BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
68 Days
69687 Haikus
Resting comfortably
No details other than this:
His dink's in traction
Haiku #60568, by Haiku General of Corner of Piss and Moan
October 29, 2018 3:19 pm ET

He's seeing double
Thinks Figpucker's Starkitten
Please.. can you help hm?
Haiku #60567, by To be continued
October 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET

Right ths way, doctor
He's slumped over his haiku
Went bat shit crazy
Haiku #60566, by Unseen Marcus Welby of The Madness of Haiku
October 29, 2018 3:10 pm ET

Satori ! It's true.
Pigfucker is Starkitten.
Haiku #60565, by VHS less insane than most of them in here (haiku asylum)
October 29, 2018 2:35 pm ET

I think someone's been watching too much CNN. (Counterfeit New Network) and FOX (Fake Orgasm Xenophobes). You liberal right wing nazi hippies acid smoking boy rapers all the same.
Haiku #60564, by
October 29, 2018 2:24 pm ET

Impregnate Donald's hair.
Cheetos overrun the earth.
Fistfuck the polar bears.

Reach deep inside.
Pull out a seal carcass.
It's still warm, so fuck it.

Dayglow fluorescent orange semen.
A beacon of hope for kid fuckers.
A warning to hippie junkie crackheads
and dark skinned Losers.
Haiku #60563, by Pres. Donald Trump, pussy grabber extraordanaire.
October 29, 2018 2:14 pm ET

You pathetic bitch
Your funt is so clogged with filth
You need a Funt-Shunt
Haiku #60562, by Your cardiologist is a gynecologist of mediocre haiku!
October 29, 2018 2:11 pm ET

Your body fluids
Leave a tell-tale crusty stain
On Donald's necktie
Haiku #60561, by prejaculate of post-immaculate
October 29, 2018 2:07 pm ET

politico kid fister
raping his nephew's tight ass
'cause wife won't do anal

and his son fight's back.

Right wing Deliverance Nazi drinks his newphew's tears, wrung out from the pillow case.

How's the wall going? Mexico got out the check book yet?
Haiku #60560, by Bernie Sander's pet bobbit worm.
October 29, 2018 2:05 pm ET

Bow down and worship
Kneel before your Lord Cheeto.
Plead orange mercy.
Haiku #60559, by burning holy mountain of cheeto purifying flames
October 29, 2018 2:01 pm ET

When poets jerk off
And release prejaculate
That is your haiku
Haiku #60558, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:56 pm ET

Putin? Is princess.
TRUMP: Czar of all the Russias.
You will please shut up.
Haiku #60557, by Ivan the Terrible of terrible Haiku
October 29, 2018 1:55 pm ET

Funtcart funtcart funt
Used that line too many times
Put FUNT back in CART !
Haiku #60556, by Funt Cart support unit #57D of Old Albanian widow's exposed funt
October 29, 2018 1:51 pm ET

Putin is the king
Trump is his fat prison bitch
....That is the real news
Haiku #60555, by Concerned American
October 29, 2018 1:49 pm ET

Quit yer goose stepping
Clean your liverwurst cum stains
Perhaps a shower?
Haiku #60554, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:46 pm ET

Char-B-Q'd Trump Roast
Pigfucked fat orange ass pit
Lord shriveled cheeto
Haiku #60553, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:43 pm ET

Barack Clinton Bush
Used to be your prezident.
TRUMP is now your king
Haiku #60552, by sorry about the will of the American people, thweetie
October 29, 2018 1:42 pm ET

Twenty four, seven
Sixty nine, poontang, BLOWJOB
cuntfart cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60551, by G. Whiz
October 29, 2018 1:37 pm ET

Farth Digpucker's lines:
Gentle breeze caresses grass
Milk-white lambs bleat, shit...
Haiku #60550, by by by by by of baaa baaaa baaaaaaaaaaaa
October 29, 2018 1:35 pm ET

Giddy, hovering
Defecating in the mouth
Of your "president"
Haiku #60549, by Good Citizen
October 29, 2018 1:33 pm ET

Love you, leftist scum
Love your culture and values
Love you till you die
Haiku #60548, by loving our enemies we get tired of not hating them
October 29, 2018 1:29 pm ET

Twenty-four, thirteen
Eleven, seventy-five
Seventeen -- HAIK(U) !
Haiku #60547, by the 40-yard line of taking the knee for D.J. Trump Mein Fuhrer
October 29, 2018 1:23 pm ET

Submerged in foul shit,
Dry-heaving graphic sex-terms:
Your brain on Haiku
Haiku #60546, by lon ba by lon ba by lon of Chaldea
October 29, 2018 1:15 pm ET

Another quick one
To remind you of the fact
That Trump is your lord
Haiku #60545, by Anonymous Poet
October 29, 2018 1:05 pm ET

Tadpoles are silent.
And yet frogs make so much noise.
Humans are the same.
Haiku #60544, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 8:33 am ET

This site averages
seven and a half haiku
per day, that's not bad.
Haiku #60543, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I hate statistics.
October 29, 2018 6:26 am ET

How futile life is.
It is here an then it's not.
And there's no meaning.

Well, there is one thing.
And that's killing mosquitoes.
Kill every last one.
Haiku #60542, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I can feel your anger. It gives you focus!
October 29, 2018 6:21 am ET

Portable penis
No baculum..the dink bone
Just David Crosby
Haiku #60541, by Exception to the rule since he is a walrus
October 29, 2018 2:41 am ET

Balls, huge and hairy.
Goats, pigs, bulls, and porpoises.
Why are men's so small?
Haiku #60540, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 12:34 am ET

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
More cunning linguist.

But did Mork ever watch LOTR trilogy?
What would he have thought of orcs?
Haiku #60539, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 29, 2018 12:19 am ET

Mork was amazing.
More convincing than ET.
Truly alien.
Haiku #60538, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Mourning a great comedian.
October 29, 2018 12:15 am ET

As if by magic
The haikus flowed sweet and clean
Trickled down your leg
Haiku #60537, by Joker of Holding pan of warm water . Your hand is soaking
October 28, 2018 10:33 pm ET

Shazbot mork ork
Midterm erection so yuge
Bad poop bad bad poop
Haiku #60536, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 8:48 pm ET

I look down my nose
At lowly poetasters..BAH
Wait, that's not my nose
Haiku #60535, by Not my nose of But it's running like a faucet
October 28, 2018 8:38 pm ET

Waited so long for this
My fifteen minutes of fame
I'm a real POET
Haiku #60534, by POET
October 28, 2018 8:36 pm ET

One family member
Is not constipated now
Praised be the Lord
Haiku #60533, by Praised 2 syllables
October 28, 2018 5:13 pm ET

God hath spaeketh
Yon prize winner bath cheateth
Lickethed his finger
Haiku #60532, by God of Up High
October 28, 2018 4:27 pm ET

Clean fingernail prize
Awarded to the person
Who picks their ass least.
Haiku #60531, by Honor
October 28, 2018 4:24 pm ET

All seeing pervert
Abusive God. Cloud wanker
Creator of Crap
Haiku #60530, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 4:15 pm ET

Skirt lift skirt lift pfft
Must release egg fumes PA TOOT
Reset egg meter
Haiku #60529, by Egg Farting Gal
October 28, 2018 4:10 pm ET

Family gathering
Togetherness on Sunday
Smelling Dad's egg farts
Haiku #60528, by Family of Home
October 28, 2018 4:03 pm ET

fart cunt..up the front
poet.. know it. farrrrt. show it
poop stain poop stain fart
Haiku #60527, by Behemothly Yours of Behemothville
October 28, 2018 3:58 pm ET

Can't argue with that
God is Good. Made farts and cunts.
dinosaur cunt fart
Haiku #60526, by Spiritual Spirit of Over here
October 28, 2018 3:55 pm ET

All these molecules
To make an organism
that writes "cuntfart cunt".

You see, God exists.
"cuntfart cunt" is proof of that.
Touched by heaven's art.
Haiku #60525, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 3:08 pm ET

No no, that's all wrong.
To be a great poet write
"cuntfart cuntfart cunt".
Haiku #60524, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 28, 2018 3:02 pm ET

Guess it takes a while
To become a great poet
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60523, by Cuntfart of Cunt
October 28, 2018 2:26 pm ET

And repeat the stench
The stench the stench repeat it
Repeat Repeat it
Haiku #60522, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:34 pm ET

Jarsloopf dar knurpf
Dag sklaff schufk vrokksha mirta
Vrokksha "Bad Farts Humor"
Haiku #60521, by Poet
October 28, 2018 1:30 pm ET

Drown in your own shit
Vile poetasting scumbags
Haiku #60520, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:10 pm ET

Anal haiku clowns:
Continue eating shit. Wow
That's real poetry!
Haiku #60519, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2018 1:06 pm ET