Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 25 Days and 74192 Haikus later...

Submerged in foul shit,
Dry-heaving graphic sex-terms:
Your brain on Haiku
Haiku # 60546, October 29, 2018 1:15 pm ET
by lon ba by lon ba by lon of Chaldea
Another quick one
To remind you of the fact
That Trump is your lord
Haiku # 60545, October 29, 2018 1:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tadpoles are silent.
And yet frogs make so much noise.
Humans are the same.
Haiku # 60544, October 29, 2018 8:33 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
This site averages
seven and a half haiku
per day, that's not bad.
Haiku # 60543, October 29, 2018 6:26 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I hate statistics.
How futile life is.
It is here an then it's not.
And there's no meaning.

Well, there is one thing.
And that's killing mosquitoes.
Kill every last one.
Haiku # 60542, October 29, 2018 6:21 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I can feel your anger. It gives you focus!
Portable penis
No baculum..the dink bone
Just David Crosby
Haiku # 60541, October 29, 2018 2:41 am ET
by Exception to the rule since he is a walrus
Balls, huge and hairy.
Goats, pigs, bulls, and porpoises.
Why are men's so small?
Haiku # 60540, October 29, 2018 12:34 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.

But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?
Haiku # 60539, October 29, 2018 12:19 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.
Haiku # 60538, October 29, 2018 12:15 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Mourning a great comedian.
As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg
Haiku # 60537, October 28, 2018 10:33 pm ET
by Joker of Holding pan of warm water . Your hand is soaking
Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop
Haiku # 60536, October 28, 2018 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose
Haiku # 60535, October 28, 2018 8:38 pm ET
by Not my nose of But it's running like a faucet
Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET
Haiku # 60534, October 28, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by POET
One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord
Haiku # 60533, October 28, 2018 5:13 pm ET
by Praised 2 syllables
God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger
Haiku # 60532, October 28, 2018 4:27 pm ET
by God of Up High
Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.
Haiku # 60531, October 28, 2018 4:24 pm ET
by Honor
All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap
Haiku # 60530, October 28, 2018 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter
Haiku # 60529, October 28, 2018 4:10 pm ET
by Egg Farting Gal
Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts
Haiku # 60528, October 28, 2018 4:03 pm ET
by Family of Home
fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart
Haiku # 60527, October 28, 2018 3:58 pm ET
by Behemothly Yours of Behemothville
Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart
Haiku # 60526, October 28, 2018 3:55 pm ET
by Spiritual Spirit of Over here
All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".

You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.
Haiku # 60525, October 28, 2018 3:08 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".
Haiku # 60524, October 28, 2018 3:02 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku # 60523, October 28, 2018 2:26 pm ET
by Cuntfart of Cunt
And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it
Haiku # 60522, October 28, 2018 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"
Haiku # 60521, October 28, 2018 1:30 pm ET
by Poet
Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯
Haiku # 60520, October 28, 2018 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!
Haiku # 60519, October 28, 2018 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.
Haiku # 60518, October 28, 2018 7:40 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake
Haiku # 60517, October 28, 2018 3:50 am ET
by Kingdom of Krust
Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?
Haiku # 60516, October 28, 2018 3:42 am ET
by Tee hee queef queef queef of Barrel of gold monkeys
Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!
Haiku # 60515, October 28, 2018 3:38 am ET
by Perv
Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose
Haiku # 60514, October 28, 2018 3:34 am ET
by Sniffy
My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed
Haiku # 60513, October 28, 2018 3:22 am ET
by Saw lots of Dead shows of Had shrooms, lsd I prefer Zevia, cereal and peace and quiet
I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.
Haiku # 60512, October 28, 2018 2:44 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Who needs oxygen anyway?!
Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya
Haiku # 60511, October 28, 2018 12:25 am ET
by Sligor of Celgo
Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew
Haiku # 60510, October 28, 2018 12:14 am ET
by TV Guide of Ebay
The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet
Haiku # 60509, October 28, 2018 12:12 am ET
by Park Ranger of Denali
Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!
Haiku # 60508, October 28, 2018 12:10 am ET
by Dick Cavity of Dentist office parking lot
Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!
Haiku # 60507, October 27, 2018 10:46 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips
Haiku # 60506, October 27, 2018 9:16 pm ET
by Jizzim Lips
Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop
Haiku # 60505, October 27, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by Zanook of Zkeezork
Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.
Haiku # 60504, October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
by Poot!
Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts
Haiku # 60503, October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
by Not a Hen of I think you know where
happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn
Haiku # 60502, October 27, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by Not a Haiku
everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does
Haiku # 60501, October 27, 2018 5:30 pm ET
by Not a Haiku
Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!
Haiku # 60500, October 27, 2018 5:27 pm ET
by Sweet tooth
Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number
Haiku # 60499, October 27, 2018 2:52 pm ET
by Walton's Mountain resident of Ike Godzey's store
You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.
Haiku # 60498, October 27, 2018 1:58 pm ET
by providing stool sample there is hope of purgation
Listhp
Haiku # 60497, October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
by Paul lynde
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