Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 16 Days and 76792 Haiku later...

Have you tried cheesing?
Yes, I mean huffing cat piss.
Well, Kenny likes it.
Haiku # 60518, October 28, 2018 7:40 am ET
Fruit of the Gloom
Fie, evil dingle berries
Guarded by limp snake
Haiku # 60517, October 28, 2018 3:50 am ET
by Kingdom of Krust
Got some funny gas
Comes out of my funny ass
Do you like my laugh?
Haiku # 60516, October 28, 2018 3:42 am ET
by Tee hee queef queef queef of Barrel of gold monkeys
Bend over and smile
Got your best side. Now, pout..
I didn't say SHIT!!
Haiku # 60515, October 28, 2018 3:38 am ET
by Perv
Great Barrier Queef
Hey now, There's an adventure
For the strong of nose
Haiku # 60514, October 28, 2018 3:34 am ET
by Sniffy
My son has seizures
Was on a respirator
I never huffed. Puffed
Haiku # 60513, October 28, 2018 3:22 am ET
by Saw lots of Dead shows of Had shrooms, lsd I prefer Zevia, cereal and peace and quiet
I don't like haiku,
but post here to be a troll.
Inhales queef balloon.

Just say N2O.
Nitrous oxide funny gas.
Huffed them at Dead shows.

Watch the gas-heads "fish".
Meaning flop around like mad.
A mild seizure.
Haiku # 60512, October 28, 2018 2:44 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Who needs oxygen anyway?!
Skligor va celgo
Minsca jora pranka jor
Sligor va droya
Haiku # 60511, October 28, 2018 12:25 am ET
by Sligor of Celgo
Ed Sullivan's Ghost:
Ed died sucking his own prong
A really big spew
Haiku # 60510, October 28, 2018 12:14 am ET
by TV Guide of Ebay
The bear's on the roof
Jacking off his greasy dink
That's why your head's wet
Haiku # 60509, October 28, 2018 12:12 am ET
by Park Ranger of Denali
Pow! in the kisser
Jump Back,
Pervert Dentist
Laughing Gas Fartload!!
Haiku # 60508, October 28, 2018 12:10 am ET
by Dick Cavity of Dentist office parking lot
Jizzim prism lisp.
Four in five dentithtth agree.
Gargle gargoyle!
Haiku # 60507, October 27, 2018 10:46 pm ET
Jizzim lips lips lips
Jizzim lips lips lips lips lips
Jizzim Jizzim lips
Haiku # 60506, October 27, 2018 9:16 pm ET
by Jizzim Lips
Snazz noot savoot
Cuntfart cuntfart toot patoot
Oat potential poop
Haiku # 60505, October 27, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by Zanook of Zkeezork
in asses' ass my poo worm
is all you deserve.

Half-assed ass-whole, wholly holy frijoles free jollies jollybeans and Reagon's ray-gun beat meat sweet treat teat defeat and an ice cream Sunday on the side chick.
Haiku # 60504, October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
by Poot!
Donated a few
Figured someone could use them
Smelly egger farts
Haiku # 60503, October 27, 2018 8:57 pm ET
by Not a Hen of I think you know where
happy birthday unhappy to see
what still happens we cannot stop
we can only live and mourn
Haiku # 60502, October 27, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by Not a Haiku
everything that happens
in this life happens again and again
and it shouldnt happen but it does
Haiku # 60501, October 27, 2018 5:30 pm ET
by Not a Haiku
Halloween Murders
Thoughts and prayers for the families
More candy for us!
Haiku # 60500, October 27, 2018 5:27 pm ET
by Sweet tooth
Online love affair
Long distance inflammation
Sorry, wrong number
Haiku # 60499, October 27, 2018 2:52 pm ET
by Walton's Mountain resident of Ike Godzey's store
You are infected.
Provide bar stool sample please.
Now we can help you.
Haiku # 60498, October 27, 2018 1:58 pm ET
by providing stool sample there is hope of purgation
Haiku # 60497, October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
by Paul lynde
Now the seed has been planted
Anal Beanstalk, Grow!
Haiku # 60496, October 27, 2018 12:08 pm ET
by Using our imaginathions
Five o'clock somewhere
I'm not much of a drinker
Like a stiff one, though
Haiku # 60495, October 27, 2018 11:55 am ET
by Parrot head of Margaritaville
It's God and Devil
and God and Devil and God
And Devil and God
Haiku # 60494, October 27, 2018 11:53 am ET
by Andy D'eville of Barstool
In half-assed Haiku verse form
Is the best you got?
Haiku # 60493, October 27, 2018 11:13 am ET
by and by you will appear before the Lord of Glory
Dented his forehead
Breakdancing Taz devil style
With happy ending
Haiku # 60492, October 27, 2018 3:20 am ET
by Repairman of Forehead dent and ding
I wonder if Darth
Vader force-chokes his chicken.

If so, that would be
crispy fried force-choked chicken.
Haiku # 60491, October 27, 2018 3:16 am ET
In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You're not all that old.
Haiku # 60490, October 27, 2018 3:09 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I need Randolph's time machine.
In the olden days
they called the olden days "yor".
You are not so old.
Haiku # 60489, October 27, 2018 3:06 am ET
Get it on both hands
Then you really got the clap
Round of applause, now
Haiku # 60488, October 27, 2018 2:43 am ET
by Werewolf of London
One of the brothers
Had a hand covered with hair
Beginner Werewolf

Yes, they were inbred
Haiku # 60487, October 27, 2018 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the olden days
People entertained themselves
With masturbation
Haiku # 60486, October 27, 2018 2:17 am ET
by Masturbator of Olden days
I'm praying for you
I hope you are o.k., friend
My cat sends a meow
Haiku # 60485, October 27, 2018 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Columbia House
I won't ever be paying
Those records and tapes
Haiku # 60484, October 27, 2018 2:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
That fake nail bomber
Looks like Christopher Walken
But can he tap dance?
Haiku # 60483, October 27, 2018 1:57 am ET
by Da Bomb of Tap dancing on your sidewalk
Thought you were drowning
Jerking off an octopus?
They have 8 arms, dude
Haiku # 60482, October 27, 2018 1:54 am ET
by Puzzled of The ocean is weird
You ever wonder
what sane people think when they
read the shite on here?
Haiku # 60481, October 26, 2018 11:38 pm ET
Downward Facing Darth
Your Yoga pants tell story
X rated so far
Haiku # 60479, October 26, 2018 7:41 pm ET
by Storytime of Bad Haiku
Please don't suck my dick.
I can handle that myself.
Yoga has paid off.
Haiku # 60478, October 26, 2018 7:04 pm ET
Randolph was near bald.
He walked just like a big foot
with no muscle tone.

He often spoke of
sorority house orgy
gang bang fantasies.

His forehead was huge
and slightly dented inwards
like from a bad wreck.

He was expelled from
the physics grad school but still
read all the journals.

I'm sure they loved him
showing up uninvited
to symposia.
Haiku # 60477, October 26, 2018 6:59 pm ET
Improved Lava Lamp
With Aromatherapy
Fill with your own poop
Haiku # 60476, October 26, 2018 6:30 pm ET
by Groovy of As seen on tv
What do you call it?
Rear end smells like dead bodies
After washing it
Haiku # 60475, October 26, 2018 6:09 pm ET
by Smelly
Registered to vote
Some day I'll be president!
John Boy Walton's MOLE
Haiku # 60474, October 26, 2018 5:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Immortal poet
My soul shall live in Haiku.
Should I drink more beer?
Haiku # 60473, October 26, 2018 5:36 pm ET
by by Miss American Beer of grammar can suck my lexical comprehension
Show me your gonads
Don't bother sprucing them up now
You got ugly junk!
Haiku # 60472, October 26, 2018 3:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cheese fart Cheese fart queef
Cheese fart anus spring roll queef
Cheese fart toast puke spew
Haiku # 60471, October 26, 2018 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I met Randolph once
Shared an elevator ride
Looked just like you, dude
Haiku # 60470, October 26, 2018 2:33 pm ET
by Using the alias Randolph, you fool no one of Shaft
I knew a strange chap.
Randolph was a physicist.
Or that's what he claimed.

His diet consists
of bologna, Velveeta,
and white Rainbow bread.

His chosen career
was selling his plasma at
local blood bank.

His aroma was...
how to put it politely...
less than appealing.

His theories were odd.
I think he went back in time.
At least I hope so.
Haiku # 60469, October 26, 2018 1:49 pm ET
Writing bad haiku
keeps your jiggly ass in chair.
Go out for a walk.

While out for a walk
throw some rocks at old people
and kick a puppy.
Haiku # 60468, October 26, 2018 1:35 pm ET
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