Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60491
I wonder if Darth
Vader force-chokes his chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

If so, that would be
crispy fried force-choked chicken.
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Haiku #60491
Posted: October 27, 2018 3:16 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER