Eagles hate the man
He emulates seagull style
Falls flat on his face
by Lunchmeat president of Garbage chute
if iran is so far
away, and it could not get
away, oh wrong lyrics!
by bloody flock of seagulls it was i swear! of deink vhs
Meow and meow
Will anyone hear me now
Lost up in this tree?
by Starkitten of Treetops
Don't mind if I do
One person with junk of two
Give myself a screw
by Conjoined headless something or other of Freak Show
Intersectional
Cisgender-based buzz
Pure incoherence
by Ha Ha of Only 2 Genders
Starkitten! Descend.
Come down off of that tree branch.
You are way too high.
by Ladder of Local Fire Dept.
Intoxicating
Fizzy Haiku Elixir
Don
by High AF starkitten of Cloud 5-7-5
Haiku will save us.
Haiku will defeat evil.
Count syllables. Yup.
by Triumphal Entry into the Immortal Halls of Glory upon Parnassus' Holy Peak
Let the poems flow
Something for everyone here
Don't give up on it
by Anonymous Poet
The only reason
Haiku has been ridiculed
It's ridiculous
by Poem in my bum
This wrinkly flesh rod
The patent holder is God
The Holy Boomstick
by Triskelion (yawn) of 3 legged race
Dude. Whip that thing out
In five-seven-five haiku.
That's IT? What a joke.
by Flash of Inspiration
Measure for measure
It's a national treasure
Designed for Pleasure
by Anonymous Poet
I pity da fool
Who thinks he's got a big tool
Mine is the longest
by Anonymous Poet
To never get past
membranes, glands, body fluids...
Pity that poet!
by Poet of Show It
I dream of Jeanie
Now then, Did she menstruate?
Or Blink it away?
by Viewer of In front of screen
Mona Lisa smile
Barbara Walters lisping smile
Smile Vertically
by Guy Smiley
Whatever you want
I guarantee you it's here
On this fine website
by Fan
That Mona Walter
and Ayaan Hirsi Ali:
women for our age.
https://tinyurl.com/yd43zl24
https://tinyurl.com/ybrqeax9
by Galab Wanaagsan of Kushitic Punt
Walk into the gloom
Yes, it's all waiting for you
You will blend right in
by Gray Person
Ghosts are a problem
Like when they sit behind you
Making pottery
by Demi
of course i do, who?
i used to chew, tobacco
now i dont do that
by vhs
The Pope had to poop
Squishing would not work this time
Too late, shit his gown
by Shatagain City
Praying at the moon
Christian Werewolf here to serve
And play the oldies
by Bee Bop a loo ba
Seems like you finally
Got that five-seven-five thing
down consistently
by Anonymous Poet
someone directed
inspirational christian
stuff to my twitter!!!
by vhs of not an inspirational Christian
the folks who post here
or on twitter, i do we
don't know each other
well someone does but...
other than that...
by vhs
yes i did go through
that incarnation here and
I'm still mouthy toots
by vhs
Q for VHS:
are you the one named Moxie
from way back Haiku?
by Mainely of Maine
There is Lord of Lords,
there is also Lourdes of Lourdes.
Darth is lewd of lewds.
by Lard of Lards
Fauntleroy! That's rich.
I call my son Fauntleroy
When I'm trolling him.
by Fauntlressa of Distressa
Lordy oh Lordy
more like a pun haiku then
doth praiseth the Lord--e...
by vhs
The Lord of the Dance?
Or Little Lord Fauntleroy?
Or Lord of the Rings?
by Lourdes of Lourdes
well it is a post
as a break in the music
for more haikuing
by vhs
Haiku wake-up call!
Who is on the Lord's side, huh?
YOU? Or your mother...
by Mama knows best of course
V.H.S. that's nice
But pasting a URL
is not real haiku.
by Anonymous Poet
https://nypost.com/2018/08/03/how-liberals-turned-against-free-speech/
by vhs
Brian Wilson's aunt
My cousin was working there
Oops sorry typo
by Anonymous Poet
Brian Wilson's WHAT?
Your head is in a bad place.
Really, you need help.
by Help of Haiku Hell
Brian Wilson's taint
Just ordered a large pizza
From Little Caesar's
by Anonymous Poet
Gnarly Tsunami
My reefer got soaking wet
And my penis shriveled
by Little Surfer
Is a penis
by Anonymous Poet
It
by Peppermint Poontang
Old soda machine
Only has lemonade drinks
Gah! It
by I want my money back
Lick your inner wrists
Now hold them in the air
Kangaroo A/C
by Kangaroo of Australia
high humidity
another stinking hot day
enough already
by ash
Seen on milk carton
Abducted: Darth Figpucker
Darth, please come home now
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I wouldn't mind
Come out of hibernation
A friendly bear hug
by When Hairy met Silly of Bear Trail
Gentle wave rises...
happy fishermen look up;
CRASH! Death. (tsunami)
by Yo Yo Ma of Yo Mama
of course some bears are
very hairy guys...I'm a bear
shall i maul you then :)
by vhs
