiku # 61814, January 25, 2019 5:02 pm ET
by A place for everything of Everything in its place
Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time
Haiku # 61813, January 25, 2019 4:59 pm ET
by Natural of Nude Cold Forest
Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road
Haiku # 61812, January 25, 2019 12:05 pm ET
by Never could stand him
Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy
Haiku # 61811, January 24, 2019 11:53 pm ET
by Saved of Bad Haiku
New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing
Haiku # 61810, January 24, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Watcher of Grimace Cam
The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent
Haiku # 61809, January 24, 2019 10:44 pm ET
by Landlord
I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians
Haiku # 61808, January 24, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Person who fell behind of Behind famous behind
Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)
Haiku # 61807, January 24, 2019 7:36 pm ET
by Whine On
Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please
Haiku # 61806, January 24, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by Customer service
Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten
Haiku # 61805, January 24, 2019 5:07 pm ET
by Starkitten of The real Starkitten
So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure
Haiku # 61804, January 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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