Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60512
I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.
Haiku #60512
Posted: October 28, 2018 2:44 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER of Who needs oxygen anyway?!