Did we give up pork
It's just been chicken and fish
Eat out every day
by Anonymous Poet
Bears and who they maul
Common Denominator
God damn foolishness
by Anonymous Poet
i think we are thinking
of the evil dead movies
as to evil trees...
by vhs
nyaahh...pearls before swine
so they say of the treasures of the earth
"I have the body of a pig...grunt, grunt"
by vhs
Rising to power
A force to be reckoned with
John Boy Walton's Mole
by Ignoring this facial growth of Pimple is n the ass of progress
In the Walden Woods
The trees will pull your pants off
And tickle your nuts
by Outdoor Enthusiasts
the ones who are your
elders who are enlightened show
or listen to you
pride versus love
by vhs
Frumpy old liberals
Think they are so enlightened
But they're just frumpy
by Frump Derangement
Well I'll go to walden
anyways screw what some guy
or gal on twitter says
by vhs
Those frumpy womnen
Will suck the life out of you
Five Alarm Blow Jobs
by Dickspatcher of Station
Sno-Cone Machiine Gun
Rat a tat Rat a Tat Splat
Fecal Fudge Flavour
by 7-11 24/7 of #2
Bro, what's not to love
Your God created us all
In his own image
by Creature of the Lordt
Old balding Leftists
Nasty frumpy Lib women
They are all so vile
by God God and more GOD
Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?
by You know who of You know where
When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?
by Anonymous Poet
Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis
by Anonymous Poet
Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Not at WALDEN POND.
by Transcend THIS, dimwit
Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it
by Girdle less in the forest
Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home
by A place for everything of Everything in its place
Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time
by Natural of Nude Cold Forest
Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road
by Never could stand him
Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy
by Saved of Bad Haiku
New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing
by Watcher of Grimace Cam
The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent
by Landlord
I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians
by Person who fell behind of Behind famous behind
Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)
by Whine On
Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please
by Customer service
Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten
by Starkitten of The real Starkitten
So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure
by Anonymous Poet
knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here
by Inside
are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get
sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
by vhs
More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
by Bedtime for Democracy
"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
by Play with Non-Playing
This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
by Liisa of Fresno
No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
by Wiper
I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
by Snake Owner
Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
by Eat Out of Me
a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
by Moxie
Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
by Author of Book slot
saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
by Fulloshit
How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
by Stinky
Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
