BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
344 Days
and
68441 Haikus
later...
the ones who are your
elders who are enlightened show
or listen to you

pride versus love
Haiku #61826, by vhs
January 26, 2019 5:44 pm ET

Frumpy old liberals
Think they are so enlightened
But they're just frumpy
Haiku #61825, by Frump Derangement
January 26, 2019 4:31 pm ET

Well I'll go to walden
anyways screw what some guy
or gal on twitter says
Haiku #61824, by vhs
January 26, 2019 4:03 pm ET

Those frumpy womnen
Will suck the life out of you
Five Alarm Blow Jobs
Haiku #61823, by Dickspatcher of Station
January 26, 2019 2:02 pm ET

Sno-Cone Machiine Gun
Rat a tat Rat a Tat Splat
Fecal Fudge Flavour
Haiku #61822, by 7-11 24/7 of #2
January 26, 2019 2:00 pm ET

Bro, what's not to love
Your God created us all
In his own image
Haiku #61821, by Creature of the Lordt
January 26, 2019 1:58 pm ET

Old balding Leftists
Nasty frumpy Lib women
They are all so vile
Haiku #61820, by God God and more GOD
January 26, 2019 8:29 am ET

Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?
Haiku #61819, by You know who of You know where
January 26, 2019 3:33 am ET

When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?
Haiku #61818, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2019 10:16 pm ET

Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis
Haiku #61817, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2019 7:45 pm ET

Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Not at WALDEN POND.
Haiku #61816, by Transcend THIS, dimwit
January 25, 2019 5:27 pm ET

Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it
Haiku #61815, by Girdle less in the forest
January 25, 2019 5:04 pm ET

Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home
Haiku #61814, by A place for everything of Everything in its place
January 25, 2019 5:02 pm ET

Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time
Haiku #61813, by Natural of Nude Cold Forest
January 25, 2019 4:59 pm ET

Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road
Haiku #61812, by Never could stand him
January 25, 2019 12:05 pm ET

Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy
Haiku #61811, by Saved of Bad Haiku
January 24, 2019 11:53 pm ET

New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing
Haiku #61810, by Watcher of Grimace Cam
January 24, 2019 10:47 pm ET

The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent
Haiku #61809, by Landlord
January 24, 2019 10:44 pm ET

I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians
Haiku #61808, by Person who fell behind of Behind famous behind
January 24, 2019 8:01 pm ET

Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)
Haiku #61807, by Whine On
January 24, 2019 7:36 pm ET

Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please
Haiku #61806, by Customer service
January 24, 2019 5:45 pm ET

Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten
Haiku #61805, by Starkitten of The real Starkitten
January 24, 2019 5:07 pm ET

So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure
Haiku #61804, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET

knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here
Haiku #61803, by Inside
January 24, 2019 4:50 pm ET

are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
Haiku #61802, by vhs
January 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET

More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
Haiku #61801, by Bedtime for Democracy
January 24, 2019 3:47 pm ET

"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
Haiku #61800, by Play with Non-Playing
January 24, 2019 8:18 am ET

This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
Haiku #61799, by Liisa of Fresno
January 24, 2019 12:36 am ET

No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
Haiku #61798, by Wiper
January 23, 2019 10:47 pm ET

I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
Haiku #61797, by Snake Owner
January 23, 2019 10:35 pm ET

Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
Haiku #61796, by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
January 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET

Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
Haiku #61795, by Eat Out of Me
January 23, 2019 10:25 pm ET

a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
Haiku #61794, by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
January 23, 2019 10:21 pm ET

What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
Haiku #61793, by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
January 23, 2019 10:15 pm ET

put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
Haiku #61792, by Moxie
January 23, 2019 8:54 pm ET

Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
Haiku #61791, by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
January 23, 2019 8:15 pm ET

Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
Haiku #61790, by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
January 23, 2019 8:11 pm ET

Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
Haiku #61789, by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
January 23, 2019 6:53 pm ET

Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
Haiku #61788, by Author of Book slot
January 23, 2019 6:51 pm ET

saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
Haiku #61787, by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
January 23, 2019 5:27 pm ET

Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
Haiku #61786, by Fulloshit
January 23, 2019 5:22 pm ET

How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
Haiku #61785, by Stinky
January 23, 2019 12:49 pm ET

Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
Haiku #61784, by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
January 23, 2019 8:40 am ET

Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
Haiku #61783, by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
January 23, 2019 12:01 am ET

i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late
Haiku #61782, by vhs
January 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET

And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit
Haiku #61781, by Whoever U thought I was
January 22, 2019 4:42 pm ET

When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
Haiku #61780, by El Chele of Gringolandia
January 22, 2019 4:24 pm ET

Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
Haiku #61779, by Anonymous Poet
January 22, 2019 4:18 pm ET

You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
Haiku #61778, by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
January 22, 2019 10:47 am ET

Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.
Haiku #61777, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 22, 2019 2:22 am ET