Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯

Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!

Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.

Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake

Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?

Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!

Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose

My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed

I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.

Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya

Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew

The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet

Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!

Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!

Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips

Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop

Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.

Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts

happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn

everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does

Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!

Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number

You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.

Listhp

Insemination
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!

Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though

It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God

Bestiality
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?

Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending

I wonder if Darth
Vader force-chokes his chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

If so, that would be
crispy fried force-choked chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-don't.

In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You're not all that old.

In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You are not so old.

Get it on both hands
Then you really got the clap
Round of applause, now

One of the brothers
Had a hand covered with hair
Beginner Werewolf

Yes, they were inbred

In the olden days
People entertained themselves
With masturbation

I'm praying for you
I hope you are o.k., friend
My cat sends a meow

Columbia House
I won't ever be paying
Those records and tapes

That fake nail bomber
Looks like Christopher Walken
But can he tap dance?

Thought you were drowning
Jerking off an octopus?
They have 8 arms, dude

You ever wonder
what sane people think when they
read the shite on here?

Downward Facing Darth
Your Yoga pants tell story
X rated so far

Please don't suck my dick.
I can handle that myself.
Yoga has paid off.

Randolph was near bald.
He walked just like a big foot
with no muscle tone.

He often spoke of
sorority house orgy
gang bang fantasies.

His forehead was huge
and slightly dented inwards
like from a bad wreck.

He was expelled from
the physics grad school but still
read all the journals.

I'm sure they loved him
showing up uninvited
to symposia.

Improved Lava Lamp
With Aromatherapy
Fill with your own poop

What do you call it?
Rear end smells like dead bodies
After washing it

Registered to vote
Some day I'll be president!
John Boy Walton's MOLE

Immortal poet
My soul shall live in Haiku.
Should I drink more beer?

Show me your gonads
Don't bother sprucing them up now
You got ugly junk!

Cheese fart Cheese fart queef
Cheese fart anus spring roll queef
Cheese fart toast puke spew

I met Randolph once
Shared an elevator ride
Looked just like you, dude