Satori ! It's true.
Pigfucker is Starkitten.
They are SAME PERSON
by VHS less insane than most of them in here (haiku asylum)
I think someone's been watching too much CNN. (Counterfeit New Network) and FOX (Fake Orgasm Xenophobes). You liberal right wing nazi hippies acid smoking boy rapers all the same.
by
Impregnate Donald's hair.
Cheetos overrun the earth.
Fistfuck the polar bears.
Reach deep inside.
Pull out a seal carcass.
It's still warm, so fuck it.
Dayglow fluorescent orange semen.
A beacon of hope for kid fuckers.
A warning to hippie junkie crackheads
and dark skinned Losers.
by Pres. Donald Trump, pussy grabber extraordanaire.
You pathetic bitch
Your funt is so clogged with filth
You need a Funt-Shunt
by Your cardiologist is a gynecologist of mediocre haiku!
Your body fluids
Leave a tell-tale crusty stain
On Donald's necktie
by prejaculate of post-immaculate
politico kid fister
raping his nephew's tight ass
'cause wife won't do anal
and his son fight's back.
Right wing Deliverance Nazi drinks his newphew's tears, wrung out from the pillow case.
How's the wall going? Mexico got out the check book yet?
by Bernie Sander's pet bobbit worm.
Bow down and worship
Kneel before your Lord Cheeto.
Plead orange mercy.
by burning holy mountain of cheeto purifying flames
When poets jerk off
And release prejaculate
That is your haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Putin? Is princess.
TRUMP: Czar of all the Russias.
You will please shut up.
by Ivan the Terrible of terrible Haiku
Funtcart funtcart funt
Used that line too many times
Put FUNT back in CART !
by Funt Cart support unit #57D of Old Albanian widow's exposed funt
Putin is the king
Trump is his fat prison bitch
....That is the real news
by Concerned American
Quit yer goose stepping
Clean your liverwurst cum stains
Perhaps a shower?
by Anonymous Poet
Char-B-Q'd Trump Roast
Pigfucked fat orange ass pit
Lord shriveled cheeto
by Anonymous Poet
Barack Clinton Bush
Used to be your prezident.
TRUMP is now your king
by sorry about the will of the American people, thweetie
Twenty four, seven
Sixty nine, poontang, BLOWJOB
cuntfart cuntfart cunt
by G. Whiz
Farth Digpucker's lines:
Gentle breeze caresses grass
Milk-white lambs bleat, shit...
by by by by by of baaa baaaa baaaaaaaaaaaa
Giddy, hovering
Defecating in the mouth
Of your "president"
by Good Citizen
Love you, leftist scum
Love your culture and values
Love you till you die
by loving our enemies we get tired of not hating them
Twenty-four, thirteen
Eleven, seventy-five
Seventeen -- HAIK(U) !
by the 40-yard line of taking the knee for D.J. Trump Mein Fuhrer
Submerged in foul shit,
Dry-heaving graphic sex-terms:
Your brain on Haiku
by lon ba by lon ba by lon of Chaldea
Another quick one
To remind you of the fact
That Trump is your lord
by Anonymous Poet
Tadpoles are silent.
And yet frogs make so much noise.
Humans are the same.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
This site averages
seven and a half haiku
per day, that's not bad.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I hate statistics.
How futile life is.
It is here an then it's not.
And there's no meaning.
Well, there is one thing.
And that's killing mosquitoes.
Kill every last one.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I can feel your anger. It gives you focus!
Portable penis
No baculum..the dink bone
Just David Crosby
by Exception to the rule since he is a walrus
Balls, huge and hairy.
Goats, pigs, bulls, and porpoises.
Why are men's so small?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.
But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Mourning a great comedian.
As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg
by Joker of Holding pan of warm water . Your hand is soaking
Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop
by Anonymous Poet
I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose
by Not my nose of But it's running like a faucet
Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET
by POET
One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord
by Praised 2 syllables
God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger
by God of Up High
Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.
by Honor
All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap
by Anonymous Poet
Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter
by Egg Farting Gal
Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts
by Family of Home
fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart
by Behemothly Yours of Behemothville
Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart
by Spiritual Spirit of Over here
All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".
You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
by Cuntfart of Cunt
And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it
by Anonymous Poet
Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"
by Poet
Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯
by Anonymous Poet
Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!
by Anonymous Poet
Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake
by Kingdom of Krust
Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?
by Tee hee queef queef queef of Barrel of gold monkeys
