Haiku #60505, by Zanook of Zkeezork October 27, 2018 9:12 pm ET
Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.
Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.
Haiku #60504, by Poot! October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts
Haiku #60503, by Not a Hen of I think you know where October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn
Haiku #60502, by Not a Haiku October 27, 2018 5:33 pm ET
everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does
Haiku #60501, by Not a Haiku October 27, 2018 5:30 pm ET
Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!
Haiku #60500, by Sweet tooth October 27, 2018 5:27 pm ET
Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number
Haiku #60499, by Walton's Mountain resident of Ike Godzey's store October 27, 2018 2:52 pm ET
You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.
Haiku #60498, by providing stool sample there is hope of purgation October 27, 2018 1:58 pm ET
Listhp
Haiku #60497, by Paul lynde October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
Insemination
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!
Haiku #60496, by Using our imaginathions October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though
Haiku #60495, by Parrot head of Margaritaville October 27, 2018 11:55 am ET
It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God
Haiku #60494, by Andy D'eville of Barstool October 27, 2018 11:53 am ET
Bestiality
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?
Haiku #60493, by and by you will appear before the Lord of Glory October 27, 2018 11:13 am ET
Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending
Haiku #60492, by Repairman of Forehead dent and ding October 27, 2018 3:20 am ET
I wonder if Darth
Vader force-chokes his chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
If so, that would be
crispy fried force-choked chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Haiku #60491, by DARTH FIGPUCKER October 27, 2018 3:16 am ET
In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You're not all that old.
Haiku #60490, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I need Randolph's time machine. October 27, 2018 3:09 am ET
In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You are not so old.
Haiku #60489, by DARTH FIGPUCKER October 27, 2018 3:06 am ET
Get it on both hands
Then you really got the clap
Round of applause, now
Haiku #60488, by Werewolf of London October 27, 2018 2:43 am ET
One of the brothers
Had a hand covered with hair
Beginner Werewolf
Yes, they were inbred
Haiku #60487, by Anonymous Poet October 27, 2018 2:26 am ET
In the olden days
People entertained themselves
With masturbation
Haiku #60486, by Masturbator of Olden days October 27, 2018 2:17 am ET
I'm praying for you
I hope you are o.k., friend
My cat sends a meow
Haiku #60485, by Anonymous Poet October 27, 2018 2:04 am ET
Columbia House
I won't ever be paying
Those records and tapes
Haiku #60484, by Anonymous Poet October 27, 2018 2:00 am ET
That fake nail bomber
Looks like Christopher Walken
But can he tap dance?
Haiku #60483, by Da Bomb of Tap dancing on your sidewalk October 27, 2018 1:57 am ET
Thought you were drowning
Jerking off an octopus?
They have 8 arms, dude
Haiku #60482, by Puzzled of The ocean is weird October 27, 2018 1:54 am ET
You ever wonder
what sane people think when they
read the shite on here?
Haiku #60481, by DARTH FIGPUCKER October 26, 2018 11:38 pm ET
Downward Facing Darth
Your Yoga pants tell story
X rated so far
Haiku #60479, by Storytime of Bad Haiku October 26, 2018 7:41 pm ET
Please don't suck my dick.
I can handle that myself.
Yoga has paid off.
Haiku #60478, by DARTH FIGPUCKER October 26, 2018 7:04 pm ET
Randolph was near bald.
He walked just like a big foot
with no muscle tone.
He often spoke of
sorority house orgy
gang bang fantasies.
His forehead was huge
and slightly dented inwards
like from a bad wreck.
He was expelled from
the physics grad school but still
read all the journals.
I'm sure they loved him
showing up uninvited
to symposia.
Haiku #60477, by DARTH FIGPUCKER October 26, 2018 6:59 pm ET
Improved Lava Lamp
With Aromatherapy
Fill with your own poop
Haiku #60476, by Groovy of As seen on tv October 26, 2018 6:30 pm ET
What do you call it?
Rear end smells like dead bodies
After washing it
Haiku #60475, by Smelly October 26, 2018 6:09 pm ET
Registered to vote
Some day I'll be president!
John Boy Walton's MOLE
Haiku #60474, by Anonymous Poet October 26, 2018 5:58 pm ET
Immortal poet
My soul shall live in Haiku.
Should I drink more beer?
Haiku #60473, by by Miss American Beer of grammar can suck my lexical comprehension October 26, 2018 5:36 pm ET
Show me your gonads
Don't bother sprucing them up now
You got ugly junk!
Haiku #60472, by Anonymous Poet October 26, 2018 3:09 pm ET
Cheese fart Cheese fart queef
Cheese fart anus spring roll queef
Cheese fart toast puke spew
Haiku #60471, by Anonymous Poet October 26, 2018 3:08 pm ET
I met Randolph once
Shared an elevator ride
Looked just like you, dude
Haiku #60470, by Using the alias Randolph, you fool no one of Shaft October 26, 2018 2:33 pm ET