The Lord of the Dance?
Or Little Lord Fauntleroy?
Or Lord of the Rings?

well it is a post
as a break in the music
for more haikuing

Haiku wake-up call!
Who is on the Lord's side, huh?
YOU? Or your mother...

V.H.S. that's nice
But pasting a URL
is not real haiku.

https://nypost.com/2018/08/03/how-liberals-turned-against-free-speech/

Brian Wilson's aunt
My cousin was working there
Oops sorry typo

Brian Wilson's WHAT?
Your head is in a bad place.
Really, you need help.

Brian Wilson's taint
Just ordered a large pizza
From Little Caesar's

Gnarly Tsunami
My reefer got soaking wet
And my penis shriveled

Is a penis

It

Old soda machine
Only has lemonade drinks
Gah! It

Lick your inner wrists
Now hold them in the air
Kangaroo A/C

high humidity
another stinking hot day
enough already

Seen on milk carton
Abducted: Darth Figpucker
Darth, please come home now

Oh I wouldn't mind
Come out of hibernation
A friendly bear hug

Gentle wave rises...
happy fishermen look up;
CRASH! Death. (tsunami)

of course some bears are
very hairy guys...I'm a bear
shall i maul you then :)

Did we give up pork
It's just been chicken and fish
Eat out every day

Bears and who they maul
Common Denominator
God damn foolishness

i think we are thinking
of the evil dead movies
as to evil trees...

nyaahh...pearls before swine
so they say of the treasures of the earth
"I have the body of a pig...grunt, grunt"

Rising to power
A force to be reckoned with
John Boy Walton's Mole

In the Walden Woods
The trees will pull your pants off
And tickle your nuts

the ones who are your
elders who are enlightened show
or listen to you

pride versus love

Frumpy old liberals
Think they are so enlightened
But they're just frumpy

Well I'll go to walden
anyways screw what some guy
or gal on twitter says

Those frumpy womnen
Will suck the life out of you
Five Alarm Blow Jobs

Sno-Cone Machiine Gun
Rat a tat Rat a Tat Splat
Fecal Fudge Flavour

Bro, what's not to love
Your God created us all
In his own image

Old balding Leftists
Nasty frumpy Lib women
They are all so vile

Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?

When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?

Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis

Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Not at WALDEN POND.

Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it

Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home

Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time

Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road

Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy

New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing

The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent

I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians

Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)

Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please

Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten

So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure

knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here

are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea

More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.