Bad Haiku
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Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Yes. GOD DOES HATE YOU🤯
Haiku # 60520, October 28, 2018 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!
Haiku # 60519, October 28, 2018 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.
Haiku # 60518, October 28, 2018 7:40 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake
Haiku # 60517, October 28, 2018 3:50 am ET
by Kingdom of Krust
Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?
Haiku # 60516, October 28, 2018 3:42 am ET
by Tee hee queef queef queef of Barrel of gold monkeys
Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!
Haiku # 60515, October 28, 2018 3:38 am ET
by Perv
Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose
Haiku # 60514, October 28, 2018 3:34 am ET
by Sniffy
My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed
Haiku # 60513, October 28, 2018 3:22 am ET
by Saw lots of Dead shows of Had shrooms, lsd I prefer Zevia, cereal and peace and quiet
I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.
Haiku # 60512, October 28, 2018 2:44 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Who needs oxygen anyway?!
Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya
Haiku # 60511, October 28, 2018 12:25 am ET
by Sligor of Celgo
Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew
Haiku # 60510, October 28, 2018 12:14 am ET
by TV Guide of Ebay
The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet
Haiku # 60509, October 28, 2018 12:12 am ET
by Park Ranger of Denali
Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!
Haiku # 60508, October 28, 2018 12:10 am ET
by Dick Cavity of Dentist office parking lot
Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!
Haiku # 60507, October 27, 2018 10:46 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips
Haiku # 60506, October 27, 2018 9:16 pm ET
by Jizzim Lips
Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop
Haiku # 60505, October 27, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by Zanook of Zkeezork
Bestiality
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.
Haiku # 60504, October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
by Poot!
Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts
Haiku # 60503, October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
by Not a Hen of I think you know where
happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn
Haiku # 60502, October 27, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by Not a Haiku
everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does
Haiku # 60501, October 27, 2018 5:30 pm ET
by Not a Haiku
Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!
Haiku # 60500, October 27, 2018 5:27 pm ET
by Sweet tooth
Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number
Haiku # 60499, October 27, 2018 2:52 pm ET
by Walton's Mountain resident of Ike Godzey's store
You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.
Haiku # 60498, October 27, 2018 1:58 pm ET
by providing stool sample there is hope of purgation
Listhp
Haiku # 60497, October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
by Paul lynde
Insemination
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!
Haiku # 60496, October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
by Using our imaginathions
Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though
Haiku # 60495, October 27, 2018 11:55 am ET
by Parrot head of Margaritaville
It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God
Haiku # 60494, October 27, 2018 11:53 am ET
by Andy D'eville of Barstool
Bestiality
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?
Haiku # 60493, October 27, 2018 11:13 am ET
by and by you will appear before the Lord of Glory
Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending
Haiku # 60492, October 27, 2018 3:20 am ET
by Repairman of Forehead dent and ding
I wonder if Darth
Vader force-chokes his chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

If so, that would be
crispy fried force-choked chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Haiku # 60491, October 27, 2018 3:16 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You're not all that old.
Haiku # 60490, October 27, 2018 3:09 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I need Randolph's time machine.
In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You are not so old.
Haiku # 60489, October 27, 2018 3:06 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Get it on both hands
Then you really got the clap
Round of applause, now
Haiku # 60488, October 27, 2018 2:43 am ET
by Werewolf of London
One of the brothers
Had a hand covered with hair
Beginner Werewolf

Yes, they were inbred
Haiku # 60487, October 27, 2018 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the olden days
People entertained themselves
With masturbation
Haiku # 60486, October 27, 2018 2:17 am ET
by Masturbator of Olden days
I'm praying for you
I hope you are o.k., friend
My cat sends a meow
Haiku # 60485, October 27, 2018 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Columbia House
I won't ever be paying
Those records and tapes
Haiku # 60484, October 27, 2018 2:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
That fake nail bomber
Looks like Christopher Walken
But can he tap dance?
Haiku # 60483, October 27, 2018 1:57 am ET
by Da Bomb of Tap dancing on your sidewalk
Thought you were drowning
Jerking off an octopus?
They have 8 arms, dude
Haiku # 60482, October 27, 2018 1:54 am ET
by Puzzled of The ocean is weird
You ever wonder
what sane people think when they
read the shite on here?
Haiku # 60481, October 26, 2018 11:38 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Downward Facing Darth
Your Yoga pants tell story
X rated so far
Haiku # 60479, October 26, 2018 7:41 pm ET
by Storytime of Bad Haiku
Please don't suck my dick.
I can handle that myself.
Yoga has paid off.
Haiku # 60478, October 26, 2018 7:04 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Randolph was near bald.
He walked just like a big foot
with no muscle tone.

He often spoke of
sorority house orgy
gang bang fantasies.

His forehead was huge
and slightly dented inwards
like from a bad wreck.

He was expelled from
the physics grad school but still
read all the journals.

I'm sure they loved him
showing up uninvited
to symposia.
Haiku # 60477, October 26, 2018 6:59 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Improved Lava Lamp
With Aromatherapy
Fill with your own poop
Haiku # 60476, October 26, 2018 6:30 pm ET
by Groovy of As seen on tv
What do you call it?
Rear end smells like dead bodies
After washing it
Haiku # 60475, October 26, 2018 6:09 pm ET
by Smelly
Registered to vote
Some day I'll be president!
John Boy Walton's MOLE
Haiku # 60474, October 26, 2018 5:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Immortal poet
My soul shall live in Haiku.
Should I drink more beer?
Haiku # 60473, October 26, 2018 5:36 pm ET
by by Miss American Beer of grammar can suck my lexical comprehension
Show me your gonads
Don't bother sprucing them up now
You got ugly junk!
Haiku # 60472, October 26, 2018 3:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cheese fart Cheese fart queef
Cheese fart anus spring roll queef
Cheese fart toast puke spew
Haiku # 60471, October 26, 2018 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I met Randolph once
Shared an elevator ride
Looked just like you, dude
Haiku # 60470, October 26, 2018 2:33 pm ET
by Using the alias Randolph, you fool no one of Shaft
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