BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
344 Days
68441 Haikus
high humidity
another stinking hot day
enough already
Haiku #61837, by ash
January 26, 2019 9:23 pm ET

Seen on milk carton
Abducted: Darth Figpucker
Darth, please come home now
Haiku #61836, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2019 8:23 pm ET

Oh I wouldn't mind
Come out of hibernation
A friendly bear hug
Haiku #61835, by When Hairy met Silly of Bear Trail
January 26, 2019 6:43 pm ET

Gentle wave rises...
happy fishermen look up;
CRASH! Death. (tsunami)
Haiku #61834, by Yo Yo Ma of Yo Mama
January 26, 2019 6:27 pm ET

of course some bears are
very hairy guys...I'm a bear
shall i maul you then :)
Haiku #61833, by vhs
January 26, 2019 6:20 pm ET

Did we give up pork
It's just been chicken and fish
Eat out every day
Haiku #61832, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2019 6:03 pm ET

Bears and who they maul
Common Denominator
God damn foolishness
Haiku #61831, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2019 6:01 pm ET

i think we are thinking
of the evil dead movies
as to evil trees...
Haiku #61830, by vhs
January 26, 2019 6:00 pm ET

nyaahh...pearls before swine
so they say of the treasures of the earth
"I have the body of a pig...grunt, grunt"
Haiku #61829, by vhs
January 26, 2019 5:59 pm ET

Rising to power
A force to be reckoned with
John Boy Walton's Mole
Haiku #61828, by Ignoring this facial growth of Pimple is n the ass of progress
January 26, 2019 5:58 pm ET

In the Walden Woods
The trees will pull your pants off
And tickle your nuts
Haiku #61827, by Outdoor Enthusiasts
January 26, 2019 5:56 pm ET

the ones who are your
elders who are enlightened show
or listen to you

pride versus love
Haiku #61826, by vhs
January 26, 2019 5:44 pm ET

Frumpy old liberals
Think they are so enlightened
But they're just frumpy
Haiku #61825, by Frump Derangement
January 26, 2019 4:31 pm ET

Well I'll go to walden
anyways screw what some guy
or gal on twitter says
Haiku #61824, by vhs
January 26, 2019 4:03 pm ET

Those frumpy womnen
Will suck the life out of you
Five Alarm Blow Jobs
Haiku #61823, by Dickspatcher of Station
January 26, 2019 2:02 pm ET

Sno-Cone Machiine Gun
Rat a tat Rat a Tat Splat
Fecal Fudge Flavour
Haiku #61822, by 7-11 24/7 of #2
January 26, 2019 2:00 pm ET

Bro, what's not to love
Your God created us all
In his own image
Haiku #61821, by Creature of the Lordt
January 26, 2019 1:58 pm ET

Old balding Leftists
Nasty frumpy Lib women
They are all so vile
Haiku #61820, by God God and more GOD
January 26, 2019 8:29 am ET

Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?
Haiku #61819, by You know who of You know where
January 26, 2019 3:33 am ET

When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?
Haiku #61818, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2019 10:16 pm ET

Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis
Haiku #61817, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2019 7:45 pm ET

Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Haiku #61816, by Transcend THIS, dimwit
January 25, 2019 5:27 pm ET

Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it
Haiku #61815, by Girdle less in the forest
January 25, 2019 5:04 pm ET

Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home
Haiku #61814, by A place for everything of Everything in its place
January 25, 2019 5:02 pm ET

Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time
Haiku #61813, by Natural of Nude Cold Forest
January 25, 2019 4:59 pm ET

Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road
Haiku #61812, by Never could stand him
January 25, 2019 12:05 pm ET

Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy
Haiku #61811, by Saved of Bad Haiku
January 24, 2019 11:53 pm ET

New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing
Haiku #61810, by Watcher of Grimace Cam
January 24, 2019 10:47 pm ET

The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent
Haiku #61809, by Landlord
January 24, 2019 10:44 pm ET

I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians
Haiku #61808, by Person who fell behind of Behind famous behind
January 24, 2019 8:01 pm ET

Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)
Haiku #61807, by Whine On
January 24, 2019 7:36 pm ET

Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please
Haiku #61806, by Customer service
January 24, 2019 5:45 pm ET

Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten
Haiku #61805, by Starkitten of The real Starkitten
January 24, 2019 5:07 pm ET

So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure
Haiku #61804, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET

knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here
Haiku #61803, by Inside
January 24, 2019 4:50 pm ET

are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
Haiku #61802, by vhs
January 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET

More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
Haiku #61801, by Bedtime for Democracy
January 24, 2019 3:47 pm ET

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
Haiku #61800, by Play with Non-Playing
January 24, 2019 8:18 am ET

This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
Haiku #61799, by Liisa of Fresno
January 24, 2019 12:36 am ET

No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
Haiku #61798, by Wiper
January 23, 2019 10:47 pm ET

I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
Haiku #61797, by Snake Owner
January 23, 2019 10:35 pm ET

Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
Haiku #61796, by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
January 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET

Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
Haiku #61795, by Eat Out of Me
January 23, 2019 10:25 pm ET

a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
Haiku #61794, by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
January 23, 2019 10:21 pm ET

What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
Haiku #61793, by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
January 23, 2019 10:15 pm ET

put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
Haiku #61792, by Moxie
January 23, 2019 8:54 pm ET

Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
Haiku #61791, by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
January 23, 2019 8:15 pm ET

Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
Haiku #61790, by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
January 23, 2019 8:11 pm ET

Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
Haiku #61789, by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
January 23, 2019 6:53 pm ET

Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
Haiku #61788, by Author of Book slot
January 23, 2019 6:51 pm ET