Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 196 Days and 77113 Haiku later...

the folks who post here
or on twitter, i do we
don't know each other

well someone does but...
other than that...
Haiku # 61856, January 27, 2019 6:46 pm ET
by vhs
yes i did go through
that incarnation here and
I'm still mouthy toots
Haiku # 61855, January 27, 2019 6:42 pm ET
by vhs
Q for VHS:
are you the one named Moxie
from way back Haiku?
Haiku # 61854, January 27, 2019 6:40 pm ET
by Mainely of Maine
There is Lord of Lords,
there is also Lourdes of Lourdes.
Darth is lewd of lewds.
Haiku # 61853, January 27, 2019 6:36 pm ET
by Lard of Lards
Fauntleroy! That's rich.
I call my son Fauntleroy
When I'm trolling him.
Haiku # 61852, January 27, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Fauntlressa of Distressa
Lordy oh Lordy
more like a pun haiku then
doth praiseth the Lord--e...
Haiku # 61851, January 27, 2019 6:32 pm ET
by vhs
The Lord of the Dance?
Or Little Lord Fauntleroy?
Or Lord of the Rings?
Haiku # 61850, January 27, 2019 6:26 pm ET
by Lourdes of Lourdes
well it is a post
as a break in the music
for more haikuing
Haiku # 61849, January 27, 2019 6:22 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku wake-up call!
Who is on the Lord's side, huh?
YOU? Or your mother...
Haiku # 61848, January 27, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Mama knows best of course
V.H.S. that's nice
But pasting a URL
is not real haiku.
Haiku # 61847, January 27, 2019 4:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 61846, January 27, 2019 3:22 pm ET
by vhs
Brian Wilson's aunt
My cousin was working there
Oops sorry typo
Haiku # 61845, January 27, 2019 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brian Wilson's WHAT?
Your head is in a bad place.
Really, you need help.
Haiku # 61844, January 27, 2019 12:55 pm ET
by Help of Haiku Hell
Brian Wilson's taint
Just ordered a large pizza
From Little Caesar's
Haiku # 61843, January 27, 2019 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gnarly Tsunami
My reefer got soaking wet
And my penis shriveled
Haiku # 61842, January 27, 2019 2:31 am ET
by Little Surfer
Is a penis
Haiku # 61841, January 26, 2019 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 61840, January 26, 2019 11:28 pm ET
by Peppermint Poontang
Old soda machine
Only has lemonade drinks
Gah! It
Haiku # 61839, January 26, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by I want my money back
Lick your inner wrists
Now hold them in the air
Kangaroo A/C
Haiku # 61838, January 26, 2019 9:29 pm ET
by Kangaroo of Australia
high humidity
another stinking hot day
enough already
Haiku # 61837, January 26, 2019 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Seen on milk carton
Abducted: Darth Figpucker
Darth, please come home now
Haiku # 61836, January 26, 2019 8:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I wouldn't mind
Come out of hibernation
A friendly bear hug
Haiku # 61835, January 26, 2019 6:43 pm ET
by When Hairy met Silly of Bear Trail
Gentle wave rises...
happy fishermen look up;
CRASH! Death. (tsunami)
Haiku # 61834, January 26, 2019 6:27 pm ET
by Yo Yo Ma of Yo Mama
of course some bears are
very hairy guys...I'm a bear
shall i maul you then :)
Haiku # 61833, January 26, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by vhs
Did we give up pork
It's just been chicken and fish
Eat out every day
Haiku # 61832, January 26, 2019 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bears and who they maul
Common Denominator
God damn foolishness
Haiku # 61831, January 26, 2019 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think we are thinking
of the evil dead movies
as to evil trees...
Haiku # 61830, January 26, 2019 6:00 pm ET
by vhs
nyaahh...pearls before swine
so they say of the treasures of the earth
"I have the body of a pig...grunt, grunt"
Haiku # 61829, January 26, 2019 5:59 pm ET
by vhs
Rising to power
A force to be reckoned with
John Boy Walton's Mole
Haiku # 61828, January 26, 2019 5:58 pm ET
by Ignoring this facial growth of Pimple is n the ass of progress
In the Walden Woods
The trees will pull your pants off
And tickle your nuts
Haiku # 61827, January 26, 2019 5:56 pm ET
by Outdoor Enthusiasts
the ones who are your
elders who are enlightened show
or listen to you

pride versus love
Haiku # 61826, January 26, 2019 5:44 pm ET
by vhs
Frumpy old liberals
Think they are so enlightened
But they're just frumpy
Haiku # 61825, January 26, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Frump Derangement
Well I'll go to walden
anyways screw what some guy
or gal on twitter says
Haiku # 61824, January 26, 2019 4:03 pm ET
by vhs
Those frumpy womnen
Will suck the life out of you
Five Alarm Blow Jobs
Haiku # 61823, January 26, 2019 2:02 pm ET
by Dickspatcher of Station
Sno-Cone Machiine Gun
Rat a tat Rat a Tat Splat
Fecal Fudge Flavour
Haiku # 61822, January 26, 2019 2:00 pm ET
by 7-11 24/7 of #2
Bro, what's not to love
Your God created us all
In his own image
Haiku # 61821, January 26, 2019 1:58 pm ET
by Creature of the Lordt
Old balding Leftists
Nasty frumpy Lib women
They are all so vile
Haiku # 61820, January 26, 2019 8:29 am ET
by God God and more GOD
Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?
Haiku # 61819, January 26, 2019 3:33 am ET
by You know who of You know where
When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?
Haiku # 61818, January 25, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis
Haiku # 61817, January 25, 2019 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Haiku # 61816, January 25, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Transcend THIS, dimwit
Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it
Haiku # 61815, January 25, 2019 5:04 pm ET
by Girdle less in the forest
Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home
Haiku # 61814, January 25, 2019 5:02 pm ET
by A place for everything of Everything in its place
Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time
Haiku # 61813, January 25, 2019 4:59 pm ET
by Natural of Nude Cold Forest
Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road
Haiku # 61812, January 25, 2019 12:05 pm ET
by Never could stand him
Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy
Haiku # 61811, January 24, 2019 11:53 pm ET
by Saved of Bad Haiku
New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing
Haiku # 61810, January 24, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Watcher of Grimace Cam
The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent
Haiku # 61809, January 24, 2019 10:44 pm ET
by Landlord
I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians
Haiku # 61808, January 24, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Person who fell behind of Behind famous behind
Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)
Haiku # 61807, January 24, 2019 7:36 pm ET
by Whine On
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