BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
15 Days
and
68935 Haikus
later...
Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please
Haiku #61806, by Customer service
January 24, 2019 5:45 pm ET

Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten
Haiku #61805, by Starkitten of The real Starkitten
January 24, 2019 5:07 pm ET

So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure
Haiku #61804, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET

knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here
Haiku #61803, by Inside
January 24, 2019 4:50 pm ET

are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
Haiku #61802, by vhs
January 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET

More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
Haiku #61801, by Bedtime for Democracy
January 24, 2019 3:47 pm ET

"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
Haiku #61800, by Play with Non-Playing
January 24, 2019 8:18 am ET

This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
Haiku #61799, by Liisa of Fresno
January 24, 2019 12:36 am ET

No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
Haiku #61798, by Wiper
January 23, 2019 10:47 pm ET

I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
Haiku #61797, by Snake Owner
January 23, 2019 10:35 pm ET

Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
Haiku #61796, by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
January 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET

Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
Haiku #61795, by Eat Out of Me
January 23, 2019 10:25 pm ET

a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
Haiku #61794, by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
January 23, 2019 10:21 pm ET

What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
Haiku #61793, by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
January 23, 2019 10:15 pm ET

put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
Haiku #61792, by Moxie
January 23, 2019 8:54 pm ET

Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
Haiku #61791, by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
January 23, 2019 8:15 pm ET

Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
Haiku #61790, by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
January 23, 2019 8:11 pm ET

Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
Haiku #61789, by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
January 23, 2019 6:53 pm ET

Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
Haiku #61788, by Author of Book slot
January 23, 2019 6:51 pm ET

saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
Haiku #61787, by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
January 23, 2019 5:27 pm ET

Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
Haiku #61786, by Fulloshit
January 23, 2019 5:22 pm ET

How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
Haiku #61785, by Stinky
January 23, 2019 12:49 pm ET

Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
Haiku #61784, by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
January 23, 2019 8:40 am ET

Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
Haiku #61783, by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
January 23, 2019 12:01 am ET

i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late
Haiku #61782, by vhs
January 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET

And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit
Haiku #61781, by Whoever U thought I was
January 22, 2019 4:42 pm ET

When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
Haiku #61780, by El Chele of Gringolandia
January 22, 2019 4:24 pm ET

Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
Haiku #61779, by Anonymous Poet
January 22, 2019 4:18 pm ET

You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
Haiku #61778, by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
January 22, 2019 10:47 am ET

Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.
Haiku #61777, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 22, 2019 2:22 am ET

Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...
Haiku #61776, by Big Chief Victimhood of Heap Big Medicine
January 21, 2019 8:46 pm ET

Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!
Haiku #61775, by Trump Derangement Intervention Team
January 21, 2019 4:31 pm ET

I
Haiku #61774, by Poet of Duck Face University
January 21, 2019 2:30 am ET

Hippopotamus
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube
Haiku #61773, by Poet
January 21, 2019 2:29 am ET

We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching
Haiku #61772, by Easy Broomrider of Swept Away
January 20, 2019 10:06 pm ET

not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...
Haiku #61771, by vhs
January 20, 2019 7:16 pm ET

Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku #61770, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET

The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know

The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.
Haiku #61769, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 2:15 pm ET

They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away
Haiku #61768, by A certain Starkitten
January 20, 2019 12:24 pm ET

Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
Haiku #61767, by Jungles of Asiatic Night
January 20, 2019 6:07 am ET

The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass

She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
Haiku #61766, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 5:27 am ET

When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
Haiku #61765, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 20, 2019 5:14 am ET

Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
Haiku #61764, by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
January 19, 2019 10:42 pm ET

Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
Haiku #61763, by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
January 19, 2019 10:33 pm ET

We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
Haiku #61762, by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
January 19, 2019 9:05 pm ET

Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
Haiku #61761, by Slim Jim of High
January 19, 2019 9:02 pm ET

i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

sometimes
Haiku #61760, by vhs
January 19, 2019 8:28 pm ET

the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
Haiku #61759, by vhs
January 19, 2019 7:53 pm ET

Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song
Haiku #61758, by pal
January 19, 2019 4:56 pm ET

A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
Haiku #61757, by Moon Lady of Outer Space
January 19, 2019 4:52 pm ET